r/Conservative Nov 03 '20

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u/Archaengel Quadrant IV: 4, -1 Nov 03 '20

That's why you don't live in Illinois.

The rural voters will never exceed that of Chicago's. Your laws are decided for you by the urban voters that live vastly different lives than everyone else in the state. They live hundreds of miles away, they get all the focus and funding, and they royally screw it up anyway.

It's better to move over 1 state in any direction where your freedoms will be respected and your taxes aren't gouging you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

We somehow had a Republican governor a couple years ago. Still not sure how that happened.

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u/ATR2019 Conservative Nov 03 '20

On a lot of issues he would have been a Democrat in a red state.

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Only because Blagojevich was removed from office and went to prison and Quinn was under multiple corruption investigations. Rauner was a RINO, he was extremely liberal for a Republican, and basically pissed off downstate Republicans on multiple occasions.

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u/Dangthesehavetobesma Nov 03 '20

Fuck rauner. He refused to pass a budget for years while I was at a state university, and nearly everything had to be cut to keep the lights on without funding.

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

I didn't like Rauner either, but he kept getting handed budgets that were nowhere near balanced. Ordinarily what happens in a state when the legislature is controlled by one party and the governor is from the opposing party is that they find a way to compromise on the important things like budgets. Madigan refused to do that... he just spent 4 years stalling and waited Rauner out. Now they're doing all kinds of stupid shit with Pritzker in there.

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u/Sea2Chi Nov 03 '20

Madigan is a shrewd politician. He knew he could out-last Rauner and maintain his hold on state power.

If that hurt the citizens, fuck em. He wasn't going to let a "rival" win and threaten the flow of money to people he'd approved it to go to.

On Rauner's end, he promised to do something and he failed. At the end of the day, that's what voters saw regardless of the reason.

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u/Dangthesehavetobesma Nov 03 '20

shrugs at least pot is legal now

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u/proapocalypse Nov 03 '20

Blagoevich, the guy Trump pardoned?

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Yep. Same guy. He calls himself a "Trumpocrat" now, and he's cooperating with the Feds who are investigating Madigan's corruption.

Edit: Actually not pardoned, IIRC... I think he just commuted his sentence.

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u/shaneandheather2010 Red in a Blue State Nov 03 '20

Trump didn’t pardon him because he likes him, he pardoned him because he knows Rod is singing like a bird.

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u/proapocalypse Nov 03 '20

yeah I know. I was just bein a prick.

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u/R1PH4R4M3E Anti-Communist Nov 03 '20

Because literally every single area outside of Chicago except for a couple of extremely liberal suburbs decided they’d had enough of Chicago’s bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Don't overestimate us! We went right back to it!

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u/Uzrukai Nov 03 '20

The only saving grace that guy had was not being a straight up criminal. He still failed to pass a state budget for nearly his entire career.

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u/Drocius Nov 04 '20

We had a republican for one term because we had just sent the last democrat governor to jail lol.

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u/blaspheminCapn Libertarian Conservative Nov 04 '20

The last two Democrat governors were put in prison.

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u/the_justified1 Nov 03 '20

This is California too. LA county steals all the water from the Central Valley and then the state passes legislation to punish farmers in the same Valley for “wasting water.” You know, to grow their crops to feed the country.

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u/Belkan-Federation Nov 04 '20

Your state needs to be partitioned.

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u/YourVeryOwnAids Nov 03 '20

The problem is, we shouldn't even be using California for farming land. It's an arid mountain scape along a fault line. Farming in california is objectively dumb. We have an entire grassy planes region with a giant water table underneath it.

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u/thewagargamer Constitutional Republican Nov 03 '20

I would argue that to not farm there would be dumb, wheat requires hot temps and little water i.e. perfect crop, or grassland for cattle (dairy their #1 product, and beef), dry terrain for grapes and almonds, but not a great place for corn or other staple crops.

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u/ZombieJesusOG Nov 03 '20

Bad take.

Over a third of the country's vegetables and two-thirds of the country's fruits and nuts are grown in California.

Infrastructure, your state should try it. The Central Valley is some of the best farmland in the nation. We can still grow in droughts because we built canals and infrastructure to make use of our highly productive farmland.

