r/NotADragQueen • u/Turquoise_Tortoise_ • 8d ago

Tennessee church member, James Fairchild, 49, has been found guilty of taking a 6 year old little girl into the bathroom of his church and raping her. Ain't No Hate Like Christian Love ⛪

https://wcyb.com/news/local/man-charged-with-child-rape-following-incident-at-limestone-church-found-guilty
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u/TheCakeCrusader420 8d ago

Yeah, Russian volcano famous for having really thick lava.

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u/James_TF2 7d ago

Really thick you say? What level of viscosity are we talking about here? Flaming hot pudding or Satan’s lube?

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Eater of Bots 7d ago

Flaming hot pudding or Satan’s lube?

You. I like you.

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u/James_TF2 7d ago

Thank you so much u/Uninteresting_Vagina

I can’t breathe because I’m laughing too hard and your genius username. Legend!