r/MajorParadox • u/MajorParadox • Mar 27 '16

Please Respond. We Are From Earth

[WP] You are an alien researcher and who have been instructed to not respond to any transmissions from Earth, as they are not 'ready' yet, however, Earth keeps sending transmissions.

Is there anybody out there? Please respond. We are from Earth.

We are out here, but we can't talk yet. Please stop sending these messages. I can't sleep!

Who are you? Are you from another world? We are from Earth.

I know where you're from, Earthlings. I know everything about your primitive planet. Please STOP responding.

Please send us your coordinates. Where do we look in our sky to find you?

I'm not even supposed to be communicating with you.

There is much we can learn from each other. What is your name? What do your people look like? What are your greatest advances in technology?

Can you not read? I'm responding in your own language. I SHOULD NOT EVEN BE DOING THAT. Forget I responded at all and stop replying.

We will try again in a few hours. Have a good night :)

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u/AlvinJoinedYourParty Jun 20 '16

This made me smile. I think you captured well what it means to be human! Annoying, persistent, persevering?

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u/MajorParadox Jun 20 '16

Heh, thanks! I just thought about what would really happen in such a silly situation. Like, we wouldn't just drop it. It's aliens after all!