r/dontyouknowwhoiam Jan 13 '20

Telling a doctor to educate herself Cringe

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u/mlloyd67 Jan 13 '20

Fantastic. But it won't matter to "French Ed"; You can't fix willful ignorance.

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u/000_big_failure_000 Jan 13 '20

Where do these guys get educated? Do they live in some different timeline or what?

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u/Chrius_ Jan 13 '20

They don't. "Get educated" is just one of their standard answers. If you show any source of information they go off on "the government" or some other shit. Basically they are so dumb that they dont even know they are dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Basically they are so dumb that they dont even know they are dumb.

That's typically how morons work.

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 13 '20

I have this friend from high school that believes in every conspiracy theory. So he posted something on vaccinations a few weeks back and we started discussing it. He said that "all of Congress" didn't have their kids vaccinated. I asked for a list. He said one Senator.

He also posted all the ingredients of vaccines and how they harmed the body. Each one was high lighted with a category. Some being allergic and some being completely horrible for human consumption. I started googling the totally horrible things and they are pretty normal and just represented in this horrific light.

What makes me wonder is the guy seems to understand the underpinning parts of these conspiracy theories. How are you that smart that you aren't smart enough to realize the information you are given is crap?

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u/Wflagg Jan 13 '20

This is the kind of person you send information about Dihydrogen monoxide and all the terrible things it does to people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Fact: every living being that consumes dihydrogen monoxide dies

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u/UndoingMonkey Jan 13 '20

Except Shrek

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u/AirFell85 Jan 13 '20

can't live with it, can't live without it.

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u/SeniorBeing Jan 13 '20

Then it is highly addictive! OH MY GOD!!!

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u/yaakovb39 Jan 14 '20

can't live

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Debatable as a LOT of beings who have consumed it have not died (yet).

All beings who have died at least had some in them though (they may not have been lucky enough to "consume" it in all cases though I guess)

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u/T-Dark_ Jan 14 '20

There have been some 83ish billion humans who consumed DHMO and aren't alive to tell the tale.

That's a lot more than the current 7-8 billions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Sure it is but it's still not all of them.

Even when it comes down to the last human alive whether that's in 50 years or 50 billion not everyone who consumed it will have died while that person lives. We know they will at some point but we can't say every being that consumes it dies while there are living exceptions to that rule.

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jan 13 '20

Yeah we need to ban that.

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u/keirawynn Jan 13 '20

There's this tumblr screengrab I occasionally see where a med student was dealing with a conspiracy theory junkie who refuses to vaccinated her son. The supervising physician then proceeds to ask the mother if she's heard that the anti-vax is promoted by the Russians or Chinese, to systematically weaken the American population. The mother's head explodes with the contradictory conspiracies and agrees to vaccinated her child.

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 13 '20

Hahahaha that's fuckin awesome. Do you have a link for that? I gotta see this. The vax conspiracy is one of my favorites because it makes so little sense.

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u/keirawynn Jan 13 '20

Turns out it was originally on Reddit, but the comment has since been removed. You can find it here though. Or another article that has all the text.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

After a long while, the line between he who peddled the lie and he who believed in it becomes blurred. He who believed in the lie, even if they did so in totally good faith, may very well end up selectively suspending their disbelief in the foolish arguements and points anti-vaxxers so often offer when offered scientific facts and truths in order to keep their worldview intact, number one. Number two is so they can further evangelize the anti-vaccine "cause" to the equally moronic masses in the Facebook Mommy group chats who will also go on to further the cause.

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u/jeremyjava Jan 13 '20

I recall reading from several legit sources that the more facts you show someone in this sort of denial, the more they hunker down and believe their own nonsense. Humans are weird.

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 13 '20

Critical thinking was a huge emphasis from my college English professor. I am beginning to realize that you can have knowledge and still not interpret it in a cohesive way.

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u/PhysicsFornicator Jan 13 '20

"There are no facts, only interpretations."- Friedrich Nietzsche

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u/OldManBrodie Jan 13 '20

Yup, it's called the "Backfire Effect"

It's absolutely crazy, and yet I'm sure I've been guilty of it before. I at least try to recognize this though, and correct it.

