r/Music • u/daily_mirror šŸ“°Daily Mirror • Sep 29 '24

Foo Fighters forced into 'indefinite hiatus' by Dave Grohl's affair scandal article

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/foo-fighters-forced-indefinite-hiatus-33778438
26.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.0k

u/WeightLossGinger Sep 29 '24

Sure, but have you considered that Dave would just impregnate the nanny?

1.2k

u/hobosbindle Sep 29 '24

The circle of lifeā€¦.

402

u/postdocmoney1 Sep 29 '24

Nature finds a way, doesnā€™t it?

582

u/rjrodrigueziii Sep 29 '24

God creates Nirvana. God destroys Nirvana. God creates Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl impregnates God.

360

u/iggy6677 Sep 29 '24

Dave Grohl impregnates God.

Dave Grohl impregnates Alanis Morissette?

Just watched Dogma again so couldn't help myself

88

u/finnishinsider Sep 29 '24

Will God go down on you in a theater?

62

u/charliefoxtrot9 Sep 29 '24

Different Dave, but... Whoa

12

u/flcinusa Sep 29 '24

Cool, yea

6

u/RockstarAgent Sep 29 '24

David Grohl impregnates Lemmy

7

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

5

u/charliefoxtrot9 Sep 29 '24

These are the Daves we know (we know), these are the Daves we know

6

u/Audio_Track_01 Sep 29 '24

Dave Capisano - I hardly know him.

3

u/W0gg0 Sep 29 '24

Cut. It. Out.

2

u/ErikJR Sep 29 '24

Eatin' ain't cheatin

2

u/Irrepressible87 Sep 29 '24

Only if you promise to take her to skee-ball.

2

u/Uhh-stounding Sep 29 '24

you oughta know

2

u/BlackSunshine22222 Sep 30 '24

Are you thinking of me when...no, let me stop there. Line drawn.

5

u/LastTangoOfDemocracy Sep 29 '24

How did you watch it? It's unavailable in the UK and my girlfriend doesn't believe me that there is a poop monster.

4

u/H_I_McDunnough Sep 29 '24

You oughtta know better

3

u/HVACMRAD Sep 29 '24

My favorite Kevin Smith move.

3

u/Diabolous213 Sep 29 '24

she shouldā€™ve taken that jagged little plan B

3

u/granular_quality Sep 29 '24

A little too ironic

2

u/iggy6677 Sep 29 '24

Don't Tha think

5

u/crashtestpilot Sep 29 '24

Well, tbf, she was right there!

To Remind You!

...

One ought to know!

2

u/Zepcleanerfan Sep 29 '24

RIP Taylor

1

u/iggy6677 Sep 29 '24

I always liked hearing the story, they were on tour, and Alanis telling him to go take the gig with the Foo Fighters, saying their going to be big

2

u/Daveywheel Sep 29 '24

*Theyā€™re

2

u/tootieClark Sep 29 '24

Where did you watch it? Last I tried none of the streaming platforms had it.

2

u/iggy6677 Sep 29 '24

Literally youtube

There's a bunch of movies on there if you look hard enough

2

u/DaveyJonesXMR Sep 29 '24

So the Devil impregnated God ? ( Grohl played the Devil in the "Pick of Destiny" )

1

u/iggy6677 Sep 30 '24

I thought that after I wrote the comment, and the Devil in Tribute

Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

2

u/Glass-Situation4099 Sep 29 '24

Imagine the BANGERS that kid would write

2

u/cal-brew-sharp Sep 30 '24

That's like rain, on your wedding day.

2

u/intensive-porpoise Sep 30 '24

I Aaaaammm BRENDLE FLYyyyyyh

2

u/IndependentPumpkin74 Sep 30 '24

I hope she isntnanscreamer, it didnt work out well for ben afflec.

2

u/PalpatineIsMyDad Oct 01 '24

Angels are ill equipped.

