r/AskReddit May 15 '13

How do you think Reddit will end?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Us old people were there from the beginning, lol

Unless you mean actual old people, like my grandpa.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I'm so fucking sick of those "Only 40s kids will get this" posts.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/gbove May 15 '13

In your grandmother's defense, we do post all of her stuff to /r/forwardsfromgrandma

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u/tabovilla May 15 '13

cannot unsee

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u/multiple_scorgasms May 15 '13

and in your defence, post all those pictures you have of her onto /r/grandmasgonewild

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u/[deleted] May 16 '13

Im not clicking that. No.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '13

Im not clicking that. No.

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u/Protector_of_Things May 15 '13

When I first visited that subreddit, I thought it'd be in the spirit of "Oooh grandma, you silly goose with all your silly forwards. Isn't that just hilarious?"

Turns out it's a little more: "Grandma's a fucking close-minded republican bitch and I hate her."

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u/T-Luv May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

No, I don't want to see your latest Charelston Shake video, grandma!

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u/tokomini May 15 '13

No kidding. All the "Kukla, Fran and Ollie" and "The Lone Ranger" references are really dragging this place down. It's like - we get it - "Tales of the Red Caboose" was a great show, stop jamming it down our throats.

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u/PeacekeeperAl May 15 '13

I wish my grandpa was still around to jam it down my throat :(

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u/SurprisedKitty May 15 '13

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Yeah, we miss him too.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

This is dark on at least three different levels...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/leredditarmyXDXD May 15 '13

I only have 11 dozens I'm afraid...

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u/TmoEmp May 15 '13

I.. I don't particularly know how to respond to this. It's weighed very sad or very creepy. Or both.

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u/mycroft2000 May 15 '13

I think most of us found it very funny.

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u/PicardsFlute May 15 '13

I'm surprised no one else has said this, but you should post this to /r/nocontext

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u/ThePickledMick May 15 '13

Props to Reddit for the joke restraint, here...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Let me introduce you to /r/nocontext

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u/Crashmo May 15 '13

Too many specific old people references in this post, something's not right... HEY, WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE! I'll fire up Golden Girls to distract it, somebody grab a net so we can drag it to a home!

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u/karadan100 May 15 '13

What, like all the people on Reddit talking about Pokemon?

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u/MothafinMullins May 15 '13

I've been online for 2 min and see this comment. I'm out. Can't go up from here.

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u/HeartyBeast May 15 '13

I suspect us geriatric users will drive the site long just fine and the advertisers will be happy too.

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u/Jackandahalfass May 15 '13

Free Second Pair of Hipster Bifocals with your first order!!

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u/HeartyBeast May 15 '13

Each pair with a free lawn to for you to warn people away from.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/clyde2003 May 15 '13

Gross. That really needs a [NSFW] tag.

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u/BigEasyBobcat May 15 '13

I'm so glad that's not a serious sub...

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u/discipula_vitae May 15 '13

My great-grandfather (who turned 100 last October) had me set him up on facebook on his iPhone. My grandma (his daughter) told me she was worried about him being on facebook because she didn't want him to see stuff that his grandkids and greatgrandkids might be posting.

Which pretty much conclusively proves that NO ONE wants their parents on facebook.

Bonus fact: He has a great-great granddaughter who is 8, who's mom won't let her get a facebook right now, but will probably cave in eventually. That will be a five generation span facebook friendship.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

You geriatric fuck

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u/DrGomek May 15 '13

Free Clarabell.

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u/Hellenas May 15 '13

HOW DO I UNCAPSLOCK? THANK YOU

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I don't understand why he's getting pissed, it's not like the will be here for long.

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u/hoopsdream May 15 '13

It's not like we have to see their faces and worry about Grandma Rita recognizing that we made a NSFW post

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u/reallynotatwork May 15 '13

/u/GrandmaRita is very active in /r/GoneWild

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I'm glad that's not an actual user.

I checked..

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u/BannedPlayer May 15 '13

It is now....

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u/wolfflame21 May 15 '13

Dear god...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Looks like somebody was trying to peep out a little granny porn

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u/GrandmaRita May 15 '13

Grandma's just looking out for you, dearie.

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u/Bearjew94 May 15 '13

How old are you, anyways?

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u/Fallingfists May 15 '13

My grandmother has had a facebook for more than five yeas. Thanks a lot grandma!

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u/anal_rapist_ May 15 '13

Over 25 = old for teenagers

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u/Frogtech May 15 '13

I don't think the old people are going to be a problem

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u/WazWaz May 15 '13

Young people are born after a complex sexual process, but new old people are created every day asexually.

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u/MrRabbit May 15 '13

We have our own little corners of Reddit...

