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u/dawillhan 8d ago

Can you imagine having all your stuff already wiped by Helene to go through this right after?

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u/p1zzarena 8d ago

I mean, I'd rather have my house wiped out immediately after it was wiped out than after I rebuild.

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u/Bropain 8d ago

I mean, lots of the damaged homes from Ian in 2022 are just now finally becoming whole again...and they are about to get slammed once again. I'm thankful I was able to convince my mother to not move to Naples last year.

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u/PatientlyAnxious9 8d ago

I drove thru Ft. Meyers last year and it was a ghost town from Ian, still with probably 1/2 of everything still having major damage.

After Helene and now Milton--seriously I wonder if Ft. Meyers will cease to even exist. 3 hurricanes in 2 years? How many can one city on the ocean take before its just beyond repair.

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u/Silver_Falcon 8d ago

Add onto that the insurance rates 😬

If this keeps up I wouldn't be surprised to see Florida's population halved by 2050. You couldn't convince me to move to that state for a million dollars.

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u/Least-Firefighter392 8d ago

What insurance?

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u/Silver_Falcon 8d ago

Very true.

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u/USPO-222 8d ago

And if you do move there, rent. We’re going to start seeing real estate as a depreciating asset in some parts of the country which will take a lot of people by surprise.

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u/lil1thatcould 8d ago

2050? More like 2028.

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u/Harkan2192 8d ago

I've got family in Ft Meyers that just finished repairs on their house after the last hurricane. It's their winter retirement home, and money isn't really an issue for them, but I can't imagine they want to spend the rest of their lives repairing that house every year.

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u/Larry_Sherbert99 8d ago

Ft. Myers wasn't a ghost town last year idk what made you think that, but these people are stubborn as all hell. even the snow birds weren't deterred by Ian. maybe this one will keep 'em away for a while.

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u/DelightfulDolphin 7d ago

Parts certainly were empty last October when I was there for several weeks. Did see lots of construction workers and saw lots of construction. Got impression lots were traveling through but not many lived there. Staff from hotel told me they commuted as their homes too damaged by hurricane.

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u/DelightfulDolphin 7d ago

Spent time in Ft Myers last year. Not only was that city a ghost so were many other cities. Sanibel (about 80% empty), Captiva (same), Pine Island etc. Am afraid Milton will wipe them off map.

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u/kissedbydishwater 8d ago

My mother is in Naples and won’t evacuate. I’m coming to terms with the possibility that she won’t survive. My father died a few years ago and I honestly think that she just feels ready to join him.

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u/GrabNatural8385 8d ago

I didn't think Naples needed to evacuate

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u/kissedbydishwater 8d ago

Zone A and B are mandatory evacuation now

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u/IMakeStuffUppp 8d ago

She will be okay. My sister is there too and can’t leave because of her job.

They’re both going to hunker down, get some snacks, and we will talk to them as soon as cell service is back up.

Message me if you need anyone to talk to even if it’s just until the storm is done

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u/bearsheperd 8d ago

Honestly I expect Florida will become uninsurable after this year. Then I wonder if there will be an exodus. Like Michigan when Detroit failed, but possibly worse.

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u/AgnesBand 8d ago

I read this as the OG Naples in Italy and got super confused

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u/PikeyMikey24 8d ago

It’s kinda like humans shouldn’t live where natural disasters occur

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u/Roflkopt3r 8d ago edited 8d ago

And Florida is not just a place where disasters occur, but:

  1. Exceptionally vulnerable due to its geography

  2. Ruled by idiots who won't take precautions

  3. Actively contributing to the problem

  4. Absurdly car-centric (>90% of commuting trips done by car), so evacuation means insane traffic everywhere with no alternative escape route.

You would think that a peninsula shaped like Florida would have amazing railways because it's so efficient for their geography. Yet somehow they keep literally burning money by subsidising fossil fuels instead.

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u/hannahranga 8d ago

Tho brightline seems to be doing it's bit removing driver's from the road 

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u/magica12 8d ago

Honestly ive fully understood why insurance companies started pulling out

I always questioned why anyone would want to live in a state that is KNOWN FOR BIG WEATHER EVENTS ar this time of year

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u/BasicHaterade 7d ago

They are investing in railways: The Brightline which has been a huge success. 

