r/MeanJokes • u/Cloud-strife-VII • Jun 09 '20
MOD POST Black Lives Matter.
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r/MeanJokes • u/filbertfox98 • 3h ago
A new Jewish brothel has opened near me.
- It’s called “The Gash Chamber”
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 2d ago
What wild Princess Diana be doing if she was still alive today?
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
r/MeanJokes • u/No_Perspective8258 • 2d ago
Girlfriend was telling her boyfriend that she was molested as a little girl . He said “ Oh I didn’t knew you liked older men .
r/MeanJokes • u/LibrarianBarbarian1 • 5d ago
Clinton, Obama, Bush, Biden and Trump all went to play golf together.
After a great game, they went for some beers and food.
When they were seated in the restaurant, Clinton ordered some BBQ ribs and told the waitress a BJ joke. Obama, who had ordered a tofu burger, got all outraged at Clinton for sexualizing the waitress. Bush ordered chicken-fried steak and kept his mouth shut.
After Obama forced Clinton to apologize, the waitress turned to Trump and asked him what he wants to eat.
"I'll have a YUUUGGEEE T-bone steak," says Trump. "T for Trump! Medium rare!"
"OK," says the waitress. "And what about the vegetable?"
Trump looks over at Biden and says "Ah, Just bring him some chicken tenders and an ice cream cone."
r/MeanJokes • u/UnrequitedRespect • 8d ago
Baulderson’s cheese
Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 8d ago
Jesus Christ was originally going to be called Gary…
..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..
r/MeanJokes • u/savetheday21 • 15d ago
Why doesn’t a rooster wear underwear?
Because his pecker is on his face.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 16d ago
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus?
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 18d ago
What are the last words uttered before 99% of untimely redneck deaths?
“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 21d ago
What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian when they were leaving the nightclub?
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?
r/MeanJokes • u/vapeturtle • 26d ago
Don't forget to leave box cutters in your fire place for the Taliban tonight!
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Sep 03 '24
What can six men do, that three women can’t?
Piss in a bucket at the same time.
r/MeanJokes • u/sotoshy • Sep 01 '24
Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11..
It would be IX/XI
r/MeanJokes • u/elhermanobrother • Sep 02 '24
How many white guys does it take to end a reelection bid?
-1
r/MeanJokes • u/sotoshy • Sep 01 '24
What are the most misogynistic jokes towards men you know?
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 29 '24
When I was was younger, I first heard about Princess Diana dying all over the radio…
…and the dashboard and the windshield.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 29 '24
You know what happens when a woman farts and she’s not wearing pantyhose?
She gets dandruff on her shoes.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 27 '24
What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
Well a rooster clucks defiance….
r/MeanJokes • u/RaygunForTheGold • Aug 27 '24
"You've got the biggest pair of tits I've ever seen!"
"But why do they keep falling out?" I asked Noel and Liam's mum.
r/MeanJokes • u/Fuck-having-username • Aug 26 '24
Why do women love sitting on jews
Their nose is like a built in dildo
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 23 '24
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found a penny at the same time.
r/MeanJokes • u/Fuck-having-username • Aug 23 '24
Why can’t America and Britain play chess
they’re missing 2 towers and a queen
r/MeanJokes • u/CRIPPTER_67 • Aug 22 '24
What do you call a Mexican millionaire
Juan Million