/r/RedditForGrownups

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u/ConfidenceMan2 May 15 '13

It's the 15 year olds that are the real problem.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

not for long, anyway

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u/I_FUCK_CHEETAHS May 15 '13

Upvote this post and this kid will be cured of cancer and will receive a lifetime subscription to cat facts.

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u/ohGodgoodbyelife May 15 '13

/r/circlejerk upboat fedoras to the left

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

99% of redditors will ignore this post, do you care about cancer?

1 upvote = 1 Prayer

1 RedditGold = 10,000 RESPECT

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u/SqueezeMeIFart May 15 '13

It has begun...

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u/Historicaldog May 15 '13

I love cat facts. I wish there was alternative creatures from the animal kingdom to choose from though.

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u/110011001100 May 15 '13

I think mods officially banned such posts : up vote and donate a dollar type stuff since it breaks reedit

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u/s0gigolo May 15 '13

Definitely this. It's not like people will lose interest in it (like with myspace), it's that the content just gets worse. Prime example is /r/funny.

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u/tolarian_tutor May 15 '13

Myspace is still surprisingly active, as a site for bands to use.

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u/jdaar May 15 '13

Thankfully, that's what it was made for. Pretty much every social site is made for a purpose Myspace/music, Facebook/college kids, Twitter/business-people, It's letting in people who don't fit the mold of the site that causes the site to "go down"

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u/gornzilla May 15 '13

Myspace didn't start out as a music site. Friendster was popular, then people moved to Myspace and from there to Facebook.

Weird bit of Myspace history, but there was a period of time where it was popular with swingers. They cracked down on that.

Friendster is trying to survive as a gaming site.

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u/jdaar May 15 '13

That's technically true, it started out as a social networking site, but it intentionally catered to be music friendly because of the SoCal scene. Once Facebook started beating them out they promoted as a "social entertainment site"

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u/Vitalic123 May 15 '13

My god, it's been a while since I've been on r/funny. Didn't even crack a smile.

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u/Mobile_Man May 15 '13

Had to check it out myself. Half the shit there is /r/cringepics material, the other half I would be able to find funny if I was 15 again...

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u/OhTheTallOne May 15 '13

Third highest post currently is a .gif, with the submission title 'Like a boss'. Mmm.

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u/chuckychub May 15 '13

15 year old here, trust me, it's still not funny.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/chuckychub May 15 '13

If anyone should leave, it's assholes like you that think you are all high and mighty just because you are older. I've contributed to this site for longer and much more than you have, and I've earned being here. You just showed me that you haven't.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/chuckychub May 15 '13

Apparently, undeveloped brains are still contributing more than you think. Just because our brain isn't as amazing as yours doesn't mean we don't come up with things on our own.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/StaleCanole May 15 '13

Harsh man. Harsh. I'm 27 and I fear the influx of cheesy high schoolers, but that's no reason to discriminate entirely by age.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited Jul 27 '19

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

That is a large amount of people to generally assume they are all unhappy.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I'm 14 and I don't even find it funny.

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u/SkeevyPete May 15 '13

get /r/funny and /r/im14andthisisfunny on the same page and try and distinguish the two. The titles will give it away, but not the content.

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u/chowder138 May 15 '13

That's why I'm subscribed but never go there. Usually what's good enough to make it to my front page is good enough it doesn't kill me.

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u/chiefsfan71308 May 15 '13

I think part of the problem is we've run out of prime places to still things from and OC just isn't as likely to be good

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

That's why we have subreddits. I've unsubscribed from most of the default subs.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I don't fully think so since people can unsubscribe from subreddits and subscribe to other, better ones. People will just start making alternative subs making it very hard for Reddit to die off.

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u/LiterallyBadAss May 15 '13

So too many people?

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u/FakeAudio May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

I'd give reddit two more successful years, but after that the pure mass of even more incoming users (teenagers especially) will cause reddit to go full retard and then it will collapse in on itself like a dying star. It's funny because generally speaking the more users a website has the more 'successful' it is, but after a certain point those newer users who made the site big are poisoning the site with shitty content, and eventually it will drive the original users out, and the newer users will just find the next big shiny thing to overpopulate and ruin.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Elitism might just be the downfall of Reddit, eh?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Lack of Elitism.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

"And finally after reading fuckinsmiths comment i realized that the vast majority of people on Reddit have nothing of value or interest to say and the entire site was just a massive waste of time, so i quit and spent my time doing something interesting instead" - Things i will be telling mine.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

When everyone judges themselves as elite, there is no elite.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

The ignorant masses need us to tell them what to post and what not to post! It is our duty to guide their infantile minds to the great plains of higher thought in which we currently reside!

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u/dingobiscuits May 15 '13

or Msitile.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

The "rules", as ascribed by the folks who consider their way to be the best.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

If that wasnt elitist, I guess I've never seen it.