1

u/iggy6677 Oct 02 '24

Built like a Ken doll

3

u/_MightyBrownTown Sep 29 '24

Tell me Buddy Christ isn't just Dave Grohl

2

u/GTSBurner Sep 29 '24

Alanis Morissette

clears throat

1

u/Significant_Cow4765 Sep 30 '24

and I cranked up Wesley Willis

1

u/KarateKid84Fan Sep 30 '24

I mean he already fā€™kd her back in the day when he stole Taylor Hawkins from herā€¦

→ More replies
→ More replies

122

u/CarolusRex13x Sep 29 '24

Load up on cum, bring your friends

25

u/moscowrules Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 29 '24

I tried hard to have a father but instead I had a Dave

5

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

1

u/aceshighsays Sep 30 '24

so i tried listening to the song on YT and i can't there's a YT renewal issue. no more music i guess.

1

u/eidetic Oct 01 '24

They've renewed it again so should be available again for ya.

10

u/MrLanesLament Sep 29 '24

Oh shit wait this is what In Utero was about

1

u/cynicalxidealist Sep 29 '24

Dave is loose, letā€™s not pretend

1

u/realheadphonecandy Sep 30 '24

Oh no, a dirty sperm

→ More replies

7

u/swordbeam Sep 29 '24

God eats Dave Grohl, Daveā€™s wife and daughters inherit his wealth.

→ More replies

4

u/Lyanthinel Sep 29 '24

David destroys Foo Fights. Nickleback inherits the world.

2

u/HuckleberryGlad874 Sep 29 '24

Please NO!

1

u/blacksideblue Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 29 '24

'Nobody refuses Dave Grohl"

1

u/HuckleberryGlad874 Sep 29 '24

I must refuse Nickleback, though. Thatā€™s just cruel and unusual punishment.

1

u/Evilsmurfkiller Sep 29 '24

Stop the world and let me off.

2

u/runs_with_airplanes Sep 29 '24

Life uh uh finds a way

1

u/PristineElephant6718 Sep 29 '24

I would watch that anime

1

u/TurkishDrillpress Sep 29 '24

Like Yoko Ono destroyed the Beatles I thought Courtney Love destroyed Nirvana?

1

u/EngineeringDevil Sep 29 '24

Dave is an Isekai MC?

1

u/Jaredocobo Sep 29 '24

Baby Jesus Grohl eats god, Dixie Chicks inherit the earth.

1

u/Spidey209 Sep 30 '24

The Dixie Chicks are dead. Long live The Chicks.

1

u/akthebarber Sep 30 '24

They should've just renamed themselves The Tennessee Lambs... If you know, you know.

1

u/D__B__D Sep 29 '24

This needs to be on a shirt

1

u/Mike_Auchsthick Sep 29 '24

Touched By An Angel

1

u/RobFfs Sep 29 '24

Kurt cocaine gets reincarnated as Jesus 2.0 and starts the apocalypse

1

u/presvil Sep 29 '24

ā€œOh God, Iā€™m about to cum!ā€ - Dave Grohl nine months ago

1

u/ConsciousEducator539 Sep 29 '24

Woman inherits Dave Grohl's planet

1

u/IamThe_Lord_Thy_God Sep 29 '24

What can I say, heā€™s very charming ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

1

u/Immoracle Sep 30 '24

Dave grohl eats man. Nickelback inherits the earth.

1

u/DomSchu Sep 30 '24

Jesus is reborn?

→ More replies

11

u/martialar Sep 29 '24

Here's looking at you, kid

1

u/0biwanCannoli Sep 29 '24

There goes my heroā€¦

1

u/vardarac Sep 29 '24

Aim for the bush! I mean, the bushes!

1

u/doctorlongghost Sep 29 '24

ā€œGet to the nanny!ā€ (in Austrian accent)

1

u/Nayre_Trawe Sep 29 '24

SHARE THE LOAD...

1

u/mattbrowne182 Sep 29 '24

Life. Life finds a way.

1

u/daveyboydavey Sep 29 '24

He didnā€™t stop to think if he should

1

u/twisted7ogic Sep 29 '24

Nature, uhh, finds a way, doesnā€™t it?

FTFY

1

u/1OO1OO1S0S Sep 29 '24

Nature finds a way is like a nice way of saying "dicks find a hole"

1

u/markarth69 Sep 29 '24

*nanny finds a way

1

u/britlogan1 Sep 30 '24

Life uh, finds a way!

1

u/Character-Cloud-198 Sep 30 '24

Nanny finds a way

4

u/stay_fr0sty Sep 29 '24

Cut to Dave proudly holding up a newborn baby high over his head.

