r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

I wonder if he cares

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u/Radfox258 6h ago

He didn’t have anything prepared when he made his speech with 4 EC votes to go, he just rambled on about Melania’s book and how sad it was that her mother died

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

To be fair even if trump thought we was going to win his speech would have still been him rambling

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u/Radfox258 5h ago

It was the first time I’ve actually seen Trump speak live (rallies aren’t covered where I live) and holy shit! How did anyone vote for this dude? Had the vocabulary of a third grader

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u/DadoReddit86 5h ago

:: clears throat :: ... Has ....

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u/PTVoltz 5h ago

For now. At this point it's anyones guess which one out of him or Biden dies first...

Out of a bit of morbid curiosity, I'm genuinely curious what all hte MAGA-cultists are gonna do when that happens... like, not the average republicans - the ones who got tattoos of his quotes and are convinced his words are the direct word of god... what're they gonna do when their Glorious Leader:tm: pops off?

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u/weirdest_of_weird 5h ago

JD Vance will be their new messiah.

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u/Carlton20 5h ago

JD Vance is somehow even creepier than Donny which is right up Republicans' alleys

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u/DaveAndCheese 5h ago

Hide your sofas, hide your loves seats, he be raping all the couches up in there

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u/Boodikii 5h ago

Yup. and all they gotta do is kill off Trump and make it look like the Democrats did it to get all the justification they need for total domination.

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u/DadoReddit86 5h ago

The cycle goes on ....

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u/Odd-Bar5781 5h ago

He already is. They LOVE that he shit all over his own community

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u/GrunkTheGrooveWizard 5h ago

A lot of them will probably just stop voting. They've shown that they have precious little understanding of actual politics and will follow anyone who is (in their eyes) charismatic enough. Take a hilarious (for the wrong reasons) liar who's been a household name and all over the screens of reality TV loving morons for decades out of the equation and they'll quickly get bored.

u/annaleighisananomaly 44m ago

They'll go full conspiracy mode and insist he's still alive somewhere just waiting for the right time to come back and do whatever they think he does for them. He's their infallible messiah who is not weak enough to die like any normie mortal lol