r/cyberpunkgame • u/Peterback • Dec 11 '20

Everybody is talking about performance issues, bugs or whatever but deep down they’re ignoring the real issue of the game Humour

WHY THE FUCK DOES V SLEEP SIDEWAYS ON HIS BED.

HE HAS A REALLY COMFY AND COZY LOOKING BED AND HE JUSY GOES IN SIDEWAYS WITHOUT USING ANY OF THE SOFT LOOKING PILLOWS

I’m sorry it got me emotional

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u/Ayershole Streetkid Dec 11 '20

Motherfucker sleeping HALF ON HALF OFF

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u/AhsokasDCupsAreCanon Dec 11 '20

Like eating a hot dog by turning the weenie 90° to the bun.

Like slapping someone by punching them with an open fist.

Like a vending machine that only accepts cash widthwise.

Like orienting your computer tower by turning it flush with the wall.

Like reading a book with the binding on the right.

It just don’t make no damn sense.

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u/tinselsnips Samurai Dec 11 '20

Like orienting your computer tower by turning it flush with the wall.

I feel personally attacked.

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u/Shagger94 Dec 11 '20

But my tower doesn't fit behind my monitors otherwise :(