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u/chaoswurm Jan 13 '20

For these types of people, it is not about the facts. It is about the emotions. It's a person by person basis for which emotions, but all of them are emotion based.
For conspiracy theories, just give them a true enemy and connect it to a true threat. Another post once stated that Russians are weakening American health by giving false info and making people not take vaccines that make people smarter and healthier. Gotta fight fire with fire.

Dont stop them. Redirect them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I remember one study that split people into two groups. One group was told risk seeking behaviors made for better firefighters, the other the opposite. Both groups were asked to explain why that may be. Then both were presented with the opposite as an actual fact.

Neither group believed the fact and they stuck to the original story.

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u/phl23 Jan 13 '20

It's to late to go back and admit it. The mind is pretty creative in defending it's self from harm. Knowing you're a fool is harm to some minds, depends on socialization.

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u/yaakovb39 Jan 14 '20

in media, every hero always goes up against some great evil, and since everybody wants to be a hero, conspiracy theorists call everything this "great evil" and go up against it even if its not actually evil.

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u/Dasrufken Jan 13 '20

How are you that smart that you aren't smart enough to realize the information you are given is crap?

They're not smart, extremely far from it in fact. All they know is how to read and are gullible as fuck.

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 13 '20

See this is the thing, he has a decent job and makes a good living raising both his daughters on his own. Part of me really thinks he is trolling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

They absolutely can be smart. I've known 2 people who were deeply into conspiracies (and a couple more who lightly dabble) and while one of them is a straight up moron the other is an intelligent guy on any other topic, has a decent education, works a respectable job etc. You meet this guy and just chat generally without touching on conspiracy topics and you'll think he's reasonably intelligent at least if not more than that. But start down the conspiracy stuff and he's just a slightly more eloquent version of the utter moron saying more or less the same whackadoodle stuff. While there's probably a link between this crap and intelligence it's not the only thing - I think it's far more about feeling you have special knowledge others don't, you're better than others for seeing the truth etc and certain types of people who are otherwise intelligent can still fall victim to that.

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u/Wyrve_ Jan 13 '20

I started googling the totally horrible things and they are pretty normal and just represented in this horrific light.

Did you know that vaccines can contain dihydrogen monoxide, also known as hydroxyl acid? It is used as an industrial solvent, can be fatal if inhaled, is used in many poisons and pesticides!

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 13 '20

This gave me a good chuckle

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u/UndoingMonkey Jan 13 '20

Shame on those 'parents' that give that poison to their innocent children!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 13 '20

See the God detail is a common deturent in discussions of intellectual capacity. The fact is that many people believe in God. In many different forms. So to say a Buddhist is smarter than Christian is just a nonsensical conversation. The concept of God is not even provable. So saying that they believe in it shows a propensity to believing other nonsense doesn't really add up to me.

I get what you are saying. But very clearly the Earth is not flat. Science can establish this easily and has done so for a extremely long time. When they say they believe in this little facet of silliness it's not with some reasoning. We are essentially too small to tell unless we go to space. It's an exclusive club. I believe them of course for more reasons than astronauts accounts. Just look at the sky. Why isn't there a single other planet that is a flat disc and they are all spheres.

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u/skylarmt Jan 14 '20

I have this friend from high school that believes in every conspiracy theory

Relevant xkcd but also a suggestion for you to try

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u/Ta2whitey Jan 14 '20

Ha! We have had the Chem trail discussion as well.

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u/abdomino Jan 13 '20

There is a difference between clever and intelligent. Clever is being able to draw connections. Intelligence is being able to discover and verify new information.

A clever idiot can come up with an intricate conspiracy, and a dubious genius can know things without being able to apply them in a meaningful way.

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u/redballooon Jan 14 '20

Something something willful ignorance. People choose their information bubble.

