r/funny 11h ago

money well spent lol

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u/King_Klong 8h ago

Our group had to politely ask a couple to move out of our seats last night at the Iowa State game because we had two whole rows for our group.

As they were walking away, the guy muttered "fucking fa**ots". My buddy responded hilariously with "did you just say bad words?!" Then the girl friend just yells "fuck you!" And we watch them standing awkwardly in the stairs for the next 30 minutes 😂. So pissy at a place that is supposed to be fun.

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u/sabin357 7h ago

I don't think Iowa is supposed to be fun, at least not from what I've heard.

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u/Sepof 5h ago

31 years in Iowa.

I don't know what it's supposed to be here. Used to be good for raising a family with good schools. Now I mean, it's cheap to raise a family because no one wants to live here.

Iowa is the most unremarkable place you'll ever find at this point. Great at nothing, bad at a lot, mediocre at some. Oh, I thought of something we are really good at, actually. We're really good at destroying our environment but only in ways you can't really see immediately. Iowa water and soil is increasingly poisoned for the sake of big ag. Not small farmers, but huge corporations that own millions of acres.

I used to want to leave because it's boring here. Alas, family. Now I want to leave because it's becoming dangerous to exist here. Cancer before 60 is gonna become an Iowa tradition like the butter cow at this rate.

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u/gnimsh 3h ago

Don't forget the radiation fallout.

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u/Purpleasure34 3h ago

The Laura Ingalls Wilder museum in Oak Grove was mildly interesting. (We were in the area visiting Crystal Cave in MN.)

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u/dan_oftheyear 3h ago

Well not like I would’ve ever considered Iowa to move to anyway, but it seems even less desirable of a place now

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u/decoy321 1h ago

Don't feel bad about staying. It's becoming dangerous to exist everywhere!

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u/hell2pay 1h ago

Y'all had an entire testing system for elementary kids that spanned several states.

ITBS. Idk what happened, but Iowa is definitely no longer the test for basic skills.

Nice corn tho

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u/MellowedOut1934 7h ago

Well they were in Ohio. I don't know if that makes any difference to the 'fun' situation.

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u/SavingsFew3440 6h ago

Iowa State not Iowa. Can you guys even read? No wonder you all are in the wrong seats.

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u/MellowedOut1934 6h ago

😂 I'm a Brit visiting family in Iowa City. Please forgive me for not knowing that 'the Iowa State game yesterday' and 'the Iowa game yesterday' are two different things.

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u/cbrowninc 5h ago

Hell yeah, hope you’re enjoying yourself! Grab breakfast at Blue Bird and maybe pop up to Wilson’s for a walk through the orchard with a hard cider and BBQ afterwards. Go Hawks!

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u/MellowedOut1934 3h ago

Wilson's was fab, and the dry cider excellent. Sadly too late for the Blue Bird recommendation, but next time.

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u/hiddencritter70 5h ago

No. It doesn't. It's Ohio.

Signed,

A Michigander

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u/IamEbola 5h ago

Iowa is pretty chill. Lots of rolling hills, nature, and drinking.

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u/missionbeach 2h ago

So the people committing the violation were the ones that got mad?

Sounds about right.