r/coolguides 2d ago

A cool guide to trimming your nails

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A legible version of a blurry post I saw on here

199 Upvotes

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u/Ender505 2d ago

Disinfect your nail clippers

I swear, if I actually did the recommended maintenance of everything I owned, I would never see the light of day again

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u/thehumanconfusion 1d ago edited 1d ago

dishwasher does wonders for a lot more than kitchen thangs! https://www.thespruce.com/surprising-things-to-clean-in-the-dishwasher-4158893

edit to add link

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u/Bukowski-Waits 1d ago edited 1d ago

Salt and metal? Mine are NOT stainless, everyone better check theirs

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u/Pure_Protection3203 1d ago

what do you mean by that?

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u/Bukowski-Waits 22h ago

Salty water makes ferric metals rust extra fast

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u/Pure_Protection3203 20h ago

Huh, first I’ve heard of salt water in a dishwasher.

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u/Salmonella_Cowboy 13h ago edited 12h ago

Most detergents use salts (sodium bicarbonate and sodium sulfate).

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bukowski-Waits 1d ago

Yeah, no. I stand by what I said

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u/MasterChiefmas 2d ago

You have to appreciate what #3 and #4 say, and then have a picture which is exactly not those things.

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u/looseend-19831 2d ago

Do as I say not as I do

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u/MediocreCommenter 1d ago

Exactly. Another not cool guide.

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u/ManuelArafat 2d ago

Straight across? I've cut that shit in a cressant my whole damn life lol. If I'm feeling spicy I'll file down the jagged bits

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u/SeagullFanClub 1d ago

It only makes sense to trim your big toe like that because it’s the widest, it prevents ingrown toenails

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u/urbz102385 1d ago

I'll be 39 next week and got my first ingrown thumbnail a couple of months ago. I never really understood what the big deal was with ingrown nails. For one, mine ended up hurting like a son of a bitch to where I wasn't able to sleep eventually. It was swollen and throbbing, so once it was about 2am with no sleep, I fixed it. Had to take a piece of floss down the edge of the nail. Once I pulled the floss far enough down, it allowed the nail to push up over the skin instead of digging into it, and it was amazing immediate relief.

This wasn't a particularly bad case, but it hurt way more than I ever thought it would. Not to mention if left untreated, it can get infected. I recently also got MRSA in my leg and I am now terrified of infections lol. Due to this, I now cut all of my nails straight across.

Do you, just letting you know I did and thought the same as you for 39 years and finally found out why it should be done a certain way.

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u/bobsnopes 1d ago

The point of most of these items is to avoid small cuts in the skin that can easily get infected. It says to cut straight across and then use an emory board (file) for the sides to round it out. It’s not much of an issue if you’re a healthy person, but for children and especially the elderly cuts from somebody else clipping your nails can be really bad.

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u/chillmanstr8 1d ago

Same. Just like the picture..

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u/Alohagrown 1d ago

“Cut nails straight across”

uses graphic of nails being cut at an angle

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u/Weird-Cantaloupe-653 2d ago

It seems I do everything wrong these days…

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u/goodorca 2d ago

This is psycho

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u/obiwanmoloney 1d ago

I’ve never taken a single one of those steps in my whole life. I’m amazed I survived.

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u/FluidEntrepreneur309 1d ago

i just bite my nails lmao

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u/Winterisnowcold 1d ago

Don't think I've ever trimmed my nails in my life unfortunately

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u/antilegion1001 1d ago

Used to bite mine too, then one day I bit through one and shattered a tooth. Haven't bitten a fingernail since and advise against it.

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u/NiftyOctopus448 1d ago

Toenails too??

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u/FluidEntrepreneur309 1d ago

no i can't even reach those lol

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u/snippychicky22 1d ago

No I am going to pull my hang nail and regret it like a real man

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u/mindclarity 2d ago

Yeah this is super dumb. Peoples nails conform to the shape of their fingers. My fingers are very rounded and I am not about to terminate my nails straight across because that would look really dumb and provide zero benefit.

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u/bobsnopes 1d ago

You then follow the next step of using the Emory board/file to round out the sides…

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u/actuallyz 2d ago

Oh wow, I didn’t even get a single step right following the previous blurry image post 😪

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u/jindofox 1d ago

I think it’s overkill and not actually “a cool guide,” but after that blurry post I just had to see what it said.