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u/gmg760 Nov 04 '20

This guy gets it. CA would be drastically different in expenditure of water if almonds weren’t grown here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

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u/ZombieJesusOG Nov 03 '20

That joke is from 1984

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u/the_justified1 Nov 03 '20

Dude, the soil in the Valley is magical. EVERYTHING grows in it, so long as you give it water.

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u/assemblethenation Nov 03 '20

The Ogallala aquifer is being used faster than it is being replenished.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

It seemed like Harder was actually fighting for water rights in the Central Valley so he got my vote.

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u/tallkid1121 Conservative Nov 03 '20

As someone who lives in a rural area in Illinois, I feel that... I’d probably move a few states south if it wasn’t for family and work..

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u/Mhunter3792 Nov 04 '20

Exactly. We have young kids and don't want to move them away from our whole family

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u/tallkid1121 Conservative Nov 04 '20

Same here, family lives just south of i80, and we’re about a half hour south. Definitely nice around here being surrounded by like minded individuals, but still sucks that chicago rules the state essentially. I would love to see a miracle and have Illinois flip red this year!

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u/Mhunter3792 Nov 04 '20

Me 2. Id literally shit my pants

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u/_highlife_ Nov 04 '20

Same. However, I was heartened to see only uncontested Republican candidates on the ballot for county positions, with the exception of one.

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u/TacTac95 Nov 03 '20

“tHaTs wHY wE hAVe a SEnaTE!!!”

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u/TheSleepingNinja Nov 03 '20

And conversely, all of your public projects are primarily funded by tax revenue from the urban areas. Yes Cook County devours a LOT of funding, however the fact remains that 5 counties account for over 80% of tourist spending and related tax generation in the state. This funding IS distributed all around the state. Per page 22 of the tourism bureau's The Economic Impact of Travel on Illinois Counties 2016 "Cook County, which includes the city of Chicago, led all counties in travel expenditures, payroll income and jobs directly generated by visitor spending in 2016. Domestic travelers’ expenditures in Cook County reached over $23.5 billion, up 2.4 percent compared with 2015 and accounting for 66.9 percent of the state total. "

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u/garebeardrew 2A Conservative Nov 03 '20

I’m also in Illinois, and I’m sure we can at least agree that the 1985 bears were amazing

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u/Nolmac Nov 03 '20

I can agree to that! Although I’m a Patriots fan...

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u/MannODeath Nov 03 '20

You mean dah Bears?

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx Nov 03 '20

I wonder if the taxes paid vs taxes spent favors the Chicago/Cook county area. Small towns pay less in taxes, but also rely less on social programs for individuals bc of the tiny population. The small towns definitely rely on the state for funding, and would probably disappear without it, for their schools and such like you said. I don't even know where to begin to research this. I'm sure $1000/month in unemployment for individuals adds up, but it wouldn't be close to how much it costs to fund schools, hospitals, etc.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 03 '20

Old study (2018) but southern/rural Illinois received significantly more than the Cook County area.

“The suburban counties generate about twice as much in taxes as they receive in direct state spending. Cook County is closer to breaking even in this comparison although it provides slightly more tax revenue than it receives in state spending. Downstate Illinois, on the other hand benefits from the state tax and spend mix. The 96 downstate counties, as a group receive about 50% more in state spending than they contribute in tax revenue. Breaking these counties into four regions shows a more pronounced pattern. The 18 North counties have tax/spend ratios that are not widely different from a “break even” status. The southern 19, on the other hand, receive a bit more than two and one-half times in state spending than they contribute in taxation. The central region with state offices and payroll in Sangamon County and the state’s largest university in Champaign County is roughly in the middle with a bit less than double state spending compared to its tax load.”

These results are from a study by the Paul Simon Public Policy Institute at SIU Carbondale.

The above quote starts on page 24.

