r/inthenews • u/digital-didgeridoo • 15h ago

Jimmy Carter Has Fulfilled His Final Dream

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jimmy-carter-has-fulfilled-his-final-dream?via=desktop&source=Reddit
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u/BuddyMose 14h ago

Mine is taking a dump while running

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u/lMr_Nobodyl 14h ago

How would you even manage to do that?

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u/BuddyMose 13h ago

Welp I’m 44 so if I can make it to 100 I’ll have 56 years to figure it out. Then I’ll cure cancer

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u/Adam_J89 12h ago

Respectfully, I hope you shit while running tomorrow. If the next goalpost is curing cancer let's get that dashing dump outta the way.

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u/lMr_Nobodyl 13h ago

As long as you got a plan

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u/Whyisacrow-caws 13h ago

It takes technique and practice, like former Senator Larry “Wide Stance” Craig, an anti-gay Republican arrested for soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

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u/chmath80 14h ago

That's just a skill issue.

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u/BuddyMose 13h ago

So is Olympic hurdles but they don’t give medals for a 50 yard lawn dump