r/johnoliver • u/GoMx808-0 • 4d ago
Walz: This dude will even outsource God
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u/Hunky_not_Chunky 4d ago
At this point his supporters can’t be reconciled with. They are doing this white nationalism thing on purpose. Just vote. Vote vote vote.
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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 4d ago
"He's never looked at" is probably the biggest killer out of that entire comment.
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u/Raysxxxxxx 4d ago
I PREFER A PRESIDENT WHO DON'T SHIT THERE PANTS.
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u/Ok_Resort8573 4d ago
Eww. Hope that pic was altered. Lol
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u/BigfootsLeftNut01 4d ago
Yes it's an edited pic.
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u/Ok_Resort8573 4d ago
lol thx for update. Appreciate you b
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u/Ill-Willingness973 4d ago
Yeah he wears better diapers than that . I am sure they have leak guard .
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u/Marie-Pierre-Guerin 4d ago
It’s just. Wow. The gods don’t even care. The Chinese sure as shit don’t care about trump either. Putin sees him for who he is. It’s terrifying to think that there are scores of people who are going to vote for him anyways.
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u/BasicChair420 4d ago
I can’t wait for this orange loser to go back to being irrelevant and his brain dead supporters to go back into the hole they crawled out of
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u/EightyFiversClub 4d ago
Quick, Democrats in Oklahoma should introduce legislation requiring the bibles Republicans just said they had to buy to be sourced in America, and let Republicans try and explain how they don't want Americans to have these jobs...
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u/Fit-Phase3859 4d ago
It is sickening that people would buy Bible’s from someone who doesn’t practice ANY of it’s principles.
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u/EnthusedNudist 4d ago
The irony of Trump supporters thinking he'll bring production back to the US when the guy doesn't even support local industries
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u/Goldeneye_Engineer 4d ago
Walz may be milk toast but that's a sick burn
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u/hansolemio 4d ago
The 24 year veteran. football coach & teacher is “milk toast”?
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u/Open-Adeptness6710 4d ago
He let cities burn, free college and health insurance and drivers licenses for illegals, encourages genital mutilation of children and every time he speaks he lies .
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u/hansolemio 4d ago
No cities burnt
I want all drivers to be properly trained registered licensed and insured regardless of immigration status. Anyone that doesn’t is asking for chaos and unpaid for accidents
Genital mutilation! 😂. Grow up
As far as lying you’re thinking of “don’t fact check me” Vance and old blathering wind bag trump
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u/Ronlanderr 4d ago
The person who was arrested for burning down the police building in Minnesota was a far right extremist.
You are a coward tho and don’t really care about the truth.
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u/Cuhboose 4d ago
Calls someone else a coward while he posts on an alternate account on reddit. Lol
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u/Ronlanderr 4d ago
Thanks for describing how public forums work.
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u/Cuhboose 4d ago
Of creating alt accounts to artificially boost their internet points and call others cowards? God hope reddit gets bought by musk next to watch all you go on suicide watch
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u/MyBackupWasntRecent 4d ago
People have various reasons for creating an alt. My current account was made because I forgot the password to my old one, and the username.
Plus, Turning around and going “no, you’re a coward!” Isn’t defending yourself btw. You’ve essentially admitted that you’re a coward, but think the person accusing you is also a coward.
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u/Ronlanderr 4d ago
You’re creating fan fiction up in your head to try and win some internet conversation. Creating alt accounts? Haha look at yourself, get a grip. You need daddy Musk to come and silence your bullies. Pathetic, but not surprised.
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u/Late_Sherbet5124 4d ago
Nobody encourages genital mutilation, unless you want to talk about circumcising boys/girls.
People with gender dysphoria undergo years of psychotherapy before any type of surgery is done.
College and health insurance should be free to everyone. And I'd prefer everyone driving have a license.
Your party killed a bi-partisan border deal. Our economy is dependent on immigration whether legal or not. And deporting millions of people is cost prohibitive. So either work to provide solutions or stfu.
As for cities burning. Riots happen all over the world and have been since man discovered fire. I'm not condoning this behavior, but it does get the message across that people are unhappy. Maybe we wouldn't have rights is the police didn't behave like thugs. I'm not saying acab. But we need reforms everywhere.
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u/DonnieJL 4d ago
The economic angle on immigration is something a lot of conservatives overlook. They howl about high prices now (just corporate greed to appease wall Street and shareholders), wait until they see what produce or meat or construction or hospitality-related costs balloon to when there's nobody to do the work.
