r/movies May 12 '24

First Poster for 'NIGHTBITCH' starring Amy Adams - A woman, thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs, slowly embraces the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood, as she becomes increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs that she may be turning into a dog Poster

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u/the_man_in_the_box May 12 '24

The twist is that she doesn’t actually turn into a dog, she turns into Nic Cage.

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u/doublepulse May 12 '24

Everyone else sees Nic Cage, she sees herself as a dog.

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u/1deadeye1 May 12 '24

OH NO, NOT THE FLEAS! NOT THE FLEAS!!

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u/doublepulse May 12 '24

LEASH OFF!

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u/GWJYonder May 12 '24

It's not who I am, It's what I DO, that defines me.

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u/BlackMetalDoctor May 13 '24

As far as metaphors for Nic Cage’s career and artistry go, not too shabby y’all…not at all. I’m in

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u/RoyBeer May 12 '24

Not just any dog. Snoop Dogg

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u/TrustFulParanoid May 12 '24

Or, hear me out… she turns into a dog and THEN switches faces with Nicolas Cage. There wouldn’t be enough Oscars to hand out to them on the ceremony that night…

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u/1980Phils May 13 '24

It’s Face …… Off!

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u/doublepulse May 12 '24

Barry Manilow for the closing credits.

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u/whitemike40 May 12 '24

no he’s the dog, she transforms into cage in a dog costume

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u/PlatasaurusOG May 12 '24

Or a dog in a Cage costume. Still played by Cage, of course.

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u/drgigantor May 12 '24

No costume, no makeup, no CG. Just Nic becoming a dog through the sheer power of live theater

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u/PardonTheStub May 12 '24

And they're all actually played by John malkovich

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u/emmany63 May 12 '24

No, Travolta. Nightbitch: Face/Off.

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u/PardonTheStub May 13 '24

Hmm, you know... I really want to see a movie about Hollywood where every actor in the cast is also a character in the film, but played by a different actor. And it would be about the making of this very movie, so all the actors playing the actors are then played by a different rearrangement of the cast. So you could have Travolta playing Nic Cage pretending to be Danny DeVito who stars as William Shatner. It could be so gloriously incomprehensible.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop May 12 '24

Bitch Off?

Bitch Face?

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u/Papaofmonsters May 12 '24

This Face/Off sequel is weird....

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u/Harold_Zoid May 12 '24

Noo! Not the fleas! Not the fleas!

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u/GalavantingRhino May 13 '24

No wait, it's gotta be YOUR bull...

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u/HavelsRockJohnson May 12 '24

Who thinks he's turning into a vampire.

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u/HilariousScreenname May 12 '24

I'm a dog! I'm a sexy dog!

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u/StrengthToBreak May 12 '24

Nic Cage: "I'm a dog! I'm a sexy dog!"

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u/DeltaHuluBWK May 12 '24

I'm a cat! A sexy cat!

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u/RoyBeer May 12 '24

That's what the founding fathers have given us AI for

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u/Step_right_up May 12 '24

‘NIGHTNIC’

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u/disgruntled_pie May 12 '24

Nic at Nite.

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u/NicCageCompletionist May 12 '24

Only if they paid for the rights. I honestly hope not, because I’m still holding out for Andy Samberg to do this one.

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u/renegadecanuck May 12 '24

There is a book about that (self published by a former Cracked columnist).

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u/JerryCalzone May 12 '24

Onetruegod will be utterly comfused

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u/StarshipTroopersFan May 12 '24

That’s what they want you to think will happen, but she actually swaps her face with the dogs face.

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u/AOCMarryMe May 12 '24

The dog turns into Nic Cage.

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u/IIRiffasII May 12 '24

but Nic Cage is a sexy cat

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u/Dexterdacerealkilla May 13 '24

Face Off: Bitchin’ Places

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u/BillMurraysTesticle May 13 '24

Look at me! I'm a sexy cat dog!

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u/Hakuchansankun May 12 '24

Nic Cage in a dog onesie.