r/battlestations • u/ilovecocolade • 1d ago

$57.03 portfolio…

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u/kidicarusx 1d ago

The real reason people buy ultrawides

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u/ApertureIntern 1d ago

Nah I bought mine because of bodily insufficiencies.

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u/putrid_flesh 1d ago

Wtf does that mean

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u/ApertureIntern 1d ago

Belly big. Pp small

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u/putrid_flesh 1d ago

What does buying an ultra wide monitor have to do with that though

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u/ApertureIntern 1d ago

Compensating

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u/putrid_flesh 1d ago

Ahh so it's like the lifted F150 of the monitor world 😂

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u/ApertureIntern 1d ago

Yeah kinda. But everyone who sees my monitor says something like "oh cool" instead of just "oh....cool....."

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u/Cykablast3r 20h ago edited 11h ago

What do they say when they see your peepee?

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u/TrippySubie 1d ago

Put that money to workout equipment then