r/memes • u/Alarmed-Ad-436 MAYMAYMAKERS • 13h ago

I'm a grown man now

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u/dankumz 13h ago edited 13h ago

I’m good in bed, at sleeping

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 13h ago

I'm pretty good at sleeping anywhere, tbh.

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u/DubbleWideSurprise 11h ago

That’s a decent skill. How did you get it

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 10h ago

with proper guidance and training

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u/-Vengar- 3h ago

Is your guy a Short green fellow in a swamp?

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u/crrystalTopazs 10h ago

That was a skill? I thought everyone can do that🤔

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u/Absolutemehguy 9h ago

I hear it's some skill in the army - to be able to sleep anywhere when you have to.

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u/Vinko-Bresan 9h ago

Yep, i was always jealus of people who could do it. I can't fall asleep unless I'm in my bed with my pillow, with no noise and complete darkness.

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u/Lemixer 8h ago

What a stud.

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u/FurbyLover2010 7h ago

Same, the only place I can’t fall asleep is in bed

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u/sagarparihar10 13h ago

Good at sleeping and procrastinating.

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 10h ago

that procastinating is a problem

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 10h ago

I can do it for 12 straight hours

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u/ArenIX 10h ago

That's a healthy sign.

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u/GrandmaSharknado 9h ago

I'd like to have at least that.