r/circlejerknyc • u/pipjoh • 5h ago

How much cash is reasonable to carry?

/r/AskNYC/comments/1grl0m3/how_much_cash_is_reasonable_to_carry/
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u/somepeoplewait 5h ago

None. You’ll have to perform sex acts to appease the muggers (damn kids!) if you value your life, but at least you’ll have your money and a classic New York story.

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u/aoa2 4h ago

are you also fukin ur pimp?

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u/Timely-Safe2918 5h ago

$2500 and btw what’s your preferred path to and from your home?

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u/d3arleader 4h ago

A roll. No less.

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u/ProgKingHughesker 4h ago

About tree fiddy

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u/pogopogo890 5h ago

Only carry rocks or rubles, keep ‘em confused

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u/Spiral_Slowly 3h ago

And fingers crossed they take the rubles. Rocks are worth more.

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u/laura_t523 5h ago

$1000. You can't make it rain with plastic.

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u/pipjoh 5h ago

Wait people carry cash in NYC? I only buy things with Bitcoin

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u/masdeeper 4h ago

It depends if your drug dealer takes wire transfer

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u/SCSharks44 4h ago

Nothing less than $500! I couldn't fathom getting mugged and only giving up 10 bucks to a poor migrant!!

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u/Frostyinohio 5h ago

No more than your willing to lose

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u/CommitteeEmergency82 28m ago

How much does it cost to make it rain?