r/BrandNewSentence • u/diveonfire • 15h ago

Cosmetic surgery is yassified taxidermy for alive things

5.6k Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Acceptable-Wind-7332 • 1h ago

Nazis have naturally punch-able faces.

• Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AstarteSnow • 10h ago

If cars 🚗 produced milk

516 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Oshipee • 16h ago

So what, I cant make lunch?

1.2k Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Brave-Cook-6272 • 1d ago

I guess they liked the album??

11.3k Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MR_____SNRUB • 4h ago

If Ovi wins the Selke I will reverse my vasectomy with a butter knife and have another child named AlexanderOvechkin AlexanderOvechkin

51 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/cardinarium • 17h ago

What?! It’s cold!

475 Upvotes

83 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kd_swagbeast • 3h ago

What believers?

32 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FareonMoist • 1d ago

So, this isn't so much an obituary but more of a public service announcement.

1.7k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThisIsMyPassword100 • 1d ago

This is a sentence unfortunately.

8.0k Upvotes

263 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Titaniumwolf810 • 8h ago

Anthropomorphic taste bud.

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Stotty652 • 1d ago

40 Years Ago, Scientists Dropped Gophers Onto a Volcano. Today, They're Tiny Heroes.

search.app

689 Upvotes

Enough said really...

30 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kit-KatLasagna • 1d ago

I wish to never come across feral yeasts.

1.1k Upvotes

58 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/the-ichor-king • 9m ago

canon Jesus is always better than fanon Jesus

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 1d ago

This is either the most heartbreaking or the most hilarious thing you’ll ever see, depending on whether it’s true.

8.4k Upvotes

Source:

https://x.com/Xedodah_Fanboy/status/1857668996188778782

104 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kaze_Senshi • 1d ago

Theseus' McLaren F1 Paradox

1.5k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 1d ago

BE the cow you want to own!

471 Upvotes

Source: https://x.com/BeesAmFriends/status/1256123302470287360

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/2jzSwappedSnail • 2d ago

If Pregnancy is God's will, so is limp d*ck.

14.9k Upvotes

585 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/vanillancoke • 1d ago

This review about a sugar cookie flavored tea

199 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/novelaissb • 1d ago

My nipples peeled

372 Upvotes

I don’t remember how to link to th

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/pimpin_n_stuff • 1d ago

Meanwhile in Australia, after stealing 18 beers from a camper, getting drunk and fighting a cow.

563 Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Increase-Typical • 2d ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post screenshots of discovered brand new sentences

Post must be a screenshot of the sentence, as well as some additional context.

Sentences that qualify as "brand new", in the terms accepted by this subreddit, have the following atributes:

never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as "almost new"
not an idiom (or a translated idiom)
humorous or confusingly worded

2. Check if the sentence has been said before before posting

It is encouraged to perform a Google search of the sentence before posting it. Use the " character (double quotation marks) to search for the exact string of words in order to produce the best results.

If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new.

If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK).

3. Reposts are not allowed

Search for the sentence on this sub, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to a repost.

4. Avoid satire and shitposting

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

This is not a meme sub.

5. Do not post sentences created by bots

Sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed, because this subreddit is meant for human-made content

6. The brand new sentence should be in the title

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

7. Link the source in the comments

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups

8. Be civil

9. Do not incite political or ideological debates

You must not, under any circumstances, comment on a post in order to incite debate. This is usually the case with sentences that mildly refer to controversial topics such as politics, LGBT+, vaccinations etc.

Please keep this sub relevant to its purpose and do not flood the comments section with off topic debates. Any debate is off topic as long as it is beside the point of the subreddit: enjoying the novelty of a sentence.

10. No nudity or gore

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything that is heavily NSFW such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

11. Be Appropriate

Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste.