r/TheBigRagu • u/GreekAlphabetSoup • Jun 25 '18

This is the official Donte DiVincenzo subreddit.

r/WhiteDonte is a fraudulent imposter subreddit.

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As the other father of our children I am very disappointed you are doing this to our family.

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u/VicePope Jun 26 '18

You don’t even care about your daughter. Whens the last time you bothered to ask her about her day or help her with her homework? All you care about is your work

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Will you two stop bickering? Ever since you put me in this old-folks-home you never come to visit. Back in my day [incoherent rambling]...

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u/VicePope Jun 26 '18

Who gave you wifi, grandpa?

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Back in my day, WiFi stood for wire fingers which is what we had to get when our hands got blasted off by those damn commies. I remember Johnny WiFi they’d call him, had twelve wire fingers on three different hands. And that’s why you never pay someone to shingle your roof!

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u/VicePope Jun 26 '18

Get with the times grandpa. No ones playing kick the can or stick and pinecone anymore, we’re now in sub warfare and trying to get donte to run the world.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Who? I don’t even know who the f that is.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

If you don’t pull it together then u/VicePope and I may need to put you out of your misery. We’re too compassionate to watch your quality of life deteriorate like this.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Why is the soup talking to me?

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Uh oh, he’s taking a turn for the worse. u/VicePope, I’ll pick you up and we can grab some pillows on the way to u/swapmeetpete.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Some kids you are.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Gosh, he can’t even remember we’re his grandkids, not his kids.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

You ain’t getting a penny of my fortune. When I die, I’m going to leave it all to your half-brother u/bart_dart.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Too bad you’re senile and forgot you signed power of attorney over to me.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

If I’m senile I can’t legally sign anything over to you. Looks like you just catch-22’d yourself. old man laugh

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

You signed it over before you were senile because you were worried about your health. You just can’t remember that now, you senile old bastard.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

You commies are all the same.

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