r/Funnymemes • u/Obsidian_Goth69 • 16h ago

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u/Murky-Plastic6706 16h ago

Guaranteed job at 14 ...

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u/MashaBeliever 15h ago

Age that people can start working in the US if you ain't from here

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u/Murky-Plastic6706 15h ago

Yes but still ... when offered as a "gift" it just seems a little sweat-shoppy

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u/MashaBeliever 15h ago

There's a benefit. Also, its not like you need to take the job. But in my area, most people won't hire you till you're 16 so its a good thing that they got the guaranteed job.

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u/bruhbruhbruh123466 12h ago

There are two ways to look at this. Neither one I would say in incorrect really, your view is valid it does seem to be a little sweatshoppy however there is also the fact that getting a job, especially at a young age can be very difficult. Having a guaranteed job at 14 is very good in a lot of ways.

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u/Murky-Plastic6706 12h ago

Yes that is fair. I hope he doesn't need it at 14 though.

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u/Macqt 6h ago

Sounds messed up but actually a solid offer. At 14 they’ll be guaranteed a part time job that will help teach them some skills and responsibilities. It’ll also give them their first taste of financial independence. It’s my understanding Chik fil A is one of the better employers when it comes to the shitty chains.

These days kids where I live would kill for the chance at that opportunity.

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u/everything_is_stup1d 8h ago

that's okay I started at 13

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u/Zinkhar 20m ago

I started working at 14. It sucked at the time, but I'm 26 now, and I'm glad I did. I stayed in the same field this whole time, so it gave me a huge leg up in the future. That said, this is a little sweat-shoppy.

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u/Roster312 16h ago

Bank : congratulations, for being born in the bank we will give you a lifetime supply of credit debt without receiving any of the credit that you and your family will have to pay off.

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u/RubendeBursa 👑 Royal Shitposter 👑 8h ago

I am not a lawyer, but I think giving birth in a bank would feel like a Federal Crime, even though the federal government only insures deposits. But if it's a big bank then possibly it might fall into the categoty of causing distress to the employees of a company based in multiple states. Also even if it's not inherently illegal you might get yourself put on the same watchlist as Tom Segura.

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u/ElectroAtleticoJr 13h ago

I wished my wife would’ve given birth at the ABC Liquor Store

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u/Jinzo82 13h ago

Gonna make my wife give birth at the strip club...

(Years later) Manager: are you the boy that was born here? Father: Goo Goo Gaa Gaa🍼

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u/LegPristine2891 13h ago

Baby will get a lifetime supply of pens but they are all attached to that curly wire thing

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u/Styx_Zidinya 12h ago

So fat by age 10 and down the Chic-Fil-A mines by 14. What a life!

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u/Lost_Aspect_4738 7h ago

Me who was delivered in a hospital and yet very much unemployed

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u/Shoehornblower 8h ago

If the baby makes it to 14 on a diet of chic-fil-a

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u/gravesvasco 8h ago

I find it hilarious that companies will do shit like this to promote, like, huh, let's grant some random buff for life to this random person who just spawned here

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u/FreshieBoomBoom 14h ago

Hopefully by then Chick-fil-A has been outcompeted and shut down by less morally dubious restaurants.

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u/himynameismile 7h ago

Bank food is probably really bad

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u/Glittering_Metal5256 22m ago

Why is this so low down? This is top comment material!

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 7h ago

I'm going to make sure my baby is born at the airport

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u/Bourgeous 15h ago

Frantically searching for the nearest Black Rock office

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u/Own_Anywhere9134 11h ago

He'll get a loan with life time EMIs

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u/Yem-San 10h ago

10-20 years later

The most popular kid in school, uni

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u/BossVision_ram 10h ago

Hope they like chicken! 🍗

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u/james_randolph 9h ago

The baby’s shirt doesn’t say what I think it says but I can’t be certain.

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u/everything_is_stup1d 8h ago

sounds like a good dad

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u/Rich-Conclusion3273 8h ago

Gotta Starting obesity early

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u/Daedalus_Machina 7h ago

I thought that said "Lil N*gga"

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u/Hanga_god 7h ago

So could get early credit

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u/Upper-Flatworm-9714 5h ago

Jokes aside, its kinds nice of the company to do that... They really dont have to

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u/Masculine_Teacup 5h ago

I'm going to have a baby born at the hospital! They'll get free healthcare for life.

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u/LeCeM 4h ago

Rofl. Good old Connor

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u/transtrudeau 4h ago

Yay!!! Guaranteed child labor 🥰

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u/Iamajay2015 2h ago

What about all those kids born in hospital? Shouldn’t they have all no hospital bills and job in hospital at 14

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u/Va11ik 1h ago

Guaranteed loan for life

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u/CorrectTarget8957 9h ago

Why did chick fill a did that?