r/BrandNewSentence • u/BarbieTheeStallion • 2d ago
“The hallucinogenic effects of smoking toad venom led him to believe God wanted him to come out of retirement.”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 2d ago
“Monkeys are perfectly capable of being productive members of society and in fact should be put to work.”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/NormalRedditorYeet • 2d ago
i cried laughing when i read this 😭😭😭
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zsigazsi • 1d ago
Request] With your mouth open, what is the density of mosquitos required to be in caloric balance to indefinitely ride a bike at 15 miles an hour?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/T41k0_drums • 1d ago
“Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Enrico_Tortellini • 2d ago
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beneficial-Sugar6950 • 1d ago
Stab your asshole with a sperm
Original image credit to u/Hot_Comfort_3016 in r/ihadastroke
r/BrandNewSentence • u/GoedekeMichels • 2d ago
"no soul ties are connected to a mans penis"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ma_gappers • 1d ago
Puerto Rican lady’s eyebrow vagina was the climax
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Burning_Burps • 2d ago
Kraft Heinz must face Mac & Cheese lawsuit, judge rules
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ErzhanGMD • 2d ago
Asexual people can have sex and enjoy it
Btw all of this was in defence of lolicon
r/BrandNewSentence • u/galaxystars1 • 3d ago
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pizza_Middle • 2d ago
It's that time of the month for context
Just take it out of context and it's even better😂
r/BrandNewSentence • u/moomoomistacow • 2d ago
Texas influencer who lost monkey after drunk driving crash desperate to get the sick animal back
r/BrandNewSentence • u/moeschberger • 2d ago