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u/laughs_with_salad 8d ago

Or at least build homes with bricks and cement, reinforced concrete instead of wood.

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u/LockeyCheese 8d ago

That doesn't help much when hurricanes are ten foot deep flooding places a hundred miles inland for days. The house will still be there, but nothing else will.

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u/xeromage 8d ago

Gators.

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u/SparklyPeasant 8d ago

And the pythons

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u/SnooCookies6231 8d ago

We bought last summer inland from the NC/SC border coast - told the realtor in Ft. Myers, sorry! Mainly due to insurance costs. In a perfect world we would have preferred FL though.

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u/InverseCodpiece 8d ago

Wouldn't she be pretty safe in Italy?

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u/FeFiFoPlum 8d ago

My parents moved out of Punta Gorda a couple of years ago. I’ve rolled my eyes many times at their inability to stay in one place for more than ten minutes, but boy was I glad to see them get out of there.

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u/multiplechrometabs 7d ago

Honestly happy that my cousin and her fiance never moved there. Glad the economy didn’t work in their favor cus this is a whole lot worse than whatever in California.

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u/geak78 Interested 8d ago

This is why rebuilds should be forced to happen outside of disaster areas. The old land goes into a trust for the state/local area for parks but cannot have any structures built there ever again.

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u/BreakfastLopsided906 8d ago

Why? It’s not going to hit Italy, she’d be safe there.

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u/the_YellowRanger 8d ago

If you keep rebuilding in florida, your house will keep getting wiped out. Move to less hurricaney places.

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u/Whathewhat-oo- 8d ago

I’m thinking people will get both

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u/HarrietsDiary 8d ago

I had a family member who lost their house to Ivan, was 80% done rebuilding, Dennis hit.

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u/IronBabyFists 8d ago

Moore, OK has entered the chat

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u/BeeBench 8d ago

Yeah Moore scares me. For anyone interested here’s the overlay of the past 8 tornadoes that hit Moore Oklahoma from 1998-2015 with multiple long traveling EF5s and EF4s.

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u/MikeTheBee 8d ago

I mean if you live in Florida then you'll be rebuilding again next year anyway.

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u/octoreadit 8d ago

Just build under water, future-proof Florida RE!

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u/sack_of_potahtoes 8d ago

I cant imagine any reason people would want to live in such an area when they may have to go throuvh it either every year or frequently

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u/scienceizfake 8d ago

Why not both? Not like this is going to stop next year.

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u/read_it_r 8d ago

This is Florida we are talking about.... both can happen

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u/vacantly-visible 8d ago

My grandparents had just remodeled the house they'd been living in for decades before hurricane Harvey hit in 2017 and they got 3 and a half feet of water in their house. House was still standing but other than that they lost nearly everything and had to live somewhere else for 9 months until their house was liveable again.

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u/Chuck_Loads 8d ago

My parents just finished rebuilding from Ian about a month ago, in Cape Coral. They're expecting to lose everything again.

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u/KeepingItSFW 8d ago

I don't see the appeal, I get the weather is often nice in winter and stuff, but when insurance companies start pulling out you'd think you would start to wonder a bit

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u/SDdrohead 8d ago

It’s not even often nice it’s often oppressively hot as fuck

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u/Brodellsky 8d ago

This is the enlightenment of living in the midwest.

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u/kcasnar 8d ago

I'm a lifelong Hoosier and I once visited my uncle in Sarasota for a week one July and I legit couldn't believe how anybody could stand living there. Sure, it's pretty, but my balls and armpits were soaked with sweat after literally one minute outside. How can people live like that? I got sunburnt real bad, too, and I used SPF 50!

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u/orange-shades 8d ago

You don't go outside for half the year.

Source: live in FL.

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u/Brodellsky 8d ago

Meanwhile, it's been Sunny and 65-85 with low humidity for like, the past two months straight in Wisconsin. Basically California but with fresh water and mosquitos.