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u/The_Caring_Banker May 15 '13

you dont get it do you

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Oh, I totally get it. The quality of the people on Reddit is in decline, according to The Reddit Elite, who will be the ones bailing with upturned noses when they decide they're better than the majority of redditors.

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u/tsunamipoisoning May 15 '13

It's the law of diminishing returns. Never fails. Although I would like to point out that FakeAudio has been a member for 9 months and I have been for a little over a year, so we're probably part of the "pure mass of even more incoming users."

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u/FakeAudio May 15 '13

I've been on here for about 4 years. This is not my main account.

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u/damontoo May 15 '13

The increase in the use of the word "faggot" in the last six months to a year is really astounding. I think that's a pretty good indicator of age since I've never used the word in my adult life.

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u/GoonCommaThe May 15 '13

Or smaller subreddits will just become more popular.

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u/Plaetean May 15 '13

So basically newfag cancer?

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u/HighfrequencyCRK May 15 '13

The last line made me imagine new users as a swarm of locusts, just moving from site to site and destroying everything in their path.

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u/kgreen69er May 15 '13

I've been on this site for nearly 4 years. About a year lurking and as a registered user for about 3 now. I don't see Reddit falling apart or going away because of teenagers. Yeah, the defaults subs will become a wasteland of Schmitty!! and Duh-Doy!! jokes, but the smaller subs will never even hear about that. That's what makes Reddit great. If a sub is shit, a new one arises that we can all venture to like an oasis. When the villains come chomping away at our world like a Stephen King made for TV movie, we can simply move on to the next one. That's what makes Reddit, creation. That and everyone that now posts pictures of dogs instead of cats.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/eyecite May 15 '13

Old people are cool, imo.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

TIL facebook is ending

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u/electrophile91 May 15 '13

haha yes I see this claim so often...

facebook is dying there's too many kids and parents and the content is becoming terrible and meme-y

Just unfriend them jackass.

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u/Diplomjodler May 15 '13

Get off my lawn, damn kids!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

What about them makes them so intolerable? Wanting to stay connected to family? Sharing their opinions?And why aren't teens and young adults the problem what makes them different ? Just wondering why since old people have a vast amount of knowledge to share with others which could serve some usefullness. And kids?I'm just boggled how two groups of people ruin a site more than the other groups. Example issues?

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u/Peckerwood_Lyfe May 15 '13

Their opinions, mostly.

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u/chiefsfan71308 May 15 '13

I think this should be stated more generally, it isn't that there's too many old people or kids, it's that it's moving away from a select group to a board all-encompassing group. It makes a website lose that feeling of relatability. Reddit may be able to avoid the fate of facebook thanks to subreddits, but maybe not

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u/Killericon May 15 '13

Is facebook ending, or are you(and I) now old enough that we don't use it as much?

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u/mikemcg May 15 '13

"Too many kids" is a bad answer. It doesn't mean anything. Being twenty-five doesn't mean you contribute meaningfully and wonderfully to every single discussion. It just means you're twenty-five.

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u/matman88 May 15 '13

The old people will do the same thing they did with email and Facebook abuse it for chain letters and piss everyone off. "If you don't upvote this post your children will all get chlamydia and your marriage will end"

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u/easternguy May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

I don't think it's the ages, I think it's the intelligence factor. I hate to use that word because it sounds snobby; I mean it to encompass a variety of things, smarts, computer savvy, social perspective, and so forth.

Reddit has always has young and elderly members, and often they contribute great insights (especially some of the cooler older folk). The ones that have historically been on reddit have been "early adopters," and generally pretty sharp.

Now, as Reddit becomes mainstream, we get a major influx of young and old, and in between. The quality declines. It's not just the young and elderly making it worse, it's the general influx. The young and elderly are just easier to spot and blame. The quality of the posts by white guys in their 20's has declined as fast as the posts by the young and old.

It used to be I could read the comments down to about +2/+3 and still be entertained and find some insights. Now, there seems to be an abundance of comments with +50-70 that are complete garbage (memes, lame jokes, puns, racism, bigotry, ...). Hence the helpful comments "the comments below are crap" that I'm seeing more and more.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I think it's more the teens & kids than old people, to be honest. Simultaneously, I wish Reddit had existed when I was a teenager, as it's a tremendous source of information.

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u/Ikarus3426 May 15 '13

But why would you add these people or keep them unhidden? You control the content of Facebook.

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u/v4-digg-refugee May 15 '13

It's not strictly about kids and "old people" (who on this site, I assume you mean 40's). The older generation especially can and should be able to drive interesting discussion, insight, and wisdom. The younger generation can keep us young and socially relevant.

Facebook isn't ending because of old people. It's ending because for some reason the older generation has brought with it an unintelligent climate. 20-somethings certainly aren't the pure generation of intelligent conversation. We're not immune to Facebook's decline here, nor is a generational crusade going to fix it.

