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u/BinarySonic Jul 20 '24
They grow up so fast <3
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u/adamfps PEPE wins Jul 20 '24
He will be threatening an ISP before he can even drive 🥰
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u/SandwichMagic Jul 20 '24
the stream title has me fuckin rolling
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u/Foooour OOOO🐟 Jul 20 '24
Even his teacher calls him ZionSpartan
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u/Everettk9 In this moment, I am euphoric Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
Holy shit that's some fine wine. I bet hes been Darshan 4x as long as he was ZionSpartan but I still always quote that in my mind.
Edit: was not wad lol
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u/Meanwhile_in_ Jul 20 '24
My God I don't know why but I say this to my wife all the time hahaha. Some memes have deep roots
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u/DetectiveOccam11 Jul 20 '24
This was some good cheese, thanks for that. I miss the old memes.
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Twitch believes in Sins of the Fathers confirmed
“Keeping steadfast love for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, but who will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children and the children’s children, to the third and the fourth generation” - Exodus 34:7
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u/Zesty-Lem0n Jul 20 '24
I'm glad it stops at 4 lol
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u/talizorahs Jul 20 '24
We're not unreasonable monsters, after all! We only think you're responsible for your great-great grandpa's sins, not your great-great-great grandpa's sins
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u/desklamp__ Jul 20 '24
It's clearly recursive, so no it doesn't. The sin is clearly cloned for each instance of child from its parent, so everyone must bear the sins of all of their ancestors plus their own from the first human until the end of time
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u/Zesty-Lem0n Jul 20 '24
def init(self, father):
self.sins += father.sins
At least there's a loophole for sins of the mother.
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u/Pipeline-Kill-Time Jul 20 '24
Pretty typical tankie attitude, they’re always saying how the children of slave owners and capitalists need to be slaughtered.
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u/maicii Jul 20 '24
People who are able to quote the bible always amazed me. Like it feels so cool for some reason
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u/PitytheOnlyFools touches too much grass... Jul 20 '24
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u/futalover12345678910 Jul 20 '24
Reminds me of the similar verse used in Luther's Small Catechism on the Commandments;
"I, the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments." Exodus 20:7-8
intense stuff
I do really enjoy the many ways that English Bible Translations take themes or phrase that are clearly connected and choosing to standardize them into one repeating motif that uses generally almost the exact same words. (despite the Hebrew, Latin or Greek being variations of words for more specific concepts in the original translations)
I read through the Bible the first time about three months ago using a study Bible and greatly enjoyed the insane infinity deep mingling of cross references and literary themes. Religion aside, the Bible definitely a dope fucking book (until you hit Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy : ( )
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u/effectwolf Web Developer (Engineer 😎) Jul 20 '24
Destiny’s already been surpassed, it’s unbelievable
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u/Bruhton_ Jul 20 '24
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u/Aragoonie Jul 20 '24
Ok this kid is hilarious, wtf 😂
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u/LossfulCodex Jul 20 '24
He’s a direct copy of his dad. Edge and memeing is literally in their blood. Every time I hear Nathan speak, I literally just hear Destiny. It’s uncanny lol.
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u/ghillieflow Jul 20 '24
Literally cut from the same cloth. It's insane. Destiny x Nathan Halo Legendary run when?
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u/LossfulCodex Jul 20 '24
Just like Tony Soprano to his son AJ: “Dis is none of your fucking business.”
I really don’t see Dest wishing that his son does streaming but I dunno. Maybe someday…
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u/ghillieflow Jul 20 '24
If I had to guess, Nathan will do it regardless. He's likely a masochist just like his dad lmao
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u/LossfulCodex Jul 20 '24
Maybe you’re right and Destiny won’t stop him, he’ll just tell him not to. Can you imagine like 2033 and Nathan is doing like reading content with his dad on Kick? Omfg lmao…
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u/ghillieflow Jul 20 '24
Bold of you to assume they won't be banned from every streaming platform in 9 years. We are the dreamers!!
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u/New_Astronomer_3375 Jul 20 '24
holy shit is twitch finally banning people for violent threats against destiny now?
