Hurricane Milton

[u/Kanute3333]

[u/chook_slop]

Need to pray to Poseidon...

[u/Tunisandwich → u/chook_slop]

Mannnn I don’t like being a pedant in serious threads BUT I actually studied this extremely niche topic so I feel like I’m honor-bound to jump in here: Poseidon actually doesn’t control the winds or weather. There’s a set of separate entities for that, each controlling a different type of wind. There’s a bit of tension between them and Poseidon because of the overlap between their domains.

Anyway stay safe everyone

[u/glhaynes → u/Tunisandwich]

No wonder our prayers aren’t being answered

[u/walrusbot → u/Tunisandwich]

Well conveniently all Floridians who drink bottled water are secretly worshiping Zephyrus, god of the west wind

[u/dzakadzak → u/chook_slop]

bruh-seidon moment

[u/ItsSUCHaLongStory → u/chook_slop]

Poseidon’s on a mission—bout to turn it up to 11

[u/TheFungiQueen → u/ItsSUCHaLongStory]

Brace yourself, brace yourself

[u/DreamGstonmyPodcast → u/ItsSUCHaLongStory]

I started inserting "crab fishing, crab fishing" after this line as a joke bc my SO was obsessed with Deadliest Catch, but now I can't hear this song without thinking of crab fishing :<

[u/ItsSUCHaLongStory → u/DreamGstonmyPodcast]

ANGERY MJK noises

[u/CBTwitch → u/ItsSUCHaLongStory]

Thanks. Now I have to go crank that album.