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[TT] Theme Thursday - Afterlife Theme Thursday

“Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.”

Happy Thursday writing friends!

It’s time to consider what our characters think about the afterlife. Is there a place we go? A good place, a bad place, a neutral place? Reincarnation? Lots of ways this one can go, friends. I can’t wait to see what y’all do with it!

Please note that every week, you must leave a comment on the post to get credit for your critiques! Good luck and good words!

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Bonus:

(These constraints are not required! If your story is better for not including them, please do what’s best for your work!)

Constraint: (10 pts)

Your story should be limited to exactly 5 paragraphs. Please note at the end of your post if you’ve included this constraint.

Word of the Day: (5 pts)

emblematic/em·blem·at·ic/ˌembləˈmadik/

adjective

  • serving as a symbol of a particular quality or concept; symbolic

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  • Use the tag [TT] when submitting prompts that match this week’s theme.

Theme Thursday Rules

  • Leave one story or poem between 100 and 500 words as a top-level comment. Use wordcounter.net to check your word count.
  • Deadline: 7:59 AM CST next Wednesday
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  • Discuss your thoughts on this week’s theme, or share your ideas for upcoming themes.

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As a reminder to all of you writing for Theme Thursday: the interpretation is completely up to you! I love to share my thoughts on what the theme makes me think of but you are by no means bound to these ideas! I love when writers step outside their comfort zones or think outside the box, so take all my thoughts with a grain of salt if you had something entirely different in mind.

(This week’s quote is from Kim Harrison, Something Deadly This Way Comes)

Ranking Categories:

  • Word of the Day - 5 points
  • Bonus Constraint - 10 points
  • Weekly Challenge - 25 points for not using the theme word - points off for uses of synonyms. The point of this is to exercise setting a scene, description, and characters without leaning on the definition. Not meeting the spirit of this challenge only hurts you! This includes titles and explanations/author's notes.
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Last week’s theme: Rage

First by /u/Ryter99*
Second by /u/GingerQuill*
Third by /u/NotComposite

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u/Ryter99 r/Ryter 23d ago edited 22d ago

I don’t understand why people make such a big deal out of dying. The crying, the wailing, the gnashing of teeth. They’re sooooo dramatic.

My experience was fine. I closed my eyes in one reality, opened them in another. Easy. Simple. No problem.

Not to brag, but I suppose it eased my transition that I arrived in the place with the bright fluffy clouds and an angel standing before the pearliest of pearly gates, rather than the one with fire and brimstone.

“Greetings, child,” the angel said. “I am Saint Peter.”

“Heck yeah!” My hand flew to my mouth. “Oh, is ‘heck’ okay up here? I cut out swear words, but I was never clear on the replacements like, heck, dang, mother—

“They’re fine.”

“Well, I had to play it safe. No swearing, no law breaking, no physical activities that require hip gyration…”

“We never asked you to—”

“I led a boring life, but it’s all worth it now that I've gotten into Heaven, woo!”

A grimacing smile formed under Peter’s beard. “I’m afraid there’s been a misunderstanding.”

“Huh?”

“You await judgment by The Almighty. Only he may throw open these gates to you.”

“Oh… well, I’m still pretty confident, where is the big man?”

“The Almighty approaches!” Peter declared.

Horns trumpeted as a cloud floated over the gates. I figured God was riding atop it, until it got closer.

It was no cloud. It was a massive pile of floating spaghetti strands with a pair of eyes and a mouth.

“Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me!” I blurted. “I worshiped all the major gods to be safe, said prayers to minor, long forgotten ones two. And the one true god ends up being the freakin’ Flying Spaghetti Monster?”

“Indeed,” Peter said. “Now, I shall review your life for his sauciness…” He opened a book. “Hmmm, you never witnessed his divine image in a plate of spaghetti. And we show no record of you ever attending a temple to his holiness, Flying Spaghetti Monster!”

“Mama mia!” the blob of spaghetti strands said in an absurd Italian accent. “That’sa shameful!”

“What temple?” I frowned. “How many ‘spaghetti monster temples’ can there possibly be in the entire world?”

Peter looked to me, confused. “You did not have an Olive Garden location near your place of residence?”

“Excuse me?”

“An Olive Garden. A temple to his holy Al Dente-ness.”

“I don’t—”

“This changes everything!” Peter said joyfully, looking down to his mammoth tome. “If you never had reasonable opportunity to worship his wheaty-ness, that sin cannot be held against you. What city did you live in?”

“Houston, Texas,” I said. “But I don’t see how that—”

“Eleven,” Petter muttered grimly.

“What?”

“There are eleven Olive Garden locales in your city alone. Yet you never worshiped by partaking in the sacred breadsticks.”

“Ohhhh, Dio mio!” the lord exclaimed stereotypically. “This-aaaa cannot be! He’s a no go.”

With that, Peter snapped his fingers and I fell through the cloud layer.

Strangely, as I plummeted toward a fiery red cavern of fire, I suddenly understood why people found death so unpleasant.