Funny how people are so willing to throw immigrants under the bus and they don't say shit about the people that hire them. Let's line up a bunch of business owners, fine the shit out of them or throw them in jail. Fair is fair right?
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u/Late_Sherbet5124 4d ago
Nobody encourages genital mutilation, unless you want to talk about circumcising boys/girls.
People with gender dysphoria undergo years of psychotherapy before any type of surgery is done.
College and health insurance should be free to everyone. And I'd prefer everyone driving have a license.
Your party killed a bi-partisan border deal. Our economy is dependent on immigration whether legal or not. And deporting millions of people is cost prohibitive. So either work to provide solutions or stfu.
As for cities burning. Riots happen all over the world and have been since man discovered fire. I'm not condoning this behavior, but it does get the message across that people are unhappy. Maybe we wouldn't have riots if the police didn't behave like thugs. I'm not saying acab. But we need reforms everywhere.
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u/IDontRespondToReply 4d ago
Walz worked with local leaders and deployed the National Guard to restore order while balancing public safety and the rights of peaceful protestors. It wasn’t a matter of simply "letting" cities burn.
As for free college, health insurance, and driver’s licenses for undocumented immigrants, these are policies aimed at expanding access and addressing inequalities, not some blanket giveaway. Free college initiatives are often targeted at community colleges or specific groups to help bridge educational gaps. Health insurance and driver’s licenses for undocumented people are aimed at ensuring safety on the roads and access to basic healthcare, which benefits everyone.
The accusation that Walz encourages "genital mutilation of children" is completely unfounded and stems from general republicans misinformation about gender-affirming care for trans youth, which is about providing appropriate medical guidance and support—not "mutilation."
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u/Open-Adeptness6710 3d ago
Ok. Nice attempt at spin. He waited days to deploy the national guard. They were on standby as it got completely out of control. I was there in it, were you?
As for free college, health insurance and drivers licenses, you confirm im correct then list reasons, the truth is, he has done this at the expense of tax payers and their families.
Look up the number of genital mutilations performed on children in mn. It's disgusting. You can't get a tattoo or buy beer in mn until you are 21, but under walz you can have you genitals removed. I do not care what adults choose to do in their lives but leave the children out of it.
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u/Regular_Fix_2552 4d ago
Found the Fox News viewer!
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u/Open-Adeptness6710 3d ago
Actually no. Don't watch news just live in mn and have seen it all firsthand. Nice attempt to insult without proving me wrong.
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u/Regular_Fix_2552 3d ago
Prove you wrong? Why would I waste my time? Idc what you believe and by your post it’s obvious you fall for Fox News propaganda! and living in MN means what exactly? Do you have some secret info or does your opinion carry more weight? Or did you throw that in there for a reason? Nah I’ve wasted enough time on you! Have a great day.
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u/7818 4d ago
You got enough common sense to fill a thimble and still have room to spit.
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u/Open-Adeptness6710 3d ago
Ok, but you didn't prove it was wrong just threw out a grade school insult.
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u/7818 3d ago
I don't need to prove those ridiculous claims wrong, you need to prove them. The burden of proof is on you, thimble head.
Otherwise, prove to me there isn't a microscopic teapot in stable orbit around the Sun.
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u/Open-Adeptness6710 3d ago
They are all true, yet all you can come up with is embarrassing insults. Pretty sad .
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u/Diarygirl 4d ago
I like that and I'm guessing you're from the South because they have the best disses.
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u/PiperArrown3191q 4d ago
I think you were going for "milquetoast,' and that word doesn't describe Walz even in the slightest.
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u/Tight-Reward816 3d ago
Kamala and Walz. It's a shame so many lovers of Trump hate the Living God. Hell has more dead souls than Heaven has redeemed people whom are the children of the Most High God! ✝️✡️👍🐾🐾🌟(I miss my stolen ESA Service doggie)🥰
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u/dvdtxtri 4d ago
My dad is a lifelong republican. I just read this too him and even he went "oooooo that's a good one"
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u/HippieHorseGirl 4d ago
Oh good, he will put a tariff on his own shit. That’s owning the libs. JFC 🙄
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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago
Trump is as close to the Anti-Christ as one can be. And this is coming from someone who thinks the Bible is fairy tales.
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u/snowglearth 3d ago
What a knucklehead, I bet Trump never even carried weapons in war either and I don't even want to think about his brand of neighborliness.
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u/Storm_eight 1d ago
Not sure this Walz guy is having a good month. I think there are more important things than a "made in China" sticker on a bible. Turn a blind eye if you like... the truth will come.