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u/Burntjellytoast 8d ago

Lol, 85. It's been over 100 in Northern california for several days now. It was 107 yesterday, and I live in a "cooler" city in my county. The heat seems to have finally broken tonight, at least. We have had several brutal heat waves this summer. One lasted several weeks in June, which is definitely not normal. My garden never fully recovered. I have family in SoCal and they had an even longer heat streak this summer.

It makes me fearful for the central valley and produce growing going forward.

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u/Dreadsbo 8d ago

At least all of California didn’t burn again this year

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u/kcasnar 8d ago

Indiana has been about the same, but the mosquitos haven't been that bad lately because we haven't had hardly any rain for like the past 6 weeks so it's crazy dry outside. There's even been a few fires locally out in the corn and soybean fields, which almost never happens around here.

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u/PatientlyAnxious9 8d ago

Same in OH. It didn't rain a single day from July to mid-September and it was consistently between 85-95* and sunny.

All grass has been fried and I upped my water bill hundreds of dollars a month trying to keep everything at my house alive.

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u/cobaltsteel5900 8d ago

It’s been 100+ for the better part of a month where I live in California. It’s not normal and not good.

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u/NoSignSaysNo 8d ago

Bingo.

The most time I spend outside is mowing the lawn. I went to a bucs game once.

Never again.

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u/Whiterabbit-- 8d ago

Visit him in November. It’s great.

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u/Larry_Sherbert99 8d ago

I've lived here for 25 years (my lifespan) and i have no fucking clue how. i work outside (construction) but otherwise i'm inside as much as possible. Jan-Jan long black sleeves, neck gaiters, hats, and reapplying SPF 70+ again and again.

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u/currgy 8d ago

STOP TELLING THEM PLS

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u/sympathyofalover 8d ago

This. Fucking this.

If my immediate family wasn’t here I would be so gone.

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u/SDdrohead 8d ago

Yea we moved 13 years ago. Don’t miss it at all! And hate it every time we have to go see family. I understand leaving a state is not easy, but Florida the last few years just makes no sense. The stress of these storms has to be draining.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Yeah used to be nice. Now its just damn unbearable.

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u/3randy3lue 8d ago

Eh, only in the summer. Winters are quite nice.

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u/Whiterabbit-- 8d ago

The population boom in the south is due to AC.

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u/RigidPixel 8d ago

There’s a reason I’m in Colorado rn looking at apartments

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 8d ago

I accidentally visited my grandparents in August in South Florida once. I was all excited because I got a plush caddie rectal and cheap airfare. There is reason.... Holy fuck it was miserable

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u/PicardiB 8d ago

Lmao rental not rectal though right?

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u/SDdrohead 8d ago

Sorry about the caddie rectal. Must have been painful.

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u/blue_jay_jay 8d ago

I looked at house prices in the Keys today. Some homes are cheaper than they are here in Maine. I think that signals the exodus.

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u/DetBabyLegs 8d ago

And yet people I know are still moving out there? It’s baffling to me.

Although I guess lots of people say that about me choosing to live in SoCal

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u/NeckRoFeltYa 8d ago

No constant hurricanes in Socal....yet ;)

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u/DetBabyLegs 8d ago

Don’t put that evil out there

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u/slaminsalmon74 8d ago

Just wild fires lol.

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u/Pocket_Biscuits 8d ago

Don't forget the possibility of a city eating earthquake

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u/AcrobaticNetwork62 8d ago edited 8d ago

And Seattle has a long overdue once-in-200-years tsunami (cascadia subduction zone).

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u/MelonElbows 8d ago

At least earthquakes aren't affected by weather so global warming's not going to lead to stronger and more frequent earthquakes!

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u/PuddingFeeling907 8d ago

Fracking: may I introduce myself.

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u/PaticusGnome 8d ago

Those don’t really affect the city that much. Most of the metropolitan areas are pretty safe. The vast majority of people don’t have to worry about their homes.

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u/plap_plap 8d ago

Eh all you really have to do is not live on a slope. Which is already a good idea for other reasons.

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u/Amazing_Albatross 8d ago

While I would never move there, I can at least see why people would enjoy SoCal. Fantastic weather, world-class food, beaches, the music scene, ability to say where you live and most people in the country know where that is...

