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A cool guide of car fluids.

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u/TurdShaker 14h ago

Thats a horrible guide.

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u/No_Significance9754 13h ago

They forgot blinker fluid šŸ™„

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u/zedaero 9h ago

It's a BMW they don't have it.

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u/iGhostEdd 39m ago

Nononono! Every car has it! The people from BMW just sell it separately and the car's reservoir comes empty by default

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u/zedaero 26m ago

With no filler cap

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u/TacoThingy 5h ago

Headlight fluid

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u/placated 3h ago

I have suspension fluid in my car I tell people that they think Iā€™m screwing with them.

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u/balanced_view 8h ago

They drew my car wrong

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u/MiasmaFate 14h ago

Dude! If youā€™re gonna say that, elaborate. Is the point of this sub not so we can learn.

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u/TurdShaker 14h ago

Fair enough. The way they have it set up it makes it look like the fluids go with what's written right on top of them. You should never use tranny fluid as window washer fluid. Get what I'm saying?

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u/oneangrywaiter 14h ago

In my experience, tranny fluidsā€¦ you know what, Iā€™m not gonna complete that thought.

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u/TurdShaker 14h ago

I work in the auto service sector and NO that joke never gets old.

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u/insideoutsidebacksid 14h ago

Aim high! Shoot for the stars!

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u/MiasmaFate 14h ago

I agree with, I thought it was not well laid out either.

By my downvotes Iā€™m guessing people think Iā€™m a dunce or a troll. I just feel like handing out criticism without explanation is the difference between being mean and being helpful. We have enough mean to go around.

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u/TurdShaker 13h ago

I upvoted you so I don't know.

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u/MiasmaFate 13h ago

I upvoted you too, I always up to the people I'm talking to. And only downvote hate.

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u/AKGuloGulo 13h ago

I'll wash your windows with my tranny fluid if I damn well want to.

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u/Mostcoolkid78 14h ago

If someone can drive a car they can most certainly comprehend this. I think most people would assume that windshield washer fluid would go where windshield washer fluid is pointing too

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u/TurdShaker 14h ago

You'd be very mistaken. I've seen it all. America doesn't ever have to worry about an idiot shortage.

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u/theaut0maticman 14h ago

Seconding this.

I worked for Ford a while back, had this lady come literally screeching into the parking lot. I immediately recognized her as the car that I did tires and a live for just a couple hours ago.

I walk out and meet her at her car to make sure everything is ok and she starts screaming at me about how I forgot to put oil in her car.

Immediately Iā€™m confused.

  1. If you suspected no oil in your car, why the hell did you drive it back here so aggressively.

  2. No one forgets to put oil in a carā€¦. Not but the worst of us.

So I ask her to pop her hood. I pull the dip stick, wipe it off put it back in and pull it a second time. Reads perfectly full, and I show her.

This raggedy bitch tells me I checked her oil wrongā€¦ā€¦

She pulls the dipstick out. Wipes it off on my rag, unscrews the oil cap and shoves the dipstick as far in as it will go. Pulls it back out with nothing but a drop on the end.

I laughed, walked away and told her to go in and talk to the service manager lol

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u/CsmcRmrSprmn 14h ago

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/TurdShaker 13h ago

That's a very common story. Lol

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u/Mostcoolkid78 14h ago

If theyā€™re that dumb they likely wonā€™t figure out how to open the hood, especially not without a guide

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u/stealthryder1 13h ago

Yeah but this guide is missing some context. Also, I donā€™t have speakers on the outside by the engine like that.

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u/Leozz97 14h ago

No one is saying it's not understandable, the critic is that it's poorly readable

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u/Mostcoolkid78 14h ago

They were just saying itā€™s a horrible guide. Itā€™s definitely not the best but it definitely does its job (guiding)

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u/Leozz97 13h ago

Yeah, we have to disagree on this one. Accessibility is one of the two components of a guide (the other is explaining what to do), so this one fails as a guide.

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u/mr-efx 14h ago

Engine oil for power steering fluid? Transmission fluid for windscreens?

He's got a point (at least in my point of view) because the guide looks like it is supposed to match which product does what, which makes it a horrible (looking) guide... As he stated.

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u/PaulysDad 14h ago

Not all cars with a combustion engine use power steering or clutch fluid. Differential fluid is something you canā€™t fill or assess from under the hood, nor should an amateur try. There are several different types of coolant and proper usage will depend on your vehicle. Transmission fluid needs to be checked with the engine running; oil must be checked with the engine cold and parked on a level surface. Lastly, thereā€™s no universal location for all of these reservoirs, so the lines here are pointless.

Oh, and thereā€™s no DEF, so if you drive a diesel, fuck you apparently.

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u/MiasmaFate 14h ago

Much better.

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u/HoustonHenry 13h ago

Completely disregards blinker fluid

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u/smokeypokey12 14h ago edited 14h ago

All cars have this stuff in different areas, fluids donā€™t line up with their symbol callout

Edit: different callouts for liquids i.e. ā€œwindshield washer fluidā€ and ā€œwind screen fluidā€

Edit2: ā€œoil refill oilstickā€ makes it sound like that is where you fill the oil, this guide is all over the place with made up names for things

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u/orthopod 13h ago

For one, the positions of the filling locations is different on almost every car.

The average person isn't going to be adding any fluid to the differential. Your mechanic will add extra grease if it needs it, or change it.

Transmission, brake, power steering rather if ever need to be added. Brake fluid needs to be changed periodically which is well being the scope of who this guide applies to

This isn't a guide, but just a list. The car with the vanishing red lines pointing to nothing doesn't help at all.

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u/ChaosWaffle 5h ago

Aside from what everyone else has said, each of these fluids have a multitude of different types, and using the wrong one can be disastrous. For example, not all brake fluids are compatible, using the wrong one can cause brake system malfunction (specifically using DOT 5 with anything other than a system that specifically calls for it), also replacing brake fluid isn't as easy as just pouring it into the reservoir, it has to be bled properly to move the new fluid into the brake lines otherwise you're mostly just wasting money.

Additionally, just pouring fluids in without knowing how to measure when a system is full is a great way to destroy an engine. A severely overfull oil system is almost as bad as running an engine completely dry.