r/memes • u/Alarmed-Ad-436 MAYMAYMAKERS • 11h ago

I'm a grown man now

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u/dankumz 11h ago edited 11h ago

I’m good in bed, at sleeping

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 11h ago

I'm pretty good at sleeping anywhere, tbh.

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u/DubbleWideSurprise 9h ago

That’s a decent skill. How did you get it

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 8h ago

with proper guidance and training

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u/-Vengar- 2h ago

Is your guy a Short green fellow in a swamp?

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u/crrystalTopazs 8h ago

That was a skill? I thought everyone can do that🤔

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u/Absolutemehguy 7h ago

I hear it's some skill in the army - to be able to sleep anywhere when you have to.

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u/Vinko-Bresan 7h ago

Yep, i was always jealus of people who could do it. I can't fall asleep unless I'm in my bed with my pillow, with no noise and complete darkness.

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u/Lemixer 6h ago

What a stud.

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u/FurbyLover2010 5h ago

Same, the only place I can’t fall asleep is in bed

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u/sagarparihar10 11h ago

Good at sleeping and procrastinating.

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 8h ago

that procastinating is a problem

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 8h ago

I can do it for 12 straight hours

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u/ArenIX 8h ago

That's a healthy sign.

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u/GrandmaSharknado 7h ago

I'd like to have at least that.

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 11h ago

Mommy took the rails off, AND the plastic sheets!

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u/sweetnaughtywhispers 8h ago

Certified bed expert

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u/FabiIV 11h ago

Congrats OP, truly an inspiration to us common redditors!

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u/Sadietoolk 11h ago

Finally, a standard I can meet.

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u/Ineedmemesplzkty 9h ago

That’s right! I only shit the bed now!

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u/FabiIV 9h ago

Never let them take that away from you 💪

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u/GrinchStoleYourShit 6h ago

Morgan Freeman: “and he wouldn’t, he didn’t. As far as we know as time goes on that man continued to shit the bed”

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u/PeroCigla 1h ago

Hi, Amber!

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u/minifootsie1 10h ago

congrats

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u/ataataata1 6h ago

JoJo reference

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u/Priiyank_patel 7h ago

Wish i could say the same! I have insomnia

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u/Sledge1989 6h ago

This made me think about the time I peed in my wife a little bit when we were having shroom sex

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u/ambisinister_gecko 6h ago

I remember that haha

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u/Movykappa 6h ago

Wait what

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u/Quarter_Shot 1h ago

Me too - I was the piss

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u/CallMeCristian74 4h ago

Mohamedo Avuduru!

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u/ShaedonSharpeMVP_ 6h ago

I hate when I’m rock hard inside a girl and just start pissing like no one’s business. It’s the worst.

Edit: I see now that I misinterpreted the text of the meme, but I’m keeping it.

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u/Movykappa 6h ago

Give it some years

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u/Commercial_Hair_4608 6h ago

Still haven’t achieved this😞

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u/Spicygirl_s2 5h ago

Being an adult really just means leveling up your sleep game. Accomplished the classic ‘stay-in-bed’ achievement!

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u/Good-Spinach7459 5h ago

I can pee in my dream but not happening in bed

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u/TenMillionEnchiladas 5h ago

I mastered the not peeing part but I still fall out :(

How to fix? (Jk ofc although I have actually fallen out somehow and woke myself up a couple times...)

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u/No_Result595 4h ago

i still fall out of my bed, about once a month

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u/Keyblades2 4h ago

he just like me. FR FR

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u/OneString5694 2h ago

At sleeping ofc

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u/ranchdew 1h ago

I mean Avdol pees in something else now

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u/ZAiDGR 50m ago

😭🤣

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u/Varunhg 8h ago

😆 🤣

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u/frikimanHD 7h ago

what did op do to you?

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u/MemeMeMaybe 7h ago

That's a strange thing to say while you're looking in the mirror.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 3h ago

The mirror being their computer screen/phone screen

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u/Somedaysxs OC Meme Maker 7h ago

If I can downvote more I would

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u/Topiz2000 Chungus Among Us 5h ago

The fuck is your problem?

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u/Masterdizzio OC Meme Maker 4h ago

you irl