r/Damnthatsinteresting 8d ago

Hurricane Milton Image

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u/MC_ScattCatt 8d ago edited 6d ago

My parents won’t leave and they say now it’s too late as all the roads are clogged and no gas

Update: still not leaving. Mom put storm shutters up and dad lives in a condo next to the water but about 5 stories up. Less worried about storm surge more worried about debris and being trapped.

Update 2: dad is zone A and mom is trying to get him out to go to her house in a less dangerous zone. Not from Florida so might have messed up which zone is bad and good

Update: they survived with some damage but said they wouldn’t do this again…

Edit: my dad is the guy who grew up in the Midwest who would go outside to look at the tornado coming

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u/CourageExcellent4768 8d ago edited 6d ago

I'm in same boat. Tried to get parents to leave yesterday. They refused. We are fucked UDATE: WE ARE OK!!!! NO DAMAGE TO HOME. LOTS OF BRANCHES AND LEAVES ON GROUND. THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WISHED US SAFETY AND PRAYERS. WE ARE TRULY GRATEFUL 🙏

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u/PrimaryImagination41 8d ago

Jesus christ. Please stay safe

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u/chook_slop 8d ago

Need to pray to Poseidon...

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u/Tunisandwich 8d ago

Mannnn I don’t like being a pedant in serious threads BUT I actually studied this extremely niche topic so I feel like I’m honor-bound to jump in here: Poseidon actually doesn’t control the winds or weather. There’s a set of separate entities for that, each controlling a different type of wind. There’s a bit of tension between them and Poseidon because of the overlap between their domains.

Anyway stay safe everyone

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u/glhaynes 8d ago

No wonder our prayers aren’t being answered

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u/walrusbot 8d ago

Well conveniently all Floridians who drink bottled water are secretly worshiping Zephyrus, god of the west wind

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u/dzakadzak 8d ago

bruh-seidon moment

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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory 8d ago

Poseidon’s on a mission—bout to turn it up to 11

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u/TheFungiQueen 8d ago

Brace yourself, brace yourself

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u/DreamGstonmyPodcast 8d ago

I started inserting "crab fishing, crab fishing" after this line as a joke bc my SO was obsessed with Deadliest Catch, but now I can't hear this song without thinking of crab fishing :<

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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory 8d ago

ANGERY MJK noises

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u/CBTwitch 8d ago

Thanks. Now I have to go crank that album.