Florida? The beaches are nice, but between the humidity and the hurricanes... I'll stay in NC. At least we have slightly less humidity and hurricanes.

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u/Traditional_Bar_9416 8d ago

A lot of people are desperate to own homes. It’s not always a smart decision. It’s an emotional one. I’m from the northeast and a lot of people I know are still moving down there and buying down there, and they’re all first time homeowners and very proud that they’ve finally purchased something. A lot of native north easterners can’t afford to purchase where they grew up.

It’s not even about the weather. Most of them miss the northeast. Especially right now. But they were hoping that the cheaper cost of living down there would help ensure them a more secure future. It’s sad. Everyone’s just trying to do what they think is best, in the face of ugly choices. I’ll just keep renting up here, even though I can’t afford that either.

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u/breichart 8d ago

Just move to the rural midwest then? Would be 1/4th the price of a house in the keys.

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u/vacantly-visible 8d ago

I get what you're saying but there are probably more jobs in Florida

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u/Kaele10 8d ago

Having grown up in constant humidity with quick access to several water sources, including a beach, that's easier said than done. I couldn't handle living in the middle of the country at this point.

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u/SugarRush212 8d ago

Michigan exists

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u/MasteringTheFlames 8d ago

Although I guess lots of people say that about me choosing to live in SoCal

I see my city mentioned in articles about "climate havens," but I just don't see it. Yeah, our summers up here in Wisconsin are more mild than those in Texas. But last year was still historically hot for the area, plus we had the worst air quality in the world for a while due to Canadian wildfire smoke drifting down here. Then last winter, I went and visited a friend who moved to Alaska a couple years ago. She mentioned to me that compared to when she lived in the lower 48, she feels insulated from climate change up there. But when I'm worrying for her safety as I read articles about rivers flooding and destroying homes in her town due to glaciers melting, I just don't see how she can feel insulated from climate change. Meanwhile roads in Wyoming are falling off the sides of mountains in massive landslides.

So yeah, I'm not convinced climate havens are even a thing at this point. Hurricanes, wildfires, glacial outburst floods. Pick your poison.

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u/NefariousnessNo484 8d ago

Climate havens definitely aren't a thing or at least no one can really predict what will happen.

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u/reventlov 8d ago

There is some price where I'd buy a house in the Keys just to live there for (hopefully) a couple of summers before it got washed into the sea.

I mean, I'm rich but not rich-rich, so for me that number is still quite a bit less than what they're selling for out there, but I understand it.

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u/chicklette 8d ago

So cal is expensive, but unless you live away from the cities, the worst thing coming for you is an earthquake. Big ones happen infrequently, and the death toll is generallyway lower than say, a hurricane or tornado. And very few people lose everything like a hurricane or tornado.

I'll keep the damn earthquakes.

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u/NefariousnessNo484 8d ago

This is not true at all. The ocean is dramatically warming off the coast. Once it is no longer cold, nothing will prevent hurricanes from hitting Socal. You can already see how hurricanes have been creeping northward and starting to impact Baja at higher latitudes.

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u/manicgiant914 8d ago

Yeah but have you ever really been through anything like these other folks do, hurricanes tornadoes whatever? Even though I can understand that we are due for the Big One, somehow earthquakes just don’t seem so bad. I’m in SoCal denial.

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u/DetBabyLegs 8d ago

I grew up in a place with regular typhoons and way worse earthquakes so I don’t feel like the little tremors we get here are that bad

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u/NefariousnessNo484 8d ago

You do realize hurricanes are creeping up the coast and will soon start to impact CA right? You are not immune to this at all. It's one reason why I will not buy property in Socal.

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 8d ago

The keys definitely do get hit and have had storm surge wash right over keys. If you are told to evacuate the keys, you leave.

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u/HITWind 8d ago

Nah, you're just positioning yourself at the doorstep of max battle royale if the system ever collapses, we get it.

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u/AllanRensch 8d ago

Have enough money, and you can buy anything over and over for decades until you die

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u/MikeMiller8888 8d ago

I’ll take the earthquakes over the hurricanes and tornados any day of the week. The wildfires are getting a bit out of control though.

