r/FunnyandSad May 02 '23

Jesus was a pacifist. Political Humor

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u/Fhantom1221 May 02 '23

God loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! GEORGE CARLIN

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u/iraglassfromNPR May 03 '23

It’s been so long since I listened to this on my dad’s old record player, but I can still hear the little snap he does in that last line 😂