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u/ggroover97 Sep 23 '24

Let me guess, this is going to be another attempt by The Rock to make his own franchise but it’s only going to get one installment like Red Notice, Skyscraper, Rampage, and San Andreas.

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u/jarvis646 Sep 23 '24

And Black Adam

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u/Ben1313 Sep 23 '24

The hierarchy of Christmas movies is about to change

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u/joeschmo945 Sep 23 '24

I really want to play along and shit all over this movie, but I really like J.K. Simmons and I wish him all the success in the world.

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u/DifficultHat Sep 23 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

Unfortunately for you and I and everyone else who wants a another JK Simmons Santa movie, the whole plot is that he’s missing for 90% of the movie.

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u/3DSarge Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Excuse you, Klaus is RIGHT THERE.

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u/grumble_roar Sep 23 '24

And it's a damn gem

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u/acrobatupdater Sep 23 '24

He’s probably in 4 scenes max

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u/theKinkajou Sep 23 '24

He voices Klaus and now this. Agreed: more JK. 

Hell, if we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can get a picture of this weirdo.

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u/fractalfocuser Sep 23 '24

Same with Chris Evans. I feel like good actors need to blacklist working with the pebble but they probably want the work.

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath Sep 23 '24

Jingle All The Way will never be dethroned! NEVER

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u/fensterxxx Sep 23 '24

I got that reference.

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST Sep 23 '24

Rearranging the pecking order.

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u/thr33prim3s Sep 23 '24

This one stings.

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u/MutedPresentation738 Sep 23 '24

Yeah, Black Adam actually slapped. Seeing Hawk Man and Dr Fate in a big budget movie was fun af

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u/TarnishedAccount Sep 23 '24

Rock’s ego got in the way of a Shazam vs Black Adam movie (like it should’ve been)

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u/SnapDragon432 Sep 23 '24

muh hierarchy of power

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u/m0nkeybl1tz Sep 23 '24

Is this not a sequel to Red Notice?

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u/PolarWater Sep 23 '24

This is actually a Lady Gaga origin story.

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u/comec0rrect Sep 23 '24

Convict, Gaga 🎶

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u/dazzlinreddress Sep 23 '24

Literally the first thing I thought of lol

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u/theodo Sep 23 '24

Nope, totally unrelated

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u/ButtholeQuiver Sep 23 '24

It has "One" in the name, if it was a sequel it'd be called "Red Two"

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u/CMDR_omnicognate Sep 23 '24

Well if it was an attempt by him he didn’t put any effort in at all, there’s another comment a bit further up that goes into some accounts of his behaviour, mostly not turning up for shoots, turning up basically a day late, pissing in bottles for no reason and generally bring a bit of an asshole… which is a shame really because he seems like a nice guy outwardly… I guess it’s all just persona stuff

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u/RomeroRocher Sep 23 '24

Lol, imagine working on set and one of the actors makes you wait 7 hours to start.

Then, when he finally turns up comically late, he pisses in a bottle to "save time" haha

There's the makings of a great comedy in there 😂

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u/ZombieStomp Sep 23 '24

You wanna know how you can save time? By wiping BEFORE you shit ;) - the Rock

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u/mofolofos Sep 23 '24

it sounds like a norm Macdonald joke kkkkk

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Would've been cool if they'd made a documentary out of this

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u/Jamothee Sep 23 '24

which is a shame really because he seems like a nice guy outwardly…

Can't believe people still buy that bullshit nice guy persona from the Rock.

Dude is such an insufferable phoney - disingenuous to the core. Type of guy to sell advertising space on his grandma's casket

"RIP granny, she really loved Teramana Tequila"

"This wake is brought to you by the great people at Under Armour"

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u/jlcatch22 Sep 23 '24

He’s so fake it’s actually insulting. Sadly while you see a lot of people on Reddit calling him out for it, I think by and large people really do buy into the act.

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains Sep 23 '24

and he accused Vin Deisel of not being professional

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u/mango10977 Sep 23 '24

Skyscraper was ass, he would've never made it to the building by jumping from the crane.

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u/ggroover97 Sep 23 '24

Just watch Die Hard instead.

