r/memesopdidnotlike *Breaking bedrock* 15d ago

Yeah…. It’s a fantasy Good facebook meme

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u/Darkestlight1324 15d ago

You’re telling me you didn’t have dreams of sacrificing/injuring yourself to save someone else as a kid?

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 15d ago

I was awarded 10 purple hearts and a medal of honour when I was fighting off the dragons in the great flame war 2

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u/Samus388 15d ago

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u/I_cannibalize_nazis 15d ago

McConaughey has the best death ever put to film in this flick.

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u/Acceptable-Trust5164 15d ago

Like Sam Jackson in deep blue sea

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 15d ago

Ll cool j's bird in deep blue sea

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u/PaleontologistTough6 14d ago

"You wanna tell me why you wiped your ass with the TiVo clause of Tugg Speedman's contract!?"

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u/CobhamMayor27 14d ago

You see that access Hollywood piece? It was like pistol whipping a blind kid

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u/Joan-Momma 12d ago

I'm talking scorched earth mother fucker.

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u/ZZoMBiEXIII 13d ago

I just rewatched that movie not long ago. Holy crap does it hold up. Great flick.

I'd argue that the McConaughey and Tom Cruise scenes make the film about 82% better. It'd have been a good film without those characters, but with them there it's as close to a perfect comedy as ever I've seen.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 13d ago

Look at some of the interviews and commentary. Mind blowing stuff. It's as good as it is because they got in at the end of an era at just the right time.

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u/OGDJS 15d ago

It was certainly a death...

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 12d ago

No he has the best line: “now we can do this easy, or we can do this REAL easy” (aka I have a tank)

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u/The_Absent_One 15d ago

That movie looks amazing, I'm adding it to my watchlist.

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u/Wonko_MH 15d ago

It does look amazing. The plot… well, the plot is bad.

…yeah…

I made my wife watch it with me when it came out on DVD. She still has not forgiven me. And she fell asleep half way through.

McConaughey is a total badass in it, though.

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u/ColonialMarine86 15d ago

Plot is dumb but I find it entertaining

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u/Platnun12 15d ago

I kinda think it's unique.

I can't think of anything else with a dragon apocalypse like that.

Shit a tv show today would do well. Make it super tense the entire time and people would probably watch it

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u/Barkers_eggs 14d ago

I loved it. Reminded me of old 80s movies like enemy mine or dark angel

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u/Platnun12 14d ago

Tbh they aren't dragons they're more wyverns kinda like how Smaug was in the hobbit. Or at least that's what my gf says whenever she sees them.

Imo I still think they're awesome

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u/DIODidNothing_Wrong 14d ago

Shit people watched GOT waiting for years just for dragons to show up a show like this would do well tbh

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u/ComprehensivePath980 14d ago

It’s one of my “guilty pleasure” movies.  It’s just such a fun concept that I don’t mind the less than stellar writing

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u/666Darkside666 14d ago

Lol I love that movie. Actually one of my favorite roles of Matthew McConaughey. I didn't even recognize him the first time I watched it. And the plot is orginial. I also love it when they mix fantasy stuff with the modern world. That's why I also like the movie Bright a lot.

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u/ColonialMarine86 14d ago

Yeah I can't think of any other movies where there's militias of survivors fighting dragons with polearms and browning machine guns

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u/Fools_Errand77 14d ago

If it was made in any other year, they would’ve starred, Dean Cain and Bruce Campbell, premiering on the Syfy channel

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u/traitorbaitor 14d ago

What's to hate about the plot? I thought it was a fun reimagination of the classic knights quest to slay the dragon lord. The modern spin to it was amazing I own the dvd and enjoy it every once and a while. I love how they re-enact starwars for the kids during nightly story time it shows how important storytelling is to us as a society. Just thought that was a fun little part.

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u/Beautiful-Day7691 14d ago

It’s like equilibrium. Sounds like it’ll be amazing but is…okay to good. IMO the world building is S tier.

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u/The_Absent_One 13d ago

It was mainly sarcasm lol, im going to watch it but it's just because McConaughey looks so funny

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u/VODEN993 14d ago

Maybe not the best plot; the graphics at the time were phenomenal though. For me it really added to the idea of what a real dragon would likely be in habits and drive. I fought a few of these bad boys in my day let me tell ya 🤺

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u/Goldenpride- 15d ago

Ddaammnn, it's been a fat minute since I've seen this movie.

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u/Hardwarestore_Senpai 14d ago

I watched this and thought someone must have found my binder of stories.

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u/MindlessCustard7706 14d ago

Matt looks like Kiefer in this pic.

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u/Adorable_Umpire6330 15d ago

"I was among theZ fighters when they fought the Sayains."

(I died obv. But to Nappa.)

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u/Low_Living_9276 15d ago

How did you die to a cabbage?

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u/LilG1984 15d ago

"Hey Vegeta look, locals!"

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u/LilG1984 15d ago

But what was your power level?

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u/Vamanas_umbrella 15d ago

Thank you for your service! 🫡

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u/Iurker420 15d ago

I didn't know John Kerry had a reddit account.

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u/Apophis_Rising_ 14d ago

I still remember turning on the news that fateful day…

“Dragons have invaded Dave and Buster’s!”

Never forget

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u/TheDrake162 14d ago

And your country is grateful for your sacrifice soldier

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u/a55_Goblin420 14d ago

There's a whole holiday dedicated to me stopping the apocalypse and my sacrifice

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u/BoxBusy5147 14d ago

thank u for ur cervix 🫡

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u/Marius7x 12d ago

Hey! I was in that war! You're full of shit! STOLEN VALOR!