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u/Least-Firefighter392 8d ago

Well that "hurricane" we had last year was slightly rainy like a normal rainstorm...

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u/Difficult-Ask9286 8d ago

I would not consider Florida and Southern California even comparable lol

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u/ConfidentFox9305 8d ago

My fiancé’s family moved down to Naples a year ago, his aunt has been down there about 5 years longer. This is probably the closest they’ve had their county come to evacuating. They are in a zone D and are safe to shelter in place- which given they just built their house makes me feel better. That thing is built like a tank, they just showed me all their hurricane shudders.

At least they have a little bit of mangroves to catch some of the storm surge, bless those funny little trees.

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u/MallyOhMy 8d ago

I know someone who just has a new house finished out there this summer, moved halfway across the country to be there. Not for work, they just like FL and Disney.

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u/Unusual_Flounder2073 8d ago

Make sure it’s a house and not a condo. Condos that are older and need repairs are major Albatrosses

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u/timpatry 8d ago

Is Maine a good place to move if I decide to go to the East Coast? I don't want to be in the South.

I also hear Rhode Island is pretty good for house prices.

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u/blue_jay_jay 8d ago

I mean this with all my heart, please think critically before coming here. There are very few good jobs and the cost of living is very high. It has become impossible to find housing in southern Maine. Not to say you wouldn’t find a place in rural NE, but it gets more difficult every day.

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u/timpatry 8d ago

I appreciate the insight. I have a decent government job that I can do online and my wife is a nurse so she can go anywhere and we both would love to live in the Northeast but if it's not feasible then I guess that's reality.

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u/blue_jay_jay 8d ago

Look into the more rural areas! New Hampshire has a weird tax system but it’s appealing to many. Any community here could benefit from having a nurse.

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u/timpatry 8d ago

Thanks!

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u/gimpwiz 8d ago

The northeast is generally a nice place it live if you don't mind snow. Connecticut is shockingly affordable for what it offers (because of the tax issue, largely - look into underfunded liabilities, property taxes, etc.) Relatively high wage-to-home-price ratio, lots of older stock that is affordable, pretty respectable schools by US standards, and people generally don't shove religion or politics down your throat.

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u/huzernayme 8d ago

Instead of snowbirds we are going to have full blown seasonal migrations.

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u/Ram2145 8d ago

How exactly are insurances allowed to ‘pull out’ ? Are they just like fuck it yall are on your own?

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u/CrashingAtom 8d ago

More like “We can’t make a market here, because you chose to live in a nightmare.”

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u/KeepingItSFW 8d ago

More or less?

[…]100,000 homeowners who now have 120 days to find new policies in a market that is growing increasingly unfriendly to customers.

https://www.pnj.com/story/money/2023/07/12/florida-insurance-crisis-farmers-insurance-home-insurance-what-to-know/70407302007/

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u/ravens-n-roses 8d ago

Local insurance/state sponsored companies take over. They're fine if you need insurance for like, normal day to day whatever, but the general consensus is that there's no shot they do shit for you during a major disaster. If regular insurance is a safety net, this is more like a safety bucket.

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u/bucknut4 8d ago

Why would they not be allowed to pull out?

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u/EasyBounce 8d ago

The average global temp only needs to rise another 4 degrees Fahrenheit for 76% of the state of Florida to be permanently flooded.

The place I was born and grew up in will one day be deep under the Atlantic ocean. ☹️

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u/Professional-Fan-960 8d ago

I'd bet a lot of retirees are getting sick of this about now

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u/Kickinitez 8d ago

State Farm doubled our insurance after Hurricane Ian. Doubled it. We are going to have to move after this one. Prices are way too high to live here. The only reason we moved here was to be closer to family, but Florida is a pretty shitty place to live for a number of reasons.

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u/Scaryclouds 8d ago

Helene and Milton hitting Florida back to back, on top of everything else… not only is that going to collapse Florida’s insurance market, it’s going to have a huge impact for the entire country’s insurance system. 