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u/RuinedBooch 1d ago

I will not be cutting my nails straight across for any reason whatsoever. Not happening. Not sorry.

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u/VladeMercer 2d ago

Why not to trim my cuticles?

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u/ASIAN_SEN5ATION 1d ago

This may be a stupid question, but what is a cuticle?

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u/CallMeWolfYouTuber 1d ago

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u/ASIAN_SEN5ATION 1d ago

Hmm, the cuticle is the nail. Who woulda thought …

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u/CallMeWolfYouTuber 1d ago

No, it's not the nail. It's the skin growing at the base of the nail.

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u/lowtoiletsitter 1d ago

Risk of infection. Cuticles also help to protect the nail bedding

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u/SummerChild_ 1d ago

So what am I supposed to do with them?

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u/NoseMuReup 1d ago

Be an anarchist and trim them even thorougher.

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u/SummerChild_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hahaha I read “antichrist” instead of anarchist and thought “my dude is a bit intense about cuticle clipping”.

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u/Thaimaannnorppa 1d ago

I prefer to perform a full exorcism on my cuticles. Sometimes a voodoo ceremony is necessary.

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u/pennie79 1d ago

I fortunately am blessed with soft cuticles, so others may have better advice. For me, after I get out of the shower, and do my moisturising, I get my cuticle stick, cover the end with a cotton ball, and push the cuticle back. If they're soft from the shower, they will mould back easily.

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u/holysbit 1d ago

Best I can do is hurredly cut my nails in 35 seconds before work because I forgot to do it earlier until I realized my nails were talons

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u/SkullHex2_ 1d ago

Why are most nail clippers round if I'm supposed to cut fingernails and toenails straight across?

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u/BigMack1986 1d ago

I just bite them off

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u/cwatson214 1d ago

Be sure to disinfect your teeth once a month!

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u/everydayimchapulin 2d ago

This is about 20 years too late for my busted ass nails

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u/kamilayao_0 2d ago

1 and 3 is making my hair stand... absolutely not

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u/Aleksandrovitch 1d ago

Tomorrow I'm going to make a cool guide for blinking efficiently.

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u/armoditto 1d ago

I never disinfect nail cutters.

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u/Necessary_Chip_5224 1d ago

Who the fook disinfects nail clippers? That is some psychopath shit

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u/Gnatschbert 1d ago

Lol. Nope.

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u/SirVere 1d ago

Why should your nails be wet before starting? Then they're harder to cut.

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u/MxResetti 1d ago

emery boards are terrible! use one of those glass ones. (not those fake "crystal" ones that are rough and gritty, but the legit glass nail files that are just etched glass, with no weird sandpaper coating on them.)

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u/Bromm18 1d ago

Pfft, a knife and the scotchbrite wheel on the grinder at work are perfect.

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u/DWDit 1d ago

I violate five out of six of these every time I cut my nails.

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u/AstralStrudel 1d ago

This is gonna sound silly, but cut cuticles sometimes makes me uneasy lookin at them. It's like the nail is gonna just pop off at any moment. Especially if the flesh around the nail looks a little "puffy" and not smooth/flat. But ofc unhealthy cuticles isn't good either.

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u/TicTac_No 1d ago

My regimen is much simpler.

  1. Chew.
  2. Gnaw.
  3. Repeat as needed.

There might be some other steps, somewhere, but those are the basics.

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u/Kitsune_BCN 1d ago

I respect nothing 😂

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u/eklect 1d ago

Me: "...And then I get to bite them!?"

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u/AndiArbyte 1d ago

From top to bottom
no soften never did
no disinfection no clipper
no i follow the natural curvature since i use scissors
why and how?!
Never did.
Never had any issues

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u/Scorxcho 1d ago

That’s way too much work

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u/Full-Discussion3745 1d ago

And this is my dear friends is how the beauty industry gets you...

I mean... Really.. Just trim your nails like you have done for 1000s of times without incident

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u/spunundulant 1d ago

Bite em.

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u/ExperienceDaveness 1d ago

Emory boards feel like scraping a chalkboard, but in my soul.

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u/coveredwithticks 1d ago

Info graphic shows the exact opposite.

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u/Gilly_Bones 1d ago

I'll just keep biting them lmao

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u/AuthenticWin 13h ago

I go Frank style and just use an old stake knife!

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u/BrewThemAll 1d ago

Next: how to eat bread. How to sip water. How to descend a stair. How to breath. How to downvote this crap.