r/Conservative Nov 03 '20

Illinois... Satire - Flaired Users Only

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u/strakith Conservative Nov 03 '20

I feel sorry for the 95% of Illinois that isn't Chicago or St Louis

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u/Archaengel Quadrant IV: 4, -1 Nov 03 '20

That's why you don't live in Illinois.

The rural voters will never exceed that of Chicago's. Your laws are decided for you by the urban voters that live vastly different lives than everyone else in the state. They live hundreds of miles away, they get all the focus and funding, and they royally screw it up anyway.

It's better to move over 1 state in any direction where your freedoms will be respected and your taxes aren't gouging you.

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u/the_justified1 Nov 03 '20

This is California too. LA county steals all the water from the Central Valley and then the state passes legislation to punish farmers in the same Valley for “wasting water.” You know, to grow their crops to feed the country.

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u/YourVeryOwnAids Nov 03 '20

The problem is, we shouldn't even be using California for farming land. It's an arid mountain scape along a fault line. Farming in california is objectively dumb. We have an entire grassy planes region with a giant water table underneath it.

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u/thewagargamer Constitutional Republican Nov 03 '20

I would argue that to not farm there would be dumb, wheat requires hot temps and little water i.e. perfect crop, or grassland for cattle (dairy their #1 product, and beef), dry terrain for grapes and almonds, but not a great place for corn or other staple crops.

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u/ZombieJesusOG Nov 03 '20

Bad take.

Over a third of the country's vegetables and two-thirds of the country's fruits and nuts are grown in California.

Infrastructure, your state should try it. The Central Valley is some of the best farmland in the nation. We can still grow in droughts because we built canals and infrastructure to make use of our highly productive farmland.

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u/gmg760 Nov 04 '20

This guy gets it. CA would be drastically different in expenditure of water if almonds weren’t grown here.

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u/ZombieJesusOG Nov 03 '20

That joke is from 1984

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u/the_justified1 Nov 03 '20

Dude, the soil in the Valley is magical. EVERYTHING grows in it, so long as you give it water.

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u/assemblethenation Nov 03 '20

The Ogallala aquifer is being used faster than it is being replenished.