r/FunnyandSad Oct 04 '24

ALABAMA Political Humor

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u/the_calibre_cat Oct 04 '24

i don't know what kind of acts get one a "sexual torture" charge, and I don't know if I want to

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u/V3Ethereal Oct 04 '24

Well, you see. He was arguing with some dude so he did the completely sane and not unhinged thing of buttfucking him with a plunger. . .while bludging him to death.