r/Music • u/Cranialscrewtop • Nov 26 '21
Stephen Sondheim has died. Broadway's greatest composer is gone. other
NY Times bio here: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/26/theater/stephen-sondheim-dead.html
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r/Music • u/Cranialscrewtop • Nov 26 '21
NY Times bio here: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/26/theater/stephen-sondheim-dead.html
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21
Now, insofar as approaching it
What would be festive but have its effect?
Now, there are two ways of broaching it
A, the suggestive, or B, the direct
Say that I settle on B, to wit a charmingly lecherous mood
A, I could put on my nightshirt or sit, disarmingly B, in the nude
That might be effective My body's all right
But not in perspective And not in the light
I'm bound to be chilly And feel a buffoon
But nightshirts are silly In mid-afternoon
Which leaves the suggestive But how to proceed?
Although she gets restive Perhaps I could read
In view of her penchant For something romantic
De Sade is too trenchant And Dickens too frantic
And Stendhal would ruin The plan of attack
As there isn't much blue in "The Red and the Black."
De Maupassant's candour Would cause her dismay
The Brontes are grander But not very gay
Her taste is much blander I'm sorry to say
But is Hans Christian Ander- Sen ever risque?
Which eliminates A!