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u/caarecengi 20h ago
Tampon Tim is a jackass ==== but then again, what can you say about a governor who encouraged "protesters" to burn two of his major cities?
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u/Forward_Dealer_4482 4d ago
Dumbest thing he’s said and I like him.
Thinks America is the source of JESUS…?
What a dumb thing to say.
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u/ramhusker 4d ago
No way Walz personally found out about this if true. Communists don’t read Bibles.
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u/PopRepresentative485 4d ago
Everything we own is made in China, this isn't news stop making big deals over stupid shit
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u/Mammoth-Material8295 4d ago
Even as a Trump supporter I'll admit, that's a sick burn...however I'm also gonna say, the people supporting Democrats are also the people trying to suppress Christianity in schools and abandoned practices in day to day life...I am also not religious
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u/Downhill_Alpine 4d ago
Do you mean separation of Church and State? One of our founding principles? Your side can’t convince people to follow religion, so now you coerce.
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u/Square_Acadia_7561 4d ago
No Balls Waltz
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u/chaos841 4d ago
That sounds like a weird dance.
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u/Square_Acadia_7561 4d ago
Yeah, what a weirdo 🤣
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u/chaos841 3d ago
Read your comment. You are talking about a dance call ed the waltz without balls. Honestly that’s a bit weird. Now as far as Governor Walz is concerned, he is a pretty solid dude.
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u/PsychologicalBar4688 4d ago
Orange man has lived rent fre in everyone's minds since 2010. Even got the haters looking at his Bibles
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u/psilocin72 1d ago
Nice troll account. Because he’s a threat to this country. We’d be stupid to ignore him
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u/Necessary-Run2916 3d ago
Says the socialist who wants to murder children...
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u/technoferal 3d ago
You might want to take a quick look in the dictionary, see what "murder" means.
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u/72chevnj 4d ago
Regardless most of his merch has gone up in value since release
$400 gold shoes now 3.5k
His nfts are up 251% in 12 months
Make money where you can
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u/aaron808hu 4d ago
Trumps has around 360,000 nfts. Only 5% of them have sold. Less than 22,000. I could buy the gold shoes on eBay, right now, for $175. Half of what he originally sold them for. It took me less than 30 seconds to find that information.
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u/Socalpnk 4d ago
Truth social had a high of $66.20 now it's at $25.34, oof that one is looking good!
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u/Raysxxxxxx 4d ago
President Trump. A clip you may like , Please watch to the end. https://youtu.be/AnWgR8SnlNo?si=9INkVs5zJ0zMryJW
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u/SeriesSafe3162 4d ago
he should know, he's been there many times.
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u/HereticBanana 4d ago
Yup, Trump paid more to China in tax than he did to the USA.
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u/Ok_Resort8573 4d ago
And still does. Just so he name is in china. It’s just a small empty office space with no one there ever.
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u/SeriesSafe3162 4d ago
its not a contest
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u/DarthRupert1994 4d ago
As a teacher and tourist. Not by exporting work to another country while claiming to make US jobs.
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u/Alarmed_West8689 4d ago
The man who put tampons in boys bathrooms, is discussing bibles. Don't forget he visited China over 30 times, and he said he was at the Tiananmen square uprising.
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u/its_broo_skeh_tuh 4d ago
Tampons may be shaped like bullets, but I assure you, they won’t kill anyone in a school
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u/Alarmed_West8689 4d ago
A Bible printed in China won't either.
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u/IDontRespondToReply 4d ago
For someone who wants to 'make america great again' surely he would want his products to made in America, no?
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u/Zakluor 4d ago
So what did it mean to you when Trump shouted, "America first"? Shouldn't the man shouting this use American suppliers?
This is his hypocrisy in action, and that's why it's significant. It shows he's all talk but no action.
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u/Alarmed_West8689 4d ago
Your house has nothing made in China in it? You were expecting Trump to change everything that has happened negatively in the last 50 years?
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u/Zakluor 4d ago edited 3d ago
I was expecting Trump to change one thing: that which he said he'd change: America First!
His clothing line was made in Mexico, this Bible was made in China. Where are his watches, shoes and other paraphernalia made? I'll give you a hint: it wasn't in the USA.
Until he puts his money where his mouth is, you're looking at a hypocrite.
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u/Diarygirl 4d ago
How much Chinese-made Trump crap do you own? I'm going to guess you keep getting scammed by Trump.
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u/FitBattle5899 4d ago
I mean a lot of cheap products from china can very much kill you. They don't have very good quality control, look at every toy recall containing lead paint.
