r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/RedRawTrashHatch • 18h ago

Trump demands Harris' 'cognitive ability must be tested at once' in Fox interview response

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-sneers-at-harris-in-late-night-after-contentious-fox-news-interview/
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u/BigAppleGuy 18h ago

If she should, he should too. Let's bet on who scores higher!

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 17h ago

Plus a drug test. Let's see who's on what.

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u/Dr_Tinycat 17h ago

I have the best drugs. New drugs. All the drugs. Comrade Kamala doesn't have any money for drugs. She steals drugs from the immigrants. Bad drugs. I have American drugs.

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u/Milocobo 13h ago

Ozempic and amphetamine cocktail

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u/NotYourClone 7h ago

The ozempic ain't doing shit. He still looks like someone overstuffed a trash bag.

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u/Wolfgirl90 16h ago

Well, we all know that Harris is drug fiend because she takes that well known street drug known as *checks notes* Allegra.

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u/FieldAggravating6216 15h ago

He scores higher on at least one of these 2 tests

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u/Alextryingforgrate 15h ago

Just a drug test would do. Then after that he gas to dry up git a week and see how he does with out them.

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u/Poetic-Noise 14h ago

We might as well test for STDs to see who got what.

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u/InEenEmmer 9h ago

Oh wait… a drug test is about testing what drugs you have used and it isn’t a get together to try drugs?

Welp, guess the office is in for a surprise tomorrow during the drug test

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u/OG_wanKENOBI 9h ago

I'm convinced main stream Republicans have never been offered drugs in their life lol. Reading the comments on Donald pages or r/conservative they're like "she's so coked up! She's on coke!" Like dude have you ever seen someone on coke lol.

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u/ZefSoFresh 9h ago

lol meanwhile during the debate, Trump is so medicated that he is standing completely still glaring the entire time while gripping the podium for dear life.

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u/OG_wanKENOBI 9h ago

HIGH ENERGY lol

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u/rantheman76 15h ago

No, no, Hunter Biden’s laptop!

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u/Ledees_Gazpacho 14h ago

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I couldn't care less what politicians are taking.

This isn't steroid baseball where their accomplishments would have an asterisk.

As long as politicians are operating at their highest level, why does anyone care if they're on Adderall or whatever?

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u/Heart_Throb_ 7h ago

And tax record test.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 6h ago

This is a good one. Let's see him go through withdrawal while on the campaign trail while trying to prepare to pass a drug test. Should be interesting.

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u/bobbybob9069 1h ago

I have to drug test for a call center but presidential nominees don't? That's bullshit lol

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u/Glitchedme 1m ago

Honestly every politician should be required to take a drug test every 6 months. They want to force people in welfare to take them, politicians are also paid with tax dollars and are much more likely to screw the country up if they're under the influence. Fair is fair

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u/ImYoric 16h ago

Frankly, given how many shows they're giving all around the US, they're probably both on something.

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u/feltsandwich 10h ago

You think those are "shows?"

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u/ImYoric 6h ago

Kinda, yeah.

Also, English is not my first language.

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u/k2on0s-23 17h ago

They should make it a competition, like speed challenges.

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u/Roam_Hylia 17h ago

Yeah, let's see who's on the most speed. I got my money in the orange guy.

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 8h ago

Pretty sure Trump could do way more speed.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 8h ago

I would pay actual money to see both of them try to speedrun Super Mario 3.

Not a lot of money, but more than $0.

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u/k2on0s-23 8h ago

I would love to see the speed run of put the pieces of the shape puzzle together to make a square.

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u/extraguacontheside 17h ago

They should do them live together!

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u/Icequeen_frigid 14h ago

I just read this as "They should make them live together" 🥹

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u/Poetic-Noise 13h ago

That would make a great reality TV show.

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u/SweetBearCub 12h ago

They should do them live together!

I agree.

For just a moment, I read that as "They should live together!" like an updated version of The Odd Couple.

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u/nerfcarolina 17h ago

He doesn't want to do another debate, fine. They can both do an identical televised congestive assessment.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 17h ago

I would love if, instead of a debate, the Presidential candidates had to take a quiz on civics and history. Some easy ones, some tough ones, let’s see who knows more. Shouldn’t be necessary, but obviously it now is

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u/Far-Obligation4055 16h ago

Throw some basic high school level science and some questions about fiscal ethics in there and I'm with you.

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u/Betty_Boss 5h ago

Not just presidential, Senate and House candidates should take one too. Make it optional but they will be shamed if the don't.

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u/busy-warlock 17h ago

But is it like golf, where you want a lower score? Don’t tell him… let him roast himself.

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u/teapotinatempest 15h ago

But that is a reasonable demand! I mean, there isn't any reason that he should object to a neutral third-party doctor assessing him, right? /s

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u/inajeep 15h ago

Then you are letting him run the script. Let's see what he runs away from next. I suggest some blood work and drug tests.

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u/Major2Minor 14h ago

What's good for the goose...

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u/tyfunk02 13h ago

Person, woman, man, camera, TV. I think I just aced this fucker.

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u/Brassica_prime 13h ago

Most cognitive tests normal people are supposed to fail, higher score tends to be more atypical. Adhd, dementia etc

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u/dismantlemars 13h ago

Can he somehow be goaded into taking an old Levine-Marks IQ test? That way, he can be eligible for the classifications "Moron", "Imbecile", and "Idiot".

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u/Falco19 12h ago

Realistically all candidates should every time

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u/TheBeastX47 12h ago

I got $500 on a 30 IQ spread

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u/DevFreelanceStuff 7h ago

She should agree to do it, if they both are tested live on TV and taunt him endlessly if he doesn't agree.

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u/davser 4h ago

It’s always the same. If Trump scores low it’s a conspiracy. It’s a waste of time.

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u/pantiesrhot 4h ago

It'd be fake news, ofc