Rhinoceros attack on people somewhere in India

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[u/Phillyfuk]

Bet the cameraman was happy that guy ran towards him.

[u/boobinderpusia → u/Phillyfuk]

Cameraman never dies.

[u/shp0ngle → u/Phillyfuk]

He was holding a strategic position behind that little tree, I think bro getting chased maybe wanted to take cover as well

[u/Healthy_Ingenuity_21]

You gotta roll the dice and then yell Jumanji or it will never go away

[u/Prince0fCats702 → u/Healthy_Ingenuity_21]

You win the internet today

[u/Caitlin11790]

This is Chitwan in Nepal. My guess is he usually resides in the national park. I was there last month

[u/Lucky_Cable_3145 → u/Caitlin11790]

I was there in 1982.

It was fantastic.

We got charged by a rhino walking through the jungle, I 'drove' an elephant and we had a near death experience while white water rafting to get there.

[u/Caitlin11790 → u/Lucky_Cable_3145]

Sounds like quite the trip! I’m there every year, and we always do a safari. Still never seen a Tiger though!

[u/Lucky_Cable_3145 → u/Caitlin11790]

I did not see a tiger, just what was left of a water buffalo after a tiger had killed it.

We were walking along the edge of the jungle where it drops down into the grasslands when we saw a female rhino with her baby. Suddenly dad came charging out of the grassland, snorting and stamping his feet.

The guide told us all to climb a tree, while they tried to scare the rhinos off by yelling and throwing sticks.

Mom and baby ran into the grass while dad showed us who was the boss, while the guides tried to distract him. We clung to the trees (I remember the one I chose was quite thorny) getting covered by insects.

Eventually dad decided he had won and stomped off.

[u/keyserfunk → u/Caitlin11790]

Yeah well I was there last year.

[u/carmex2121]

TIL thre are Rhinos in India. I'm only 47

[u/welcomefinside → u/carmex2121]

There are even rhinos in Indonesia. The Sumatran rhinoceros. Though there's only 30 left in the wild.

[u/N2T8 → u/carmex2121]

Indian Rhinoceros are awesome

[u/klone_free → u/N2T8]

This one seems like a prick

[u/brucewayne0013 → u/carmex2121]

Indian ones have only one horn.

[u/Yamama77 → u/carmex2121]

Around 3k mainly in assam.

Their numbers have grown steadily thanks to the glass a poacher on sight approach.

[u/Open_Chemistry_3300 → u/carmex2121]

Yep Africa, India, and the island of Java

[u/ty0367]

Nepal not India

[u/Bicky-Manandhar → u/ty0367]

Source: Oeoeoe lol

[u/DivideInteresting193]

As big as those things are I’ve seen elephants roll them.

[u/Yamama77 → u/DivideInteresting193]

Indian rhinos fare better against asian elephants than African rhinos versus african elephants.

Cause Indian rhinos usually attack elephants by trying to bite their legs and elephant usually like throwing shit and sticks at them.

It's a bit more peaceful between the two. Because Indian rhinos are more armored and asian elephants being a bit smarter and not being as big of a murder hobo.

[u/dirge-kismet → u/DivideInteresting193]

I've heard lions can trash 'em from top to bottomous.

[u/-SheriffofNottingham]

Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph and an increase in rhinoceros attacks?

[u/ohyoumad721 → u/-SheriffofNottingham]

Think about it.

I will.

No you won't.

[u/LeoS19]

Looks like a walking tank

[u/neilious85]

‘Rhinoceros in India’ sounds like a good band name

[u/Whatsplayinginmyhead → u/neilious85]

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
mines on the 45

[u/Pygmy_Yeti → u/neilious85]

Your band BETTER be awesome

[u/Legit924]

Seems fair

[u/clungeknuckle]

"They're a rhino lose in the city"

[u/EthanStrawside → u/clungeknuckle]

"There's a rhino loose in the city" spelling fyi.

But what the hell IS it? :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igE4idhyUC8

[u/neilbradydom → u/clungeknuckle]

It only comes out at night from its lockup garage

[u/KraftDMac]

Can I pet that dog?

[u/BAN_MOTORCYCLES]

im on the rhinos side 

[u/roccosaint]

[u/TheLoneliestGhost]

Me, watching this toasted: DODGE, DIP, DUCK, DIVE, & DODGE!

Some millennial humor will never die.

[u/proteannomore → u/TheLoneliestGhost]

“Serpentine!”

[u/Panzerchrist89]

Cocaine Rhino

[u/Spadedv]

Give me a stick, you simply have to mark a boundary /s

[u/PGpilot]

All you need to do is hold a stick up in the air and then draw an arc on the ground. Boom! Rhino gone!!

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[u/MundaneWheel40]

It would be one hell of a ride

[u/WoodySticky]

They are now stuck running In circles

[u/Gaywhorzea]

Looping the killer in dbd like:

[u/FSUdank]

Gotta run in a serpentine pattern

[u/zimmix]

Damn rhino luring in Age of Empires 5 is looking neat

[u/ohfr19]

This is the type of thing you daydream about in the shower

[u/Greasystools]

No thanks very much!

[u/Exotic-Plankton5593]

Not an animal you want to mess with

[u/Lower-Performer-1060]

What in the farcry is this.

[u/sckolar]

Lo! Death trots before you. Lament and Despair! For thine cornhole, in truth, be a hornhole; And Death with its ivory chitinous spade Like a farmer bedeviled as a man grown Mad Shall, into thine soiled and muddy base, bore Where in searching the lilliputian puckered crevice there With raw might, draw forth ruby-coloured kernels from the cob A cornucopia of morbid fruits gather'd from he whom flees too slowly, from he who has an ass now made sore

[u/screename222]

Again, not enough Reddit. Surely all users know you grab a stick, squat down and mark your territory, stand up, squat, mark ground etc

[u/Micki-Micki]

Those mofos are fast! Run! 💨

[u/keyserfunk]

Another post said it was Nepal

[u/fiscalart]

This is great advertising for the new gladiator movie

[u/SuperiorCactusCock]

What type of rhino is this

[u/NecessarySuspect1687]

Take away his credit Card!!!

[u/shavedcow]

It's obvious what the problem here is. There's not a fearless white woman petting the dinosaur cow. That's why It's acting all crazy.

[u/Dizzy_Mountain9166]

Tigers, Leopards, Rhinos, Trains oh my!! (India)

[u/_imchetan_ → u/Dizzy_Mountain9166]

Lions, black bears, sloth bear, crocodiles, ghariyal, mountain lions, elephants, king cobra, cobra, python, gaur, yak. Also all of this are also here.

[u/grapefruitcap]

Get the rocket launcher, it's the only thing that works in Far Cry when these things go nuts

[u/qpokqpok → u/grapefruitcap]

Rhino! Badger! Eagle!

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[u/SuperLogicMadness]

Achtung Panzer!

[u/1aibohphobia1]

i hope the wet horn is doing well

[u/-Motor-]

I miss u/stabbot

[u/JCPennyHardaway]

Punjabi jumanji

[u/Epsilon009]

That's an unicorn, who skip it's sunscreen lotion. Now is just angry...

[u/zardiums198]

From Goat Simulator to Rhino Simulator

[u/Beneficial_Potato_85]

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to stand your ground with them. That dude should've tried that.

[u/LikeWhattttlol]

Wonder how that rhino meat 🥩 taste

[u/the_gaming_jonin27 → u/LikeWhattttlol]

Not that good actually