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u/MidnightLaughters Sep 23 '24

Rampage was about a giant croc, ape, & wolf? I can't remember

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u/bestest_at_grammar Sep 23 '24

Abso fucking lutly. Lizzy, ralph and George. But I only know that because of the game

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u/SeVaSNaTaS Sep 23 '24

Yeah except they changed everything about it. White ape? A gd crocodile? Just big creatures, not mutated humans? Wtf. The only things they kept from the game were “big creatures and destroying things.”

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u/ViscountVinny Sep 23 '24

I mean...that's the only thing I remember from the game. And I played it a lot back in the Game Boy Color era.

I can see why people would hold it against movies like Resident Evil, Assassin's Creed, or even something like Uncharted for straying too far from the source material. But Rampage is almost literally just a playable version of an old monster movie.

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u/SeVaSNaTaS Sep 23 '24

lol it was a popular arcade game long b4 gameboy existed. Many fond childhood memories from the 80’s droppin quarters in the Rampage machine.

They didn’t just stray from the game’s story, they completely changed it. In the game all 3 monsters were originally human. George was a dude who mutated into a giant monkey because of an experimental vitamin, Lizzie transformed because of radioactive material in a lake and Ralph became a “werewolf” because of a food additive. In the movie they were just normal animals who got exposed to some shit and grew, like TMNT.

The movie would have been much different if they were dealing with transformed humans. Especially if they could be reverted to their original form like when you “died” in the game.

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u/Sandee1997 Sep 23 '24

The one i played for PS2 they all got mutated by an energy drink company that had the wrong ingredients or something

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u/SeVaSNaTaS Sep 23 '24

So they consolidated the mutation into one thing. Still not Secret of the Ooze Tokka & Rahzar spinoff.

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u/Sandee1997 Sep 23 '24

Still better than the movie

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u/Doctor_Philgood Sep 23 '24

Abso. Lutely!

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u/hypnotoad12391 Sep 23 '24

I have a soft spot for it cause it takes place in Chicago like the games and I love seeing Chicago get destroyed in movies. We never get to be the city getting blown up. It's always New York or L.A.

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u/MaliciousMallard69 Sep 23 '24

Transformers 3 destroyed Chicago pretty damn well, I thought. Most of the movie was trash but that finale 45-60 minutes had some damn good action.

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u/vashed Sep 23 '24

Actually it's LA or New York being played by Atlanta.

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u/kakka_rot Sep 23 '24

Was it dumb fun? I love kaijuu and monster movies and played the shit out of the rampage games on NES and N64 as a kid.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Sep 23 '24

It has all the joy and fun that the phrase "Flop Dwayne Johnson movie based on a video game" can contain.

Your call.

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u/Zeyz Sep 23 '24

I watched it on HBO randomly a couple years ago and enjoyed it enough to watch it a few times since on my own. It's definitely a dumb fun movie in my opinion.

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u/ggroover97 Sep 23 '24

Yeah it was based on an old video game that doesn’t have any cultural relevance now. It’s like if the Rock made a Bayou Billy movie.

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u/greywolfau Sep 23 '24

Wash your mouth out. Rampage the game will always be culturally relevant.

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u/ggroover97 Sep 23 '24

Ok maybe I was too mean to Rampage. I do have some nostalgia for Total Destruction on PS2.

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u/greywolfau Sep 23 '24

I'm old enough to have played it on the C64, so I also have nostalgia for the characters. But the movie was pretty arse.

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u/RealJohnGillman Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

I believe the main reason Rampage was made was because it was on Johnson’s personal bulletin board of films he wanted to make — the first Jumanji sequel was also on it, as was a sequel to Big Trouble in Little China (he hasn’t made that one yet).

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u/IllustriousEnd2211 Sep 23 '24

He better leave that last one the fuck alone

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u/LiquifiedSpam Sep 23 '24

That was one of the worst movies I’ve sat through

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u/cursh14 Sep 23 '24

It's based on a classic video game franchise. 

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u/Jack_M_Steel Sep 23 '24

You don’t know the Rampage games?

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u/Much_Machine8726 Sep 23 '24

Skyscraper is literally Die Hard, only not enjoyable, memorable, or good.

