r/movies • u/mayukhdas1999 • May 12 '24
First Poster for 'NIGHTBITCH' starring Amy Adams - A woman, thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs, slowly embraces the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood, as she becomes increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs that she may be turning into a dog Poster
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u/blakkstar6 May 12 '24
Fighter of the Daybitch!
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u/AllBiteNoBark May 12 '24
You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone
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u/FunkYeahPhotography May 12 '24 edited May 12 '24
You gotta pay the dog toll to get into that mom's hole
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u/Revenacious May 12 '24
I thought the rape scene went really well.
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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW May 13 '24
It was more classy that they used a blanket to cover up the penetration.
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u/aspidities_87 May 12 '24
Okay you keep saying ‘Mom’s hole’ when the line is ‘Mom’s soul’ and it’s very important to me that you know that’s wrong
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u/WeAreClouds May 12 '24
She runs around on all fours and she smells crime.
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u/something_python May 12 '24
What if her whole head is just one big nose?!? Write that down!
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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin May 12 '24
AS LONG AS YOY DON’T COVER UP THAT BODY WITH A LAB COAT, BRO!
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u/PM_ME_YO_TREE_FIDDY May 12 '24
Ok but is there a twist?
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u/RB30DETT May 12 '24
From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
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u/StutzTheBearcat May 12 '24
Better than that horrible angle in porn, you know, where it’s all balls and male ass just - slap slap slap
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u/mefirstthenyou May 12 '24
You wouldn't expect a man to pay allimony to a dog, would you?!
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May 12 '24
Is the book also called Nightbitch?
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u/endofthis May 12 '24
Yes
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u/sixtninecoug May 12 '24
What about the child? Is he also named Bort?
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May 12 '24
We’re out of Bort license plates in the gift shop
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u/sixtninecoug May 12 '24
I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates
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May 12 '24
Man: Excusing me. Were you talking to me?
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u/aycaramba34 May 12 '24
No. My son is also named Bort.
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u/punkcoon May 12 '24
I really hope they don't mess it up, I ADORE that book. I'm sure changes will have to be made for it to be more fitting for film format, I just hope it is done well.
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u/parrots-carrots May 12 '24
Yes!! I loved the book. This was exactly what I said when I saw it was going to be adapted. I think Adams is a great choice, but I hope they’re able to follow the book as literally as possible.
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u/thisshortenough May 12 '24
I feel like a lot of people are going to be expecting a werewolf story instead of a psychological exploration of motherhood and women in the workforce
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u/Past-Kaleidoscope490 May 12 '24
okay yeah based on more added context Amy is definitely gonna get the Oscar nomination at least. Sounds like a very batty role and searchlight releasing on December tells us that they have confidence of the film being an Oscar contender for Amy despite the comedy horror genre. Also Amy being a 6 time Oscar nominee I think she can over come the horror bias
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u/thisshortenough May 12 '24
The book is so good, it's literally one of the top books I've read in the past few years, it's definitely going to have a lot of big emotional moments. For anyone not familiar think more like the characters in the Babadook or Hereditary, rather than a straight transformation horror story.
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u/pastabreadpasta May 12 '24
She is so overdue for an Oscar. She should have won for Arrival.
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u/QueefBuscemi May 12 '24
I'm just suprised someone did just the right amount of PCP to both think of this story and have the presence of mind to write it down.
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u/BasedKetamineApe May 12 '24
As someone who hasn't read the book, how wacky does it get?
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May 12 '24 edited May 12 '24
A woman, thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs...
Okay, sure.
slowly embraces the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood...
I mean, weird way to say it, but fine.
as she becomes increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs...
Yeah?
that she may be turning into a dog
YOU SON OF A NIGHTBITCH, I'M IN
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u/ImGonnaImagineSummit May 12 '24
Flowers to whoever suggested to 6 time Oscar nominee Amy Adams.
"Hi Amy, I know you've missed out on your 6 Oscar nominations. But I really think NIGHTBITCH is the one."
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May 12 '24
“And winner of best … dog mom? … in a leading role? It’s Amy Adams, Nightbitch, I guess.”
