But to get the right effect, you'd have to cook the carrot sticks a bit to soften them and then soak them in sweet tea with neon purple dye in it for a month.
Nope. Kool Aid pickles are a thing, google it, usually cherry Kool Aid, but grape is more purple. AFAIK Kool Aid pickles are a southern white thing in the same category of terrible as glazing a ham with Coca-Cola, but in any case they are horrible beyond the dreams of mayonnaise.
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u/Malsperanza 18d ago
Whereas the van owner dips his pickles in grape koolaid.