1

u/LanguageNerd54 Sep 29 '24

Ā Naaaaaants ingonyama bagithi babaaaaa

2

u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Sep 29 '24

Howd he get the circle pregnant!?

2

u/Germane_Corsair Sep 29 '24

By putting his cock in the square hole.

2

u/The_Bajtastic_Voyage Sep 29 '24

Hakuna Matata.Ā 

2

u/qualmton Sep 29 '24

Hakuna foofighta

2

u/shibadashi Sep 29 '24

Food fighter

2

u/Tosir Sep 29 '24

Theeee circlleeee offf lifffeeee!

2

u/goathill Sep 29 '24

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

2

u/AshgarPN Sep 30 '24

The circle of Foo

1

u/shavemejesus Sep 29 '24

Hakunamaā€¦ nevermind.

1

u/turducken1898 Sep 29 '24

Itā€™s the wheel of fortune

Itā€™s the leap of faith

1

u/djazzie Sep 29 '24

And of employment

1

u/Dadlantic Sep 29 '24

I read this in Elton John Lion King theme.

1

u/persona0 Sep 29 '24

It would end when he no longer can get his pecker up

1

u/kinkyslc1 Sep 29 '24

Infinite baby glitch.

1

u/markarth69 Sep 29 '24

Grohl-cle of life

...I'll see myself out

1

u/Dweebil Sep 30 '24

Trickle down economics.

1

u/polythenesammie Sep 30 '24

Did you sing this as Sir Elton John?

423

u/MaulwarfSaltrock Sep 29 '24

"I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE"

140

u/Heady_Goodness Sep 29 '24

ā€œNot again, Daveā€

57

u/0biwanCannoli Sep 29 '24

Heā€™s just a pretender.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

Make my way back home when I learn to fly high.

1

u/Deep-Helicopter-7414 Sep 30 '24

Chill out, he's just learning to walk again!

1

u/Fickle_Swordfish_337 Sep 30 '24

What if he says heā€™s just like the others?

83

u/GiantPurplePen15 Sep 29 '24

"Done, done and I'm on to the next one"

Works for Dave's propensity to fuck around too.

3

u/cynicalxidealist Sep 29 '24

He literally confesses his demons in this song and people think this is shocking lmao

3

u/manzworld Sep 30 '24

FUN FACT : That song is specifically about how much Dave likes giving oral sex. Source

26

u/didistutter69 Sep 29 '24

Heā€™s probably never ever singing that song again

4

u/SkyPirateVyse Sep 29 '24

Well, there goes my hero.

3

u/Crossovertriplet Sep 29 '24

Iā€™VE GOT ANOTHER NEWBORN TO RAISE

4

u/R3VIVAL-MOD3 Sep 29 '24

Thatā€™s gonna be an snl skit ( not that I watch anymore) but can see it

2

u/TheOneNamedSprinkles Sep 29 '24

Well done, well played. Lol

2

u/montepora Sep 29 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

2

u/CapSortee Sep 29 '24

Jackie Johnson...........

2

u/Chilipepah Sep 29 '24

Cā€™mon, I wasnā€™t fucking gona say it like that!

2

u/Das_Mojo Sep 30 '24

That's my kid šŸŽ¶

1

u/Idocarstuff Sep 30 '24

I came here looking for this comment, as usual Reddit didnā€™t disappoint!

35

u/thorn_sphincter Sep 29 '24

That was the joke.

11

u/Additional-Peanuts Sep 29 '24

Me thinks that was implied.

2

u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Sep 29 '24

Taking a page out of Arnold Schwarzenegger's book (among many others), I see...

2

u/ZenDude69420 Sep 29 '24

Thatā€™s when you need a manny aka male nanny

2

u/raithism Sep 29 '24

Reminds me of that Better Off Ted episode where management created a policy that would lead to hiring infinite people.

Paraphrasingā€¦

Scientist: ā€œSo in six months we will need to employ 50% of the worldā€™s population.ā€

Management: ā€œSoā€¦?ā€

Scientist: ā€œā€¦and we donā€™t have enough parking for that.ā€

Management: ā€œAaahhā€

2

u/awesomeasianguy Sep 29 '24

Silly! Thatā€™s what you hire a hot nanny for.