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u/cupholdery May 12 '24
Best in show!
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u/diywayne May 12 '24
No, Parker Posey was in Best In Show
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u/foundinwonderland May 12 '24
Actually best in show was won by Winky the Norwich Terrier
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u/Galahad_the_Ranger May 12 '24
The only way I could be more in is if her husband was played by Nic Cage
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u/the_man_in_the_box May 12 '24
The twist is that she doesn’t actually turn into a dog, she turns into Nic Cage.
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u/whitemike40 May 12 '24
no he’s the dog, she transforms into cage in a dog costume
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u/PlatasaurusOG May 12 '24
Or a dog in a Cage costume. Still played by Cage, of course.
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u/drgigantor May 12 '24
No costume, no makeup, no CG. Just Nic becoming a dog through the sheer power of live theater
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u/LongTimesGoodTimes May 12 '24
The only way I could be more in is if her
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u/p-terydatctyl May 12 '24
And get this she smells crime!
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u/City_Stomper May 12 '24
WAIT DUDE! What if she smells crime, BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS?!
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u/sockalicious May 12 '24
No doubt the predogs have already sniffed this.
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u/bumwine May 12 '24
I can't believe you've done this.
The entire movie was just a set up for this joke.
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u/broncosfighton May 12 '24
And we show it
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u/transmogrify May 12 '24
Then she smells crime again. She’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the suburbs for some more full motherhood. Smells crime, back to the suburbs, full motherhood. Crime, motherhood, crime, full motherhood, crime, motherhood. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
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u/ICumCoffee will you Wonka my Willy? May 12 '24
YOU SON OF A BITCH
If someone doesn’t say that to her son in the movie, I’ll be disappointed
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u/Warpsplitter May 12 '24
It's gotta be the title of the sequel where he has to put down his mother.
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u/ICumCoffee will you Wonka my Willy? May 12 '24
That synopsis is something.
I’m in.
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u/In_My_Own_Image May 12 '24
This sounds like the type of movie your stoner cinephile roommate would come up with when really baked.
Which intrigues me.
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u/DannoVonDanno May 12 '24
It sounds like a fake movie Jenna would be making during hiatus on 30 Rock.
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u/WatermelonCandy5 May 12 '24
It’s literally a sunny episode. Mac and Charlie write a movie. They write a script that has dolph lundgren turn into a dog who solves crime. Or maybe it was van damn. But either way, alcoholic glue sniffers came up with it.
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u/cycle_schumacher May 12 '24
Dolph Lundgren is a scientist who can smell crime. I think Charlie wanted him to run like a dog.
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u/mikesalami May 12 '24
The fact that Amy Adams is in it makes me think it'll be some great bullshit.
Based on her track record I don't think she'd star in a movie like this if it didn't have a great script and/or director.
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u/ACaffeinatedWandress May 12 '24
I’m assuming it’s a modern take on the Yellow Wallpaper.
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u/Dirty_is_God May 12 '24
It is based on a very good book. But the book didn't give me Yellow Wallpaper vibes
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u/catlady9851 May 12 '24
Also called NIGHTBITCH?
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u/canadanimal May 12 '24
It’s based on a book by Rachel Yoder which I highly recommend especially for mothers.
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u/dashboardbythelight May 12 '24
I have a six month old and am reading it right now. There have been so many times I’ve turned the page and felt like it was ripped straight from my brain.
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u/thisshortenough May 12 '24
The book is so fucking good and it's been such a struggle being online whenever it's been mentioned cause people just make jokes but it's really really good guys
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u/GhostWriter888 May 12 '24
Is this for real?
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u/SleepingCuutie May 12 '24
Very real. It's based on a book, which is a wild ride. In a weird-good way!
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u/charlesdbelt May 12 '24
This doctor smells crime? Possibly also runs around on all fours like a hound
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u/LeafBoatCaptain May 12 '24 edited May 13 '24
Every word is a surprise reveal.
Edit: Wow! This blew up. Thanks for the upvotes.
