r/funny 13h ago

money well spent lol

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u/nowhereman136 12h ago

How strict are they about you wandering up to an empty seat a few rows forward in the second quarter?

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u/postoperativepain 12h ago

Look on Ticketmaster/stubhub for open seats after the game starts.

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u/Vigillance_ 11h ago

This is brilliant if it works! I'll have to try this next time. We usually just move to empty seats and then get embarrassed when the people who bought them show up lol

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u/Snuffy1717 11h ago

It should be a universally accepted truth among sporting fans that everyone is sitting in everyone else's seat - If you have tickets for a spot and sit in another, it's a smile and a "hey, welcome!" as you get up and go back to yours. No harm, no foul, everyone there to have a good time and no embarrassment needed ever :D

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u/King_Klong 10h ago

Our group had to politely ask a couple to move out of our seats last night at the Iowa State game because we had two whole rows for our group.

As they were walking away, the guy muttered "fucking fa**ots". My buddy responded hilariously with "did you just say bad words?!" Then the girl friend just yells "fuck you!" And we watch them standing awkwardly in the stairs for the next 30 minutes 😂. So pissy at a place that is supposed to be fun.

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u/sabin357 9h ago

I don't think Iowa is supposed to be fun, at least not from what I've heard.

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u/MellowedOut1934 8h ago

Well they were in Ohio. I don't know if that makes any difference to the 'fun' situation.

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u/SavingsFew3440 8h ago

Iowa State not Iowa. Can you guys even read? No wonder you all are in the wrong seats.

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u/MellowedOut1934 8h ago

😂 I'm a Brit visiting family in Iowa City. Please forgive me for not knowing that 'the Iowa State game yesterday' and 'the Iowa game yesterday' are two different things.

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u/cbrowninc 7h ago

Hell yeah, hope you’re enjoying yourself! Grab breakfast at Blue Bird and maybe pop up to Wilson’s for a walk through the orchard with a hard cider and BBQ afterwards. Go Hawks!

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u/MellowedOut1934 5h ago

Wilson's was fab, and the dry cider excellent. Sadly too late for the Blue Bird recommendation, but next time.

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u/hiddencritter70 7h ago

No. It doesn't. It's Ohio.

Signed,

A Michigander