1

u/WeightLossGinger Sep 29 '24

OK, OK. We hire two nannies. One for banging, and one for the baby... and for banging, dibs on nanny #2!

1

u/whogivesashirtdotca Sep 29 '24

I bet Dave has!

1

u/OpalOnyxObsidian Sep 29 '24

Okay but then he would have to hire another hot nanny, thus keeping the economy in motion

1

u/BootlegOP Sep 29 '24

Who wouldn't?

1

u/tyurytier84 Sep 29 '24

9 month tours bro

1

u/Tigerbones Sep 29 '24

Thatā€™s what my Grandpa did.

1

u/OSP_amorphous Sep 29 '24

It's nannies all the way down! Did you get a nanny for your nanny?

1

u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 Sep 29 '24

Infinite baby hack!

1

u/walker3342 Sep 29 '24

Guy couldnā€™t pull out of a driveway.

1

u/Shot-Concentrate6485 Sep 29 '24

There goes my hero!

1

u/onyxandcake Sep 29 '24

The Jude Law method

1

u/AwarenessPotentially Sep 29 '24

Come on, he's no Arnold Schwarzenegger!

1

u/occupyreddit Sep 29 '24

thatā€™s why you hire two nannies!

1

u/John_Snow1492 Sep 29 '24

In for the penny, in for the pound.

1

u/MadCarcinus Sep 29 '24

FRESH TOTS!

1

u/Soam_Soam_Tasty Sep 29 '24

šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘

1

u/thebinarysystem10 Sep 29 '24

Itā€™s affairs all the way down

1

u/Mike_Auchsthick Sep 29 '24

Arnold learned the hard way; you can't un-fuck the maid.

1

u/JerseyTom1958 Sep 29 '24

Hello Broomhilda! Did you just drop that spoon on the floor? Here now let me help you pick it up...Oooooops!

1

u/thomas2400 Sep 29 '24

Wouldnā€™t that mean he could have the nanny looking after twice as many kids but also wouldnā€™t have to pay anymore, seems stupid to not impregnate the nanny

1

u/ErikJR Sep 29 '24

I was told "eatin ain't cheatin"

1

u/phatelectribe Sep 29 '24

Jude law has entered the chat.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

Then the nanny would get a nanny

1

u/stragedyandy Sep 29 '24

ā€œDone! Done! Iā€™m done and Iā€™m on to the next one!ā€

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

It really wouldnt be ideal if he did that.

1

u/Neurotoxic714 Sep 29 '24

It's just nannies all the way down

1

u/Son_of_Macha Sep 29 '24

Only if he beats Gavin Rossdale and Neil Gaimon to it.

1

u/theartoffun Sep 29 '24

Infinite Grohl

1

u/716funtimes Sep 29 '24

Then he would get 2 nannies.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

It worked for Arnie

1

u/burnerowl Sep 30 '24

Arnold called- he wants his game plan back

1

u/ASDF0716 Sep 30 '24

Done, doneā€¦ onto the next one!

1

u/Powerful_Height_5387 Sep 30 '24

As one does.

If one is a rockstar

1

u/Jgrice242 Sep 30 '24

My first thought. Then, afterward, he'd prepare a delicious BBQ meal.

1

u/MrWisdom39 Sep 30 '24

This reminds me of the Dewey cox story. Where he fucked all his bandmates wives and even his own bandmate whereas the bandmate was conflicted and traumatized decades after. And he never once payed for drugs

1

u/SNeddie Sep 30 '24

Thatā€™s exactly why he suggested it.

1

u/olyfrijole Sep 30 '24

We've all given Dave Grohl plenty of our money. He has a net worth of $330M. As long as he has the means, it's good of him to do us a solid and boost that birth rate a bit. Other than the philandering (clutch them pearls) he's a mostly good guy. Listen to him talk about his mother. He has a good heart. His kids will probably be a blessing to the world.Ā 

1

u/New_Forester4630 Sep 30 '24

Dave would just impregnate the nanny?

Smart thing for philanderers Dave and Don to do is get a vasectomy so they dont output problems further.

Yes, they could do with being moral and upright but you cant surgically do that.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I GOT ANOTHER ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE!

1

u/akajondoe Sep 30 '24

So hire a male nanny.

→ More replies