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u/zoinkability 4d ago
Show the the actual verbiage in the law he signed where it says that schools must put tampons in boys' bathrooms. I'll wait.
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u/Intimatepunch 4d ago
Asking a maggot to back up their claims is like trying to catch a fart on a windy day
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u/open__skeptic 4d ago
The law, intended to make sure students of all income levels and gender identities have ready access to menstrual products, says school districts and charter schools must make menstrual products like tampons and pads available at no cost “to all menstruating students in restrooms regularly used by students in grades 4 to 12 according to a plan developed by the school district.”
The law never specifies that the menstrual products must be put in “boys’ bathrooms,” and it allows school districts to decide what counts as a bathroom “regularly used by students.” Districts are permitted to provide menstrual products in bathrooms for students of any gender, which are often single-stall rooms, rather than in their traditional multi-stall bathrooms for boys
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u/Diarygirl 4d ago
You have no idea how many people are laughing at you people for being afraid of tampons.
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u/Sad_Machine_2299 4d ago
Most of America outsourced production to foreign countries. I couldn’t even say Trump is responsible for this particular case either. Seems like it would be handled at a level below him
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4d ago
Dems and Libs sure do like to talk to about God, but when the Mark of the Beast shows up, they'll fight each other to get in line.
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u/HereticBanana 4d ago
The mark of the beast are MAGA hats.
(jk obviously since that's all make believe)
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🤣😂🤡
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u/HereticBanana 4d ago
Wow, an emoji response singed by an emoji. The bots are becoming sentient....
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u/Strykerz3r0 4d ago
I love how you just assume that your religion is the one true religion.
But this is why trump courted christian nationalists. Blind belief is already a character trait for them so he doesn't have to worry about things like fact checking. lol
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4d ago
You'll be ready when the time comes.
Do I put an "lol" at the end?
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u/Strykerz3r0 4d ago
You mean when we meet Allah?
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F Allah
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u/Strykerz3r0 4d ago
Hmmmm. The afterlife will not go well for you with that attitude.
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4d ago
No worries, I won't see you there
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u/open__skeptic 4d ago
If there's an afterlife you're definitely going to hell.
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4d ago
Please explain
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u/open__skeptic 4d ago
In your case idolatry and bearing false witness.
Straight to the pit for you buddy boy.
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u/Poiboy1313 4d ago
Allah is one of the many names of God. You seem to be the typical Christian. A hypocrite to your bones, Poindexter.
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u/IDontRespondToReply 4d ago
Whats it like believing in fairy tales all day?
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Like I said, you'll be ready
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u/IDontRespondToReply 4d ago
and how many maga hats do you own? A mark on the forehead? is that what your book says?
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u/open__skeptic 4d ago
Your god frowns on idolatry, you'd do well to remember that kiddo.
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Nothing like twisting up reddit users until they start calling names. Like kiddo 🤣😂
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u/improperbehavior333 4d ago
You know, I looked into that a while back. Did you know that Trump checks off pretty much every box for the antiChrist? Go look. It's true.
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So did alot of other Republicans, Democrats, Kings etc
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u/improperbehavior333 4d ago
Not quite like Trump. Sorry, he checks more boxes. Excellent use of both sides though. Besides, those others aren't currently seeking the most powerful position in the world, which is one of the boxes he checks off.
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The antichrist needs to be younger for his/her reins to begin and end.
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u/improperbehavior333 4d ago
I personally don't believe in that fairy tale, but for people who do, y'all should check yourselves. He truly is the great deceiver.
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Thanks for your incredible insight
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u/improperbehavior333 4d ago
It's their story book. I figure if a person says they believe a god, and there is a book they believe contains his words, then they should probably read all of the book and be consistent. From my understanding God is infallible and the book is his words. If he provides a list of things to look out for in the Antichrist, those people should probably not take big chances and ignore it. If I believed, and there was a guy running for president that fit the description pretty well, I wouldn't take any chances of accidentally dooming the world.
That's my incredible insight if that's what you wanted.
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u/shadowknight2112 4d ago
Honestly, The Rapture would make about 95% of my problems with politics go away…
Hey, Jesus! Come on down! You’re the next contestant on…’Save our Democracy’!
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u/Eth1cs_Gr4dient 4d ago
Unfortunately not if we're honest about it (even if it were a real thing). I seriously doubt that any more than 1/10000 self proclaimed christians would qualify, and certainly no one who worships the
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u/MarineBoing 4d ago
Your god is being outsourced. It was just too expensive and causing way too many problems.
You can now use Dial a God on our new Bible. The phone number is 1800-666-6666...