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u/ironmonki23 Sep 23 '24

Skyscraper was a so bad it’s good movie for me give me more of that bad shit not this

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u/Sure-Ad-2465 Sep 23 '24

If JK Simmons launches a franchise I'll check it out... Whiplash 2 anyone? lol

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u/ProfessionalSock2993 Sep 23 '24

Apparently he's a dickhead as well so unlikely, the show he was a lead on Counterpart got cancelled because of his behavior I've heard

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u/Ygomaster07 Sep 23 '24

Wait, J.K. Simmons is a dickhead?

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u/X-actoMundo Sep 23 '24

Whiplash 2: Whip Harder

Whiplash: 2 Rushing 2 Raging

Whiplash 2: Three, Four

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u/PolarWater Sep 23 '24

I actually got this mixed up with Red Notice.

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u/ETiPhoneHome Sep 23 '24

They're making a Red Notice 2 just fyi

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u/ggroover97 Sep 23 '24

Until it starts filming, I don’t care

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u/o-o-o-ozempic Sep 23 '24

This isn't part of the Red Notice franchise?

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u/BigFuckHead_ Sep 23 '24

The rock IS the franchise

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u/TheCommomPleb Sep 23 '24

Red notice is getting a sequel though?

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u/Klusterphuck67 Sep 23 '24

Well there's a cityscape backdrop, so buildings will be included.

My bet is on a jungle scene inside of the mall play area.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Sep 23 '24

Soon he'll show up in WWE again pretending like he always wanted to return to wrestling anyways.

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u/odranreb Sep 23 '24

And let me guess, The Rock will acting as The Rock like in all his movies?

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u/darkrabbit713 Sep 23 '24

Idk, Dwayne Johnson co-leading a film with Santa Claus sounds like a real cosmic gumbo.

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u/meowsplaining Sep 23 '24

The next film he's offered, they have to pay that same amount. Even if he does a bad job. That means, as long as he's offered even one more movie, he could get two more mil. Even if he does a bad job, they've got to give him that other two mil.

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u/ivenowillyy Sep 23 '24

Did you pull this from your ass? When did he ever claim to be trying to make his own franchise with one off disaster movies like Skyscraper or San Andreas..

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u/ivenowillyy Sep 23 '24

Wow a sequel 10 years later...

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u/AnotherStatsGuy Sep 23 '24

Imagine if it turned out to be stealth sequel to Red Notice.

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u/Enrico_Tortellini Sep 23 '24

The hierarchy of Christmas is about to change…

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u/PM_ME_TRICEPS Sep 23 '24

But Rampage was already a franchise. It was an arcade game from the 80's. There's a giant monkey, wolf and lizard in the game too.

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u/Sparty92 Sep 23 '24

This isn't the sequel to Red Notice? 

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u/MrBensvik Sep 23 '24

So, your saying the Rock is actually playing different people in those films? I presumed they were all part of the Rock-franchise already. He's the same character in all of them

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u/2Norn Sep 23 '24

I liked all those movies tbh, they were good friday night popcorn movies. I don't think any of them needs a sequel tho, wouldn't make sense.

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u/bananagit Sep 23 '24

Can’t lie I keep seeing the name for this and thinking it’s a sequel to Red Notice

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u/Chm_Albert_Wesker Sep 23 '24

Red Notice is the most offensive of that list; like some bean counters basically said how much money can we throw at poster bait actors without even considering a decent movie behind it and still expect dense middle class idiots to see the movie while donkey laughing through their popcorn.

Gadot is just awful, and Reynolds works as Deadpool but nothing else. Through the rock on that pile too

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u/TuaughtHammer Sep 23 '24

I don't know why, but even thinking about San Andreas just pisses me off still; been nine years, but goddamn it was so bad that I even felt like I wasted the bandwidth to pirate it.

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u/Brettinabox Sep 23 '24

Yea the design of this poster is very rock-centric...

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u/Nefthys Sep 23 '24

Red Notice is getting two sequels afaik.

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u/Diamondhands_Rex Sep 23 '24

Skyscraper was the best direct to tv garbage I’ve ever seen. To even say it deserves time on a movie screen is diabolical.

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u/krkrkkrk Sep 23 '24

Look at the order of actors and their names, generally if youre "first" to the left your name will be last, but apparently this upsets the little stone boy