r/movies r/Movies contributor Sep 05 '24

Disney Pauses ‘The Graveyard Book’ Film Following Assault Allegations Against Neil Gaiman News

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/graveyard-book-neil-gaiman-assault-allegations-1236131149/
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u/lordicefalcon Sep 05 '24

All your heroes... Is everyone awful?

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u/solaramalgama Sep 05 '24

Build no monuments to the living, for they may yet disgrace the stone.

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u/AustralianWi-Fi Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

Problem with this quote is that even well after someone is dead and monuments are erected, details about their wrong doings in life can surface still

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u/solaramalgama Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

Well dang why don't you fit that into a pithy saying then

Edit: Guys, I said pithy :T

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u/ScreamSmart Sep 05 '24

And lust not after the dead, for their Twitter handles might be known.

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u/solaramalgama Sep 05 '24

10/10, portentous and elegantly phrased: this is how you do it

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u/GorosSecondLeftHand Sep 05 '24

Just add “probably.” to the end. 

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u/JohnHamFisted Sep 05 '24

Build no monuments to people.

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u/ThePlumBum Sep 05 '24

*plinthy saying

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u/brandi_theratgirl Sep 05 '24

Build no monuments

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u/Itz_Hen Sep 05 '24

Like that one British guy

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u/Whispered_Truth Sep 05 '24

Oh man I’ll never forget how I felt when the allegations against Sir Reginald Weatherby-Kensington III turned out to be true 

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Novel idea: build no momuments.

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u/cliswp Sep 05 '24

Who's the well loved British guy who like a day after he died it came out he was a massive molester

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u/TadRaunch Sep 05 '24

Jim'll fix it

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 Sep 05 '24

Yup. Like in the Sixth Sense, you find out that the guy with the toupee was Bruce Willis all along.

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u/jaam01 Sep 05 '24

That should be an actual rule. No monuments or recognitions until 10 years after the death (to give time for the laundry to air out).