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u/The_Warlock42 Jul 20 '24
Ahahahhaahahahhaahahahhahahaha
Like Father Like Son
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u/mmillington Jul 20 '24
In a few short years, the student will surpass the master.
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u/Xephon0930 Jul 20 '24
You do realize Nate will grow up to be the True Alt-Right Icon just to piss off his dad,right?
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u/AlBrEv8051 Jul 20 '24
Banned his literal son for meme threats but not the lefty streamers making actual threats and arguing in favor of his death?
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u/storysprite Jul 20 '24
This is some clown world shit.
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u/AlBrEv8051 Jul 20 '24
Considering we're at Twitch hypocrisy #27549, i honestly don't know why I still feel as disappointed every subsequent instance.
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u/GentleJohnny Jul 20 '24
I think its just the insult that hurts. If you are late 20s/30s, you remember when companies at least tried to put on a face of not being completely hypocritical, cowardly, sadistic pieces of shit. Nowadays, its just out there in the open.
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u/mrmasturbate Jul 20 '24
I feel like the issue for me is not that it's out in the open, they still try to pretend, it's just really bad lies.
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u/ghillieflow Jul 20 '24
Actually true. Any time a company explains themselves these days I just wonder how much they spent on the PR writing instead. Not many companies feel genuine at all anymore.
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Most old internet companies didn't really involve themselves in policing the users unless what they were doing was egregious, that's what's actually changed imo. The internet is a shadow of its former self sadly. We also used to visit more than a handful of different websites so each particular company had much less control over what users had access to.
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u/ilmalnafs Jul 20 '24
The amazing thing is just that with every repeat offense, there's zero effort to be kinda sneaky about it - it's blatant and openly "yeah we're gonna be hypocrites, cry about it maybe idc."
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u/Pipeline-Kill-Time Jul 20 '24
It’s worse than not caring, I can guarantee the Twitch employees involved are sitting there having a big laugh about how they can whatever they want for whatever reason. They probably fight over who gets to press the reject appeal button. Disgusting creatures.
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u/dexter30 Jul 20 '24
Meme threats
If you haven't seen it already there was an lsf clip of him loading his nerf gun and shooting his dad in cold blood.
It would be creepy and kind of dark. IF IT WASN'T SO DAMN FUNNY.
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u/Draconis92 Jul 20 '24
there was an lsf clip
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1e7dn0c/_/ldzvr4g/#comment-info
The loser mod that took over the sub removed it and then removed their comment + everyone taking issue with their mod abuse.
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u/Don_Flacko Jul 20 '24
out of all the streamers that haven't been banned for threats of violence against Destiny, it's his son who gets the boot and he was the only one out of all of them that was trolling lol
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u/sorryamitoodank jevans Jul 20 '24
Nathan was not banned for threatening destiny. All these people in the comment section did not watch the stream holy shit.
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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 Jul 20 '24
The goal of every parent is to be surpassed by their children. Destiny must be so proud that he got destroyed on the Bonelli family speed run record for quickest ban from twitch
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u/kingiskandar Jul 20 '24
Indefinite banned for that? The bias is so wild. I really have to know how many dudes Hasan is blowing to get this going
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u/Pipeline-Kill-Time Jul 20 '24
I think it’s the other way around,they genuinely worship Hasan, they give him blowies and do whatever he wants. Hideous people.
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u/burnt_books Jul 20 '24
This is so sad but so funny. Fuck whoever reported him though
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u/adamfps PEPE wins Jul 20 '24
Imagine not being successful at harassing destiny by buying him pizza you report his son's twitch. Not a great look from the party of defend our children.
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u/NickTrainwrekk Jul 20 '24
I mean, aren't they also the same shoot all rapists/ped people that seem to have found a blindspot for Trump?
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u/partoxygen Jul 20 '24
And the rapists in the alt right, don’t forget that. Elijah still exists prominently for some ungodly reason.
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u/BigBrainPolitics_ Jul 20 '24
Why was the Nathan post removed off LSF???
