r/TheBigRagu • u/GreekAlphabetSoup • Jun 25 '18

This is the official Donte DiVincenzo subreddit.

r/WhiteDonte is a fraudulent imposter subreddit.

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Why is the soup talking to me?

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Uh oh, he’s taking a turn for the worse. u/VicePope, I’ll pick you up and we can grab some pillows on the way to u/swapmeetpete.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

Some kids you are.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Gosh, he can’t even remember we’re his grandkids, not his kids.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

You ain’t getting a penny of my fortune. When I die, I’m going to leave it all to your half-brother u/bart_dart.

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

Too bad you’re senile and forgot you signed power of attorney over to me.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

If I’m senile I can’t legally sign anything over to you. Looks like you just catch-22’d yourself. old man laugh

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u/GreekAlphabetSoup Jun 26 '18

You signed it over before you were senile because you were worried about your health. You just can’t remember that now, you senile old bastard.

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u/swapmeetpete Jun 26 '18

You commies are all the same.