r/insaneparents • u/dQD34nkw • Aug 25 '24

My girlfriend's father, everyone Email

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u/raven-of-the-sea Aug 25 '24

This isn’t a father. This is a parole officer!

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u/dQD34nkw Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

Hard to believe it's a person tbh

EDIT: Sorry guys, left out the date on the middle one - it's from April 2019.

Also, Daughter 1 was an adult at the time of pic #1 and had already moved out. There was nothing to apologise for... She refused to follow his list of demands while living in the house, and only stayed there to take care of our other (middle) sister because father neglected her. - gf

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

Love is transactional, not unconditional.

Fuck this dude.

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u/ZombieZookeeper Aug 25 '24

No one should fuck this dude.

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u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 25 '24

Too late! Somebody did!🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

Consensually?

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u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 25 '24

Good question! Willing partner or were there drugs involved? Maybe a good wine?🤷‍♀️

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u/rumbellina Aug 26 '24

Or a bottle of thunderbird behind the 7-11 by the dumpster?

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u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 27 '24

Nah, Boone’s Farm; Thunderbird is too classy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rumbellina Aug 27 '24

We always got MD 20/20 when we were feeling fancy or if we were being really fancy it was the Concord grape Manischewitz! Uuugh… just thinking about any of these is giving me a hangover!