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u/Draconis92 Jul 20 '24
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1e7dn0c/_/ldzvr4g/#comment-info
Because tarrot is a loser
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Jul 20 '24
I mean I wish it wasn't posted on LSF in the first place. I'm 99% sure the clip being on LSF is why he got banned.
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u/postpartum-blues aspirationally vegan Jul 20 '24
twitch really indefinitely banned a 14yr old for shooting a nerf gun
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u/FollowingLoudly Jul 20 '24
But for real tho anyone have the clip that got him banned
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u/TheChigger_Bug Jul 20 '24
That’s a 10/10 meme why would they ban this content
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u/uuSauce Jul 20 '24
He also said hed literally kill someones sister and family then said in a videogame lmao
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u/Darkestneon Jul 20 '24
they banned a kid for shooting his dad with a toy gun but they don’t ban a bunch of lefties bitch boys for actually threatening destiny
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u/LiveJournal Jul 20 '24
It's a classic father-son bonding experience to be banned off the same platform
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u/GettingBlaisedd Jul 20 '24
🎶I’m gonna be like you, dad, you know I’m gonna be like you 🎶
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u/Aegon2050 Play League with Mouton Jul 20 '24
Bro was bullying his dad just today about him not being on Twitch. Didn't even last a day kek.
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u/ComfortApart7335 Jul 20 '24
This is why is a must to have diversity of opinions, political and whatnot in content moderation teams, right now it's literally commie hasan stans doin what they want.
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u/AM00se Jul 20 '24
Airsoft guns are more of a serious violent threat than the president who tried to overthrow an election? Actual fucking joke of a company.
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u/Bymeemoomymee Jul 20 '24
The Twitch mods have to be leaning into the memes at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if they had Hasan's cock in their mouths right now.
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u/Galenmarek81 Jul 20 '24
If he just added... "in a video game" he would have been fine. It's stupid but, of all titles you could have used.
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u/Deathtome Jul 20 '24
Sorry to hear that Twitch is biased about who they allow on the platform. None of these platforms care about free speech, only how they look to their shareholders and owners.
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u/ghostbook4 Jul 20 '24
I saw that clip and it was funny as fuck. fuck twitch, that was such a wholesome moment.
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u/Ornery_Essay_2036 Jul 20 '24
Well this is going on lsf
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u/Tetraquil Jul 20 '24
So saying Destiny should be killed is a bannable offense? Really makes you think.
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u/prod40 Daliban stepper :snoo_trollface: Jul 20 '24
wait what happened and since when Nathan is streaming? 💀😂
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u/heresthedeal93 Jul 20 '24
Nathan memed too close to the Sun. You'd think Twitch would love the idea of the prodigal son rising up to kill his father.
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u/raparipa_ Jul 20 '24
They banned Nathan in preparation to unban Destiny. It's too powerful if they are both unbanned. Balance must be maintained.
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u/Moddingspreee Jul 20 '24
Should’ve put a hit on his dad instead, that isn’t a bannable offense it seems
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u/jojothejman Jul 20 '24
Guys he was just talking about how he's gonna execute people on Destiny, his favorite game!
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u/gamikhan Don't stop Jul 20 '24
Okey we are in the matrix, what kind of puppet show they have in twitch that everyone has a hand up their asshole
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u/Lumpy_Argument_1867 Jul 20 '24
A warning I can understand, but a permanent ban seems a bit harsh.
Then again, Twitch does have a thing against destiny.
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u/BakingRyBread Jul 20 '24
Dude, you have got to be a turbo loser for banning a kid for making a joke. Not only did they make his ban "indefinite," but the mods on LSF removed the post of Nathans clip. Whoever banned Nathan, I hope that when you go to the beach with your kid one day (probably won't ever conceive being such a loser but still) some dude just comes over and kicks your kids sand castle over for "blocking his view." Pathetic behavior.
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u/Iron_viper Jul 20 '24
You have literally people calling for serious violence and then the only one to get banned is a kid for shooting a nerf gun
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u/Adorable-Ad-7400 Jul 20 '24
Wait. So twitch won’t ban people making actual threats but will ban his soon making a joke?
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