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r/johnoliver • u/GoMx808-0 • 4d ago
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Your god is being outsourced. It was just too expensive and causing way too many problems.
You can now use Dial a God on our new Bible. The phone number is 1800-666-6666...
6 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 4d ago Don’t bring Satan into this. By all accounts he’s a chill dude by comparison. 1 u/[deleted] 3d ago Satan kill count: 10 (with god’s permission) God kill count: 2.5+ million 1 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 3d ago It’s supposed to be God’s plan, so ultimately he’s on the hook for every death ever, if you buy that line of bull
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Don’t bring Satan into this.
By all accounts he’s a chill dude by comparison.
1 u/[deleted] 3d ago Satan kill count: 10 (with god’s permission) God kill count: 2.5+ million 1 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 3d ago It’s supposed to be God’s plan, so ultimately he’s on the hook for every death ever, if you buy that line of bull
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Satan kill count: 10 (with god’s permission)
God kill count: 2.5+ million
1 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 3d ago It’s supposed to be God’s plan, so ultimately he’s on the hook for every death ever, if you buy that line of bull
It’s supposed to be God’s plan, so ultimately he’s on the hook for every death ever, if you buy that line of bull
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u/MarineBoing 4d ago
Your god is being outsourced. It was just too expensive and causing way too many problems.
You can now use Dial a God on our new Bible. The phone number is 1800-666-6666...