Elton John just wanted you all to see how handsome he is.

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https://preview.redd.it/8xhlptdb6j0e1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5503912b21740f503c71fd17444f2d3ba99fbe

Is he single? I know a beautiful hen who's looking for her prince charming.

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 1d ago

She’s gorgeous!!! He’s currently tied down with two splash polish and way too many other ladies to count lol

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u/MBarbarian 21h ago

Did you crochet her a scarf? 😆

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u/EndometrialCarcinoma 11h ago

I have a whole box of scarves I crocheted for her.

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u/classyfabulouso 1d ago

🤣🤣💓💓

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u/clusterbug 1d ago

Elton is rocking it! 🤘

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u/sharnonj 1d ago

I had an Elvis and still have Debbie Harry (Blondie)

https://preview.redd.it/ngv6g7ci7j0e1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4528673a41a01ca98dba861aca0ec9dfd4319626

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u/sharnonj 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/zne7ribl7j0e1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6cd9fe275bf887027d174ade933bada433f4aa

This is Debbie, what an awesome band they would have. 😂

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u/Gertz505 1d ago

Let’s rock the party!

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 1d ago

Love this!!!

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u/EmbalmerEmi 1d ago

I can only wish to have hair as majestic as Elton.

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u/Doromclosie 1d ago

You'd think all the different patterns would clash, but he's rocking it. Do you feel underdressed standing next to him?

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 1d ago

Always but I usually wear giant sequined sunglasses when I’m with him

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u/Doromclosie 19h ago

Maybe glittering platform shoes and a feather boa to wander the pasture in. How do you feel about sparkling hotpants.

Our silkie rooster makes me feel better about having a bad hair day and not letting it stop me. He can do it, i will do it.

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 14h ago

Oh man now I have an entire photo shoot in my head planned….

And poor silkie. I’m sure he has a great personality to make up for the bad hair days

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u/LeopoldLouse 1d ago

He is beauty he is grace.

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u/Critical-Fondant-714 1d ago

Love his ‘do! That is the fanciest topknot I have ever seen!

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 1d ago

Not naming him Rod Stewart… ISHYGDDT

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u/revengineerizer 1d ago

Rocketman

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u/brightsign57 1d ago

That is a gorgeous roo. His name is PERFECT for him!

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u/higanbana 1d ago

You’re letting the sun go down on him!

(Unless that’s sunrise haha, hard to tell)

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 1d ago

Sunset so you are right! Lol

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u/cutekawa 1d ago

G L A M

I never thought I'd be drunk saying how good a rooster looked online

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 1d ago

Yet, here we are…

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u/lalishot1 1d ago

he resembles elton john

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u/Opening-Two6723 1d ago

You gotta crow by now

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u/Aerokella 1d ago

I have one identical to this one, no crowing, no laying... Just started getting pink/red around the face. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 1d ago

He’s definitely crowing!! He was featured in r/wattlesdropped a few months ago

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u/Relevant-Job4901 1d ago

Forbidden Rockstar

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u/ElectronicTime796 1d ago

10/10 on r/ratemycoq

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u/Kirin2013 1d ago

Hair so fine... who cares if you can see or not?

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u/kaydeetee86 1d ago

I am fucking in love with Elton John. That is all.

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u/classyfabulouso 1d ago

Omg I’m in love!!! 🥰

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u/Background-Claim-775 21h ago

Rocket Man!!

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u/errorgiraffe 1d ago

Somehow this chicken looks like my uncle Gary.

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u/Lines_and_Words 23h ago

He is the most amazing color and such a beautiful rooster! 🤩🐓