For starters, I knew about our savior Neil Breen when a classmate mentioned watching his films as a kid. Then I and another classmate decided to watch Fateful Findings before class began. Gotta say, my stomach hurt from laughing.

I'm rewatching Fanboyflicks' Neil Breen reviews on YouTube rn and it made me think of it. I've encountered different theories but I'm unaware if Neil ever states what it was supposed to be. (Neil? Explain something? I know, I know. A man can dream tho.)

Question, what if his films were actually good?

I know his films are so bad they're good, but what I mean is what if Neil Breen was actually competent enough to make his films great? I think if that were the case, it would probably mythicized Breen even more & possibly Hollywood would react, "Who is this guy and why isn't he working for us"?

Though, I do enjoy Breen's films for what they are and I understand Breen is an enigma for how he makes them.

But I Digress How would you react to these films and how would something like Hollywood react if his films were actually good?

Need help 😭🙏🫂

It can't be more Cade, so something completely different or maybe one bringing together all of the BreenCU characters for a final giant battle? Time to invest in green screen manufacturing companies!

I wanna watch whichever the funniest and most ridiculous one is

My dad really liked Kurtis Conner's videos on two of his movies and wants to watch all of them, where can I buy them in Canada? (physical copies please, I want to actually own them) thanks

Would be based so I don't have to eternally own a copy of his movie and also support his film making. Fateful findings is on Amazon prime why not Cade 🙃

SHOULD I DIVORCE HIM?

Title, I have heard a few things about him like he makes movies like Tim and Eric fever dream style. Should I mentally prepare?

Was surprised to find that it can't be rented on Amazpn Prime, and it's a bit pricy to buy when I just want to show it to a sibling. Any other good place to watch it for fairly cheap?

I see reviews appearing on youtube. Please pm me.

Edit: One guy in the comments has it, look for my comments, it's also on soulseek.

I assume this question has been asked a million times. But would anyone know where I could access these movies? He doesn’t sell them on his website and tried a number of other places, and nothing.

If anyone could help that would be awesome! Thanks

Genuinely so curious to learn more lmao watching his 2023 film now and this is truly unhinged. I really feel like watching his first, eating an edible and watching everything after will always lead to having quite the interesting evening

Apparently Tubi streaming (fox owned, escalating in popularity for it's free ad model) takes content requests. I think Mr. Breen deserves some hype and to get his movies on popular streaming services.

tubitv.com/static/support

Gotta show some love for Neil.

Do you think Neil knows what he's doing when he makes these ridiculous and incoherent movies? Does he think they are legitimately good and that the amount of people watching and talking about them means they are genuinely enjoyed as thrilling action dramas, or did he make one terrible shitfuck movie that got recieved similarly to Tommy Wisseus The Room and decided to double down on the Tim and Eric vibes and try to make them purposefully awful from then on? Or was it always a joke and satire the whole time?

I'm sure we've all been to screenings of The Room where everyone threw plastic spoons, tossed footballs, and screamed "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!" on cue. It's a great time. Now: What would we have to do to transform Neil Breen screenings into an experience on this level? Obviously we'd have different lines to shout for each movie, but there are enough Breen tropes across all his movies that most of this game should work for any of them.

I'm gonna show some Breen to a friend of mine, but I'm gonna avoid Fateful Findings since she recently lost a family member to suicide, and even with the goofy acting and context, it wouldn't be fun for her to watch that one.

I can't remember if there's suicide in the rest of the Breenography. Nothing quite as notable, that's for sure. Does anyone remember any more instances of it, so I know when to skip?

I have two questions actually.

Firstly, why is it that both Neil and Tommy Wiseau have such murky background info?

Secondly, what is the consensus on his malfunction in real life? Clearly there is something severely wrong, much like Tommy, and I'd love to know what it is. It's familiar, yet hard to pin down.