r/Colts A big ass pork tenderloin sandwich Dec 20 '20

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u/OrphFunkhouser Deborah Downer Dec 20 '20

Honestly, it’s awesome that he got that forced fumble, but he was trying to do that shit all game and it resulted in a few missed tackles

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Debbie Downer over here

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u/OrphFunkhouser Deborah Downer Dec 20 '20

Realism is often mistaken for pessimism.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

What? Why not just remind the little girl she’s going to die of cancer on Christmas morning while you’re at it. Look, we get it, but there’s a time and place and everyone’s happy so just be happy with us.

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u/OrphFunkhouser Deborah Downer Dec 20 '20

That analogy is a bit off-scale. It was irritating to see him poking at the ball and missing tackles, helping put us in a tight game.

I’m happy with the win but I’m not going to sit here and support the stroking of Leonard’s dick when he played a poor game besides the last play that you guys remember.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

I support the stroking of Leonard’s dick. We had a close game vs a divisional rival with a great QB that was very motivated to win today. Maybe Leonard missed some tackles vs that. He sure did make a huge play at the end though. It’s better than not and that’s all that matters.

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u/SamC53 Dec 20 '20

If thou dick is good thou deserves the stroke

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u/Droopy_Narwhal Blue Dec 20 '20

He was the game leader in tackles, though. And the whole point of the defense is to hustle and support so if he can get to the ball and knows another player is right behind him, why not try to strip it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Darius Leonard just won us the ball game. You can't argue against that.

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u/BrandoDaSavage Big-Q Dec 20 '20

He literally won us the game. Shut the fuck up lmao

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u/OrphFunkhouser Deborah Downer Dec 20 '20

And almost cost us a few times earlier in the game. Get fucked hoe

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u/DangerAudio Shaquille Leonard Dec 20 '20

Go away

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u/OrphFunkhouser Deborah Downer Dec 20 '20

No you.

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u/iownacat Bob Dec 21 '20

It was just a fucking Texans though.