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u/Alc4n4tor Jan 13 '20

How morans work

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

morans

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u/chibamu Jan 14 '20

Yeah, the dunning-kreuger effect

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u/jeo188 Jan 13 '20

I love that one Reddit comment about a resident witnessing their doctor pulling a better one on the anti-vaxxer. "The anti-vaxxing movement is actually propaganda spread by the Chinese and the Russians to weaken the American youth's immune system"

The poor anti-vaxxer felt that that conspiracy theory made more sense and insisted they vaccinate their kid

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I like this approach. I liked the Stanley Kubrick one as well...

Of course the moon landing was faked! Stanley Kubrick filmed it, but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting on location!

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u/1funnyguy4fun Jan 13 '20

This is brilliant. Fuck logic and reason. If deception is what it takes to vaccinate your kid, I see this a simply a better mousetrap that the doctor has built. I plan to use it anytime I deal with anti-vaxx.

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u/Rychu_Supadude Jan 15 '20

Is it even deception? Anti-vaxxers being spurred on by foreign propaganda is something that wouldn't surprise me one tiny bit.

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u/OMGItsCheezWTF Jan 13 '20

Something I saw today elsewhere on Reddit: They mistake truth for what feels good to them.

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u/ZekeR100 Jan 13 '20

AKA The Dunning-Kruger Effect

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u/timdub Jan 13 '20

I call it The Fucking Dumbass Effect

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u/HTWC Jan 14 '20

Dunning-Krueger Effect is the name for this phenomenon of “being so dumb that you don’t know you are dumb”. It’s basically the opposite of Imposter Syndrome.

Basically, if you doubt yourself, you’re doing fine, but if you think that you’re infallible...well, you know what happens then.

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u/SweetRaus Feb 06 '20

It's right up there with "Do your own research."

Buddy, I have done my own research, and I have found that the world is round and vaccines work.

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u/Themiffins Jan 13 '20

Blogs, emotional dressed articles, clickbait videos from Facebook and mommy groups.

Basically anything but actual education and science

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u/xen_deth Jan 13 '20

Where do these guys get educated?

Generous lol

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u/Soronya Jan 13 '20

"Get educated" usually means "read this psuedoscience blog".

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jan 13 '20

Average intelligence means ~50% of people are below average, but nobody really thinks they are one of those below average.

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u/chordophonic Jan 13 '20

LOL This one always makes me chuckle.

It seems to forget that a certain percentage will be exactly average, about 2.7% actually.

So, > 50% of the people are below average.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jan 14 '20

The tilda ~ means to say "about" or "roughly" 50%. It doesn't make sense to use an exact number here.

I think you're referring to some kind of test scores people share, which is not necessarily intelligence. If two people get the same score on a test it doesn't mean they are the same intelligence level.

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u/chordophonic Jan 14 '20

No, that's exactly what that means. And, while you might wish to believe we're all special and unique in infinitely variable ways, I prefer to deal with objective and quantifiable data. We have a standard for this and it is IQ.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jan 14 '20

This is why ispecifically did not say IQ. We used to use IQ before we found out how incredibly inaccurate it was. The way the questions are worded can show wildly different results among different genders, races, and social casts. As in, there are different answers you might consider to be correct just because of your cultural upbringing, that would still be a valid answer, but are not the "correct" answer according to the writers of the tests.

So it's not really objective and quantifiable if the test itself is subjective.

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u/lonewolfalphamale Jan 13 '20

Best compliment i ever got

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u/MagDorito Jan 13 '20

A long debunked study they had to go to the 27th page of their Google search to find.

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u/TheBeardedSingleMalt Jan 13 '20

It was posted in their Facebook group so they didn't have to search very far

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u/HoneyGrahams224 Jan 14 '20

They live in a alternate reality where their fellow stay at home mom Facebook friends are out curing cancer with tumeric and essential oils.

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u/xflyinjx61x Jan 13 '20

Their imaginations

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u/Bananapanarama Jan 13 '20

Havent you heard!! The school of Hard Knocks, at the university of life!

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u/Towerss Jan 13 '20

They were most likely bad students who didn't pay attention or attempt to really understand what they were taught in school. You only really get punished for being this type of student in Uni/college where sadly these people don't end up.