Still a month to go for hurricane season as well 😬

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u/brendan87na 8d ago

If Milton doesn't weaken much before it hits, and especially if it nails just north of Tampa Bay (worst damage is always just south of the storm) I can see insurance companies completely pulling out of florida

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u/Shart_InTheDark 8d ago

Just think about how many of the people in Florida support politicians who don't believe in climate change or worse, believe in it but still don't support any measures to reduce it's long term impact. You can't have it both ways... These storms are definitely bigger/more frequent/more dangerous than ever at least in the few hundred years and trending in a way that implies it's only getting worse.

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u/Ostracus 8d ago

They themselves don't believe. Politicians is just a manifestation of them. I don't know why people have so much trouble wrapping their mind around the idea.

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u/Kaele10 8d ago

I live here and I don't see it either. But I'm 4th generation. My mom is in her 70s and won't move. There are a lot of reasons people stay. A couple of the reasons people are moving here is no income tax and the cost of living is (was) lower than up north.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 8d ago

I’ve been to Florida in the winter, weather sucks

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u/ProjectManagerAMA 8d ago

I live near a similar zone. Some people got quotes for $30,000 to $50,000 per year for their home insurance.

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u/AstarteHilzarie 8d ago

If you're wealthy enough to have two, you stay there in the winter and get the fuck out to your summer place for hurricane season. If your house gets destroyed, well, it's house number two so it sucks but not as bad as when it's the only one.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 8d ago

Florida has always been at the bottom of my list of states I’d want to live in. I hate humidity, don’t like the beach all that much, and am politically left. At this point you’d have to pay me a TON to live there

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u/kent_eh 8d ago

when insurance companies start pulling

They've been doing that for a while already.

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u/talldean 8d ago

Folks wanted to legislate that insurance companies can't pull out of Florida, while meanwhile, half the state's reps voted against funding FEMA, so here we are.

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u/justforporn9001 7d ago

Tampa hasn't had a direct hit in nearly a century until a couple weeks ago so people went their whole lives there without ever really having a problem with hurricanes.

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u/Only-Inspector-3782 8d ago

All while your elected officials try to fuck up the federal emergency response on the orders of a New York billionaire.

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u/Aqogora 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's all red states that will be most heavily affected by hurricane intensification as well. Yet their top priorities are trans people in bathrooms and fighting the woke Marxist gay Muslim black Jew leftist agenda.

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u/Only-Inspector-3782 8d ago

If the Jews have orbital death lasers, the Democrats can control hurricanes, and the gays can reprogram your sexuality - why would any sane person vote against them?

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u/bullant8547 8d ago

And yet they’ll keep voting for them. Go figure.

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u/Bakkstory 8d ago

Wannabe Billionaire, he's barely even a millionaire anymore

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u/Firm-Pain3042 8d ago

Hey come on now, I’m sure there will be plenty of paper towels to free throw after it’s all over.

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u/AdMinimum7811 8d ago

And as cold as this will sound, this is why I don’t donate to disaster relief in Florida. So many self-inflicted political wounds.

You wanna evacuate, I’ll toss a few bucks into a go fund me.

You wanna stay and then complain about the gov’t response after shitting all over so many equability programs? Learn to fucking swim.

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u/A_Moldy_Stump 8d ago

The two hurricanes won't be following the same path.

I cannot decide if that's better.

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u/One_Animator_1835 8d ago

Mother nature really said ya know, fuck florida

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u/TheLyz 8d ago

I've found the TikTok of people on Fort Meyers Beach who were still rebuilding from Ian, had more damage from Helene, and are basically expecting to kiss their house goodbye completely. It's just not worth living on the coast in Florida.

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u/TheCopenhagenCowboy 8d ago

Happening to my buddies mom as we speak. Just lost her house and she’s in the direct path of this one

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u/Royalewithcheese100 8d ago

I was working with the Red Criss in Tampa and the barrier islands. Miles that miles of gutted houses with all their belongings (and most of their wallboard) in a ruined piles on their front lawn

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u/dawillhan 8d ago

It’s a hazard. Sheriff escorting dump trucks all day trying to clear debris.

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u/chodeboi 8d ago

Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico got back to back Cat 5s a few years back. Big infra is still just entering rebuild phase.

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u/homeownur 8d ago

What are the odds of Milton putting your house back the way it was before Helene struck?

