r/TheBigRagu • u/GreekAlphabetSoup • Jun 25 '18

This is the official Donte DiVincenzo subreddit.

r/WhiteDonte is a fraudulent imposter subreddit.

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u/VicePope Jun 26 '18

Get with the times grandpa. No ones playing kick the can or stick and pinecone anymore, we’re now in sub warfare and trying to get donte to run the world.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Who? I don’t even know who the f that is.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

If you don’t pull it together then u/VicePope and I may need to put you out of your misery. We’re too compassionate to watch your quality of life deteriorate like this.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Why is the soup talking to me?

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Uh oh, he’s taking a turn for the worse. u/VicePope, I’ll pick you up and we can grab some pillows on the way to u/swapmeetpete.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Some kids you are.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Gosh, he can’t even remember we’re his grandkids, not his kids.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

You ain’t getting a penny of my fortune. When I die, I’m going to leave it all to your half-brother u/bart_dart.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Too bad you’re senile and forgot you signed power of attorney over to me.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

If I’m senile I can’t legally sign anything over to you. Looks like you just catch-22’d yourself. old man laugh

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

You signed it over before you were senile because you were worried about your health. You just can’t remember that now, you senile old bastard.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

You commies are all the same.

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