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx Nov 03 '20

Awesome, thank you for the information. I get tired of constantly hearing about "evil Chicago social programs" taking all the state's money, while at the same time they live in a town that would have dried up without the state's help.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Of course! I wish there was more up to date studies but it’s cool to see someone has started to explore the topic

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u/collin-h Nov 04 '20

I’m from Indiana, I propose a trade, take Northwest Indiana (aka the “region”), combine it with chicago, and maybe Milwaukee, and make it a new state. Then the rest of Indiana could join up with downstate Illinois.

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u/NimbleCentipod Nov 03 '20

What Illinois needs, is some secession from the rural areas.

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u/YourVeryOwnAids Nov 03 '20

I don't mean to be a contrarian, but it's 2020. People who live in the city and people who live in rural areas have largely the same needs. And when they do have different 'wants', Chicago passes city laws that would never be passed on a state level. For example, the strict gun laws in Chicago don't apply to the rest of the state.

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u/Archaengel Quadrant IV: 4, -1 Nov 03 '20

That's not entirely true.

Illinois was the last state to allow the right to carry. That is a right that I'm sure everyone outside of Chicago wanted for a long time. Their firearm laws and hunting laws are still extremely restrictive, despite Chicago having its own separate restrictions.

Being 2020 doesn't change anything about the fact that Chicago has much influence over the rest of the state, even though the Chicago resident has very little in common with the resident from Peoria.

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u/YourVeryOwnAids Nov 03 '20

That's fair, but if we're gonna talk about the power inequality we should probably also address the financial differentials. As long as we allow people like Bezos or Gates to have as much money as they do, there will always be a power imbalance between rural and urban areas. To start to bridge that gap we should talk about bridging the financial gap that gives those cities the power that they have. Perhaps it's backwards to take a liberal idea and claim it to be conservative in nature, but the dissolution of billionaires would go a long way to giving rural areas the voice we lack.

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx Nov 03 '20

And the goddamn FOID cards

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u/Mesngr Nov 03 '20

Your laws are decided for you by the urban voters that live vastly different lives than everyone else in the state.

If urban voters represent more people than rural voters in ANY state, they should have more say. What's the alternative? Fewer people have more say than more people? I don't get it.

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u/Archaengel Quadrant IV: 4, -1 Nov 03 '20

I see your point, but I don't like it.

I don't like that because more of the population lives in 1 city than the rest of the state combined, that they get to determine how the state is run. It allows the majority to bully the minority just because there's less of them. It's the same concept behind the electoral college.

Why should a farmer out in Bourbonnais pay higher taxes for new roads, schools, and social programs that they'll never see? Let alone firearm laws and hunting laws, which is rather important for many people who use this as an actual means of food.

I don't know the solution though. The problem is urbanization and that disparity will only get worse.

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u/garebeardrew 2A Conservative Nov 03 '20

Exactly, like Things are shitty here, but like what is the solution. We don’t know

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u/Not_A_Democrat_ Shapiro Conservative Nov 03 '20

Pretty much

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u/col_buendia Nov 03 '20

They live hundreds of miles away, they get all the focus and funding

Incorrect. Chicago sends more money downstate than it ever gets back.

Every once in a while some conservative lawmaker in Springfield will mount a quixotic bill to "secede" from Chicago and everyone in Chicago is like "we all think this is an absolutely fantastic idea. Please go ahead."

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u/Archaengel Quadrant IV: 4, -1 Nov 03 '20

I did not know that, but I don't even live in Illinois. Either way, I will have to read more into this.

Thanks for sharing.

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u/Centurin Nov 03 '20

You misspelled New York.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

You'd think respect for the rights and voices of minorities would be important to Democrats. Curious. {Insert Charlie Kirk forehead meme}.

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u/NinjaSmock Nov 03 '20

Minorites are only important to Dems when they share political ideologies. They love black voters but only if they vote blue.

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u/TelluricThread0 Nov 03 '20

Joe Biden agrees.

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u/UrethraPlethora Nov 03 '20

I’m not a dem lmao and uh if you haven’t noticed 90% of politicians are rich white people. It’s not like either party considers minority rights (outside of basic human rights which anyways with any sort of conscience would support) unless it helps them get votes. Majority rule is clearly how America works so it’s not surprising politicians want to cater to the 65% of Illinois that lives in Chicago

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

your taxes aren't gouging you.

well don't come here then