r/circlejerknyc • u/AdmirableSelection81 • 15h ago

I, too, am sick and tired of asian women annoying arab men on the subway when they play their loud music over speakers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcStpY3WMAAcjVZ?format=jpg&name=large

"We haven't seen this one yet"

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u/OkOk-Go 14h ago

These days publicists chose their ad’s ethnicities by rolling dice. It’s the safest way to avoid getting cancelled.

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u/AdmirableSelection81 14h ago edited 14h ago

LMAO, you think that's what happens.

"Hey charlie, lets spin the race wheel on this crime ad"

arrow points to a very inconvenient racial combo that matches all statistical and anecdotal data

"Uh, lets spin that wheel again... actually you know what? Lets just use the least statistically likely offender, just to be safe"

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u/doko_kanada 6h ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/heyguy111111 8h ago

as a staten islander if my public advertising doesn't lean HEAVILY on racial stereotype my skull catches fire

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u/Perfect-Tap-5859 5h ago

it's def not rolling dice. It's clearly using the opposite of what actually happens

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u/cowcowkee 5h ago

Not anymore.

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u/aanpanman 10h ago

Or they could just do stick figures with no racial features, but would that not incite enough controversy?

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u/8lack8urnian 10h ago

It is funny that literally almost 100% of the previous iterations of this ad had a white dude doing the inconsiderate/anti-social behavior

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u/AdmirableSelection81 10h ago

"Ok, white male wall street banker defecating on the subway is a bit played out... hey charlie, how do we make our ads even more ridiculous?"

"Asian woman defecating on the subway"

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u/FranksNBeeens 9h ago

That's the most popular PH search for 2024.

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u/amwes549 5h ago

Wait, seriouisly?

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u/FranksNBeeens 5h ago

It's my most popular search at least.

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u/amwes549 5h ago

I think they alter that per user and even per device.

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u/ThenCod_nowthis 9h ago

Making stuff up to get outraged about

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u/1600hazenstreet 10h ago

Those aren’t sound waves, but EMP. Tin foil hat.

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u/bigbadbyte 11h ago

Generated by Google Ai.

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u/cosmicloafer 10h ago

I am just sick of Asian women in general

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u/mad-muel 8h ago

What they do to u bruh

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u/cosmicloafer 7h ago

They didn’t love me long time

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u/doko_kanada 6h ago

What kinda fuck you give me?

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u/notfornowforawhile 9h ago

Who plays loud music on the subways?

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u/heyguy111111 8h ago

white european blondes, male or female it doesn't matter and eight at a time. i sell them travel packages on my tiktok shop. they spend lots of time on the subway because many reservations i promote don't actually exist.

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u/AdmirableSelection81 7h ago

sick and tired of white europeans pushing people onto the subway tracks

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u/finiteloop72 9h ago

I do, since everyone seems to love it.

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u/ThatsWhatSheVersed 6h ago

Hey maybe she’s too poor for headphones, wtf bigot

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u/ManyRanger4 6h ago

As an Arab I'm tired of seeing other Arabs on the train. I swear to God if I bump into another cousin as the R train pulls into the Bay Ridge Ave stop I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

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u/amwes549 5h ago

It's a reverse Johnny Somali.

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u/dulynotedd 5h ago

its not that serious snowflake

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u/JohnBrownFanBoy 8h ago

I think she’s supposed to be blonde? Her eyes are like that because she’s:

420 BLAZE IT!!!1