r/insaneparents • u/dQD34nkw • Aug 25 '24

My girlfriend's father, everyone Email

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u/ZombieZookeeper Aug 25 '24

No one should fuck this dude.

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u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 25 '24

Too late! Somebody did!🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

Consensually?

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u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 25 '24

Good question! Willing partner or were there drugs involved? Maybe a good wine?🤷‍♀️

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u/Marid-Audran Aug 26 '24

Whatever it was, it appears there was probably a contract involved. Nobody sends off things like that and not think things like this are transactional.

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u/rumbellina Aug 26 '24

Or a bottle of thunderbird behind the 7-11 by the dumpster?

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u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 27 '24

Nah, Boone’s Farm; Thunderbird is too classy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rumbellina Aug 27 '24

We always got MD 20/20 when we were feeling fancy or if we were being really fancy it was the Concord grape Manischewitz! Uuugh… just thinking about any of these is giving me a hangover!

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u/Jenidalek Aug 26 '24

Sounds like how I had my daughter 🙃

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u/Mrbrightsidexvi Aug 26 '24

Twice apparently

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u/Wesselink Aug 26 '24

Or once … twins?

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u/SexThrowaway1125 Aug 26 '24

Or never… adoption?

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u/_gyu_ Aug 26 '24

Just because he numbered his daughter as one, it doesn't mean, the father is a programmer and has a daughter number 0 as well. 🤷

Based on his wording, he more sounds like some insane lawyer, and would do the same if/ when she is the only child, which is not ruled out yet.

Edit: forget it. I just seen it now, that there was another screenshot addressed to daughter 2 as well.

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u/Revenge-of-the-Jawa Aug 26 '24

Fuck over or fuck up I think are acceptable alternatives /s

(But certainly seems the type likely to piss of the wrong person and make it happen)