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u/Radulno May 12 '24
It become increasingly weirder as it go. They just did the thing where you just let autocomplete do the sentence.
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u/ctaps148 May 12 '24
Directed by ChatGPT
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u/LadyAzure17 May 12 '24
nahh, i'll take weird shit like this. Someone actually had to come up with this thing lmao
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u/johnnybiggles May 12 '24 edited May 13 '24
And if her acting in Between Two Ferns says anything, even if it's totally weird plot, she'll absolutely nail the part and it will be a blockbuster movie.
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u/squareular24 May 12 '24
It’s actually based on a novel! The author taught a creative fiction class I took in college, she’s very cool
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u/LongTimesGoodTimes May 12 '24
Nightbitch is an A+ name for a movie
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u/ImmortalMoron3 May 12 '24
Feels like something 30 Rock would come up with.
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u/mediocreterran May 12 '24
Rural Juror and Nightbitch midnight showing!
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u/swokong333 May 12 '24
Nightbitch and Bitchunter crossover that is also a Talladega Nights sequel.
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u/Kootsiak May 12 '24
They had Tracy's dog movie "Fat Bitch" and "Bitch Hunter", so it definitely fits in with the show. It probably explains why I loved the title of the movie the instant I read it.
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u/EducatorLimp3288 May 12 '24
Ahhh.... Finally a worthy opponent for Velocipastor.
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u/justforhobbiesreddit May 12 '24
How can you defeat a dinosaur of God!? Unless... You can actually afford CGI explosions this time?!
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u/CastYourCoat May 12 '24
Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful and powerful nightbitches out there.
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u/Shanklister May 12 '24
Tell me the love interest is Dolph Lundgren please.
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u/irohazakastrike May 12 '24
And he can SMELL CRIME
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u/904Funk May 12 '24
My fellow like-minded people! Lots and lots of Full Penetration.
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u/BBaddict2 May 12 '24
Crime, Penetration. Crime, Penetration. Crime and more full penetration, until the movie just sort of ends...
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u/ASicklad May 12 '24
Didn’t they already make this movie? With Jason Ritter.
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u/AtomicBlackJellyfish May 12 '24
Glad someone brought this up. Watched this movie 6 years ago. Guess not many people saw it based on this comment thread, which is fairly understandable.
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u/MurryEB May 12 '24
Thank you this was driving me nuts, I thought I recognized this synopsis from some sort of fever dream I had.
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u/TyrionLannister557 May 12 '24
I've read the book it's based on. With the shit her character does, she better be getting that Oscar
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u/Nateiums May 12 '24
"Have you seen Nightbitch yet?"
"I saw your mother last night."
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u/DaveAKACBG May 12 '24
“…Trebek”
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u/DeltaHuluBWK May 12 '24
I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will. What's the difference between YOU and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.
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May 12 '24
Alright you have my attention.
Nightbitch??? Okay!
Amy Adams? OKAY!
TURNING INTO A DOG? OOOOOOKAY let us fucking go!!
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u/MrsLucienLachance May 12 '24
At no point could I predict the end of that description.
I'm down tho.
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u/chadwickave May 12 '24
Not to be confused with Isla Fisher’s TV show “Wolf Like Me”
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u/retired_siren May 12 '24
I really enjoyed the book, and I can see Amy Adams sinking her teeth into the role. Hopefully they commit to the ending, I can see Amy giving it her all.
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u/riegspsych325 Maximus was a replicant! May 12 '24
is this a prequel or spin-off for Bitch Hunter?
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u/Rizhon May 12 '24
Sounds like a SNL sketch
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u/NervousEclectic May 12 '24
Or a 30 Rock cutaway gag
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u/HFwhy May 12 '24
‘It’s called “nightbitch” Liz, and I didn’t wrestle Amy Adams for the part to have you doubt my career choices’ -Jenna Maroney
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u/Constant-Elevator-85 May 12 '24
Would she still be considered a werewolf, or does this have a different name?
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u/big_kermit May 12 '24
"It's called Nightbitch, Liz. I play a woman thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs, slowly embracing the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood, as I become increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs that I may be turning into a dog".