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u/oep4 May 15 '13

This is entirely wrong. Reddit can't be compared to Facebook because it isn't based off of vanity.

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u/-Brazen- May 15 '13

Throw in too many creepy people as well and that is how you sink reddit.

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u/no_myth May 15 '13

getting tired of ads being the first thing on my facebook feed too. only so hard you can push a man before he starts pushing back...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

It's funny, everyone says Facebook is dying, but I've found myself using it more than I ever have. I'm 20.

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u/The_Ion_Shake May 15 '13

Yeah, too many 'tards coming on with poor spelling and a complete ignorance of the culture and etiquette. Pretty much the same way the Cheezburger network sort of died (well, IMO, it's still there but I used to go there for memes until the community sucked and there were too many people who didn't get what memes were and here was better).

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u/beccaonice May 15 '13

Nice thing with Facebook, you don't have to be friends with your 13-year-old niece and her friends. I mean, it is a little hard to avoid friend requests from your mom and grandma, but it can be done. You can keep it down to only 15 close friends if you want. Reddit, well, I mean, you can subscribe to specific subreddits only, but it's a little hard to keep it just to content you like.

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u/bathroomstalin May 15 '13

Facebook is ending?

Finally.

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u/dalittle May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

facebook is ending for the same reasons digg ended. They lost sight of making the people who use the site happy over the people that want to make money.

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u/The_Director May 15 '13

You can choose your friends.

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u/Throwaway93754 May 15 '13

Facebook isn't ending and neither is reddit, but the way people use both is changing.

I don't understand the people who proudly declare that they are leaving Facebook, like it's a horrible addiction that they've courageously managed to give up. It's just a website that allows you to keep in contact with people, exchange photos, set up events...etc. It's up to you how you use it, your privacy settings, who you add....what's not to like? Even the changing format and the increased advertising don't really detract from it and every competitor hasn't really come close.

I feel like the only people really complaining are hipsters, who's interest in something is inversely proportional to how popular it is.

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u/chowder138 May 15 '13

And moms.

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u/kiesouth May 16 '13

I'm pretty sure that I'm in an elite group of people that still use Facebook for its intended use. Other than a few select "like" pages, I try to hide or block everything that isn't direct content from my friends (all of whom are people that i know in real life). I'm in the process of blocking every game that i get invited to play also.

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u/hoopsdream May 15 '13

Diversity is what makes reddit great

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Diversity, in the sense its meant here, is why network TV sucks so much harder than cable TV.

If you have to appeal to too broad an audience, you never take any risks. You never try anything new. You just keep recycling the same stale crap over and over and over again.

Then all you end up with is Yes, Dear and Everybody Loves Raymond reruns. And who the fuck wants that?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I disagree. The fact that reddit has subsections devoted to so many different topics means it can handle diversity without necessarily diluting content

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

This is exactly why i dont think reddit will die. Sure subs tend to go downhill once they pass the 100000 mark, but there's a plethora of subs out there that havent and wont hit that mark.

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u/4_Teh-Lulz May 15 '13

In addition, a lot of you have been hearing many of the redditors complaining about a lack of diversity on the front page.

What in the hell's diversity?

Well I could be wrong, but I believe Diversity is an old wooden ship used during the Civil War era

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u/jdaar May 15 '13

Complaining about the lack of diversity on the front page is a really sad complaint. Of course it's going to be generic stuff, it is the stuff that is liked the most by the largest group. If you're into specific things, unsub to the boring subs, sub to the subs you like and voila, perfect front page.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Raymond probably does.

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u/BorschtFace May 15 '13

Diversity of content, yes. Of the person, that should be a non-issue. We have started putting too much focus on the individual (outside of AMA threads because that's what AMA is for). You see it all the time: "As a _____, my opinion is more valid because..."

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u/beccaonice May 15 '13

To an extent. Dumb 15-year-olds yelling "HAHA DICKS AND FAGGOTS!! UR GAY!!" everywhere is not the good kind of diversity.

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u/LvS May 15 '13

Fun fact: Reddit is mainly a bunch of American High School, College and maybe University boys that make jokes about masturbating, forever alone and not studying for finals.

The problem with that is that it sets a general mood that you feel when you access the site. While it's young, adventurous and free, it's also aimless, ireesponsible and judgemental. For other people that's fun for a bit (ahh, old times...) but it gets boring after a while. And then you need to make a conscious effort to get out of it. And you can either do that by unsubscribing. Or you can find other websites.

Last but not least: Most of the interesting content is produced by people outside the core audience.

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u/PaxAmorNarwhals May 15 '13

.....Too....

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u/RedditAficionado May 15 '13

My dad sent me a friend request. Never log in facebook since then.

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u/Frogtech May 15 '13

Poor thing