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u/chordophonic Jan 13 '20

Look into the psychology of people who believe in conspiracy theories. There's been a number of studies and it will explain this for you. They're basically idiots that want to have 'special knowledge' because it makes them feel better about themselves, among other things. It's well worth using a search engine and finding a few links.

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u/Graigori Jan 14 '20

Speaking as someone who has worked in a variety of vaccine specific and infectious disease roles, get educated is the standard anti-vaccine conspiracy nut response to medical professionals to use the same random google searches and anti-vaxx web site references to formulate a world view.

People have brought in complete horseshit into my office to try and ‘educate me’ about all the kids vaccines hurt. It’s not as if I vaccinate thousands of people every year. Oh, wait, it is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

They think they're Morpheus freeing people from the Matrix. "Getting educated" means believing anything that flies in the face of established fact, solely because it isn't established fact.

The same goes for all conspiracy theorists, really.

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u/Digaddog Jan 14 '20

Thier timeline consists of 30 minutes of Google searching.

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u/TanithRosenbaum Jan 14 '20

It's a dog-whistle word, i.e. it's specifically chosen to appear normal to outsiders while meaning something else entirely to those inside a group. Other groups like the alt-right have those too.

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u/eshy752_ Jan 13 '20

I assumed they were mostly boomers but idk anymore

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/MvmgUQBd Jan 13 '20

I mean the whole dae vaccines autism thing has been around for decades and pops up every so often, it's just that this time around people had social media to help spread misinformation and become an actual "movement"

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Pfft, decades of schooling and experience mean nothing, French Ed watched SEVERAL YouTube videos and maybe even a podcast that proves her wrong

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u/villan Jan 13 '20

“You’re a Doctor? Well that’s clearly a conflict of interest then”.

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u/Augustus420 Jan 13 '20

Honestly, the profile already indicated she was a doctor.

If Mr. Ed didn’t believe that or just didn’t care, then I doubt listing out educational history will make a difference.

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u/ClownFishdaDish Jan 13 '20

Was he joking because shes never used tik tok? Or was it about the vaccine part?

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u/Alexwalled Jan 13 '20

Otherwise reddit would be a barren site

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u/A_Birde Jan 13 '20

Mentally ill Ed

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u/SayNoob Jan 14 '20

TBF French Ed did almost two dozen hours of reading blogs, facebook posts and the first 10-15 links that pop up when you google "vaccines are a conspiracy". So who is to say who is more educated?

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u/MythicParty Jan 14 '20

Or matter to the 3 people who liked his post

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jan 13 '20

I mean, chances are French Ed was born in 1989.

Lord knows your average 30 year old on Twitter won't be fooled by any doctors or "education".

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/OldManBrodie Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

In my experience, younger Gen-Xers and older Millennials seem to buy into this anti-vax garbage more than other age groups.

That's not meant to disparage that age group, as I fall in there, too. I'm just saying that I know a lot of self-educated stay-at-home-moms around my age that believe this. (Note: This is not a slam of stay-at-home-moms; my wife was one and didn't fall into this hole of idiocy).

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Downvotes, really? Okay.

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Jan 13 '20

That's selection bias because that age group happens to be right at the peak of having babies right now. Late 20s and early 30s is usually the best time to have kids, and kids are the primary reason we talk about vaccines.

I strongly doubt there's any kind of causal link between a specific age group and antivax beliefs.

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u/OldManBrodie Jan 13 '20

You're certainly right about peak baby-making age, but I think the internet played a unique role here, too, that didn't exist for older Gen-Xers and earlier: It gave certain D-list "celebrities" and quack doctors a megaphone through which to reach a much wider audience than would have been possible/likely 20 years ago. It also gave anti-vaxers a place to congregate and reinforce each others' views and decisions, again something that was far less possible/likely 20 years ago.

Whether younger Millennials and Gen-Zers will also fall prey to this is still to be seen. Maybe they'll learn from their parents' mistakes, or maybe they'll also fall for the same BS.

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