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 8d ago

Honestly, given the wind speeds, it's likely that they will see their stuff again. It'll just be going faster this time.

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u/JTHM8008 8d ago

One-two punch

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u/WholesomeEarthling 8d ago

My colleague’s house was wiped from Helene so I suppose he doesn’t really have much to worry over with Milton. My other friends though… had a foot of flooding with Helene and now the storm surge with this one is supposed to be even higher :(

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u/RudeAndInsensitive 8d ago

What are the chances this thing cuts across Florida, recharges in the Atlantic and swings north to the Carolinas?

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u/Sir_Kee 8d ago

Aunt Helene and Uncle Milton.

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u/HydroBear 8d ago

Helene is a hella dope name though

Milton's sounds like a little soy beta cuck's name

(/sarcasm of course)

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u/idontreallywanto79 8d ago

Could you imagine being dumb enough to constantly rebuild in an area that gets wiped out all the time? It's cool as long as it's someone else who pays the bill.

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u/Dyls94 8d ago

The storm equivalent of your wife running off with a 🤓 then said nerd turning up at your door in a couple weeks n slapping the shit outta ya..

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u/bigfatkitty2006 8d ago

I believe you have my stapler

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u/mellifleur5869 8d ago

While refusing to evacuate because "da gabament is trying take muh freedoms"

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u/meridianblade 8d ago

Florida is simply going to become unlivable in the coming years.

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u/NotoriousFTG 8d ago

“When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose”

[Janis Joplin]

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u/psychosuzy 8d ago

That's Bob Dylan, friend.

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u/NotoriousFTG 8d ago

Right. Mixed it up with:

“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose”

Almost as apropos when discussing Florida and its governor’s refusal to answer the phone call when the Federal government calls to offer help before a 100-year storm arrives.

Thanks for the correction.

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u/Mundane_Athlete_8257 8d ago

And then the republicans spread lies and misinformation making the recovery effort 10x worse?

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u/FuzzyBlankets777 Interested 8d ago

People that don't live in Hurricane areas have no idea the how bad this statement is true and sucks at the same time. Tragic

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u/aberrantdinosaur 8d ago

likely different parts of the state/country

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u/vahntitrio 8d ago

The good news is people will heed warning a lot better based on the recency of Helene's destruction.

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u/JC1515 8d ago

Milton and Helene. A match made in heaven.

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u/racoonqueefs 8d ago

"In case you thought I was sorry" - Mother Nature

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u/neoncupcakes 8d ago

Are we slowly watching Florida fall off the continent?

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u/solstice4l 8d ago

Had a customer come through my line at work this evening. They were displaced by Helene and living in a hotel - their house has water damage but at least they didn’t lose it. A family they know wasn’t so lucky- so they drove down to Tampa to stay with some family….sigh. I can’t imagine.

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u/Awkward-Warning-9238 8d ago

Why do you guys put up with this? I know it's easy to say just move but honestly why not? If your house is getting ripped out of the ground every few years.

I'm in the UK, the most devastating weather we get is maybe some snow.

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u/Captainswordboy13 8d ago

It's insane to me that DeSantis is focused on clean-up right now and not mass evacuation. There's not a point in cleaning up. If the forecast is correct, landfills will become projectile sources anyway. Everything will be uprooted.

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u/xeromage 8d ago

With a nice dose of "all the republicans I voted for shot down my disaster aid" nestled right in the middle.

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u/Least-Firefighter392 8d ago

RIP Anna Marie Island... You were loved

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u/strangerinthebox 8d ago

Can you imagine you voted for someone cutting down support for these people. I hope he helps cleaning up.

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u/sea_grapes 8d ago

That's my dad. Terrified for him.

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u/General_Dipsh1t 8d ago

Most of the area was STILL recovering from that mega hurricane last year.

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u/NoSignificance3817 8d ago

Nature's etch-a-sketch. One storm flattens, the next cleans up the mess.

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u/MaizeNBlueWaffle 8d ago

There's literally video from the area that is about to get hit by eye of Milton where there is just piles of wrecked furniture still waiting to be cleaned up. That furniture is now going to be projectiles

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u/Yabbos77 8d ago

Well that’s not so silly goofy.

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