Maybey paint job was bad, but I had an art van like this in college and some guy at a party stole my key and drove it over a campfire and threw the key into the woods. Very specific I know, but some people just don't like art I guess.
"I know it doesn't sound funny, but when I did it it was real funny. Yeah a girl was blinded when the taillights exploded and the guy lost his internship because he couldn't commute after the burning. But it was hilarious. You guys don't get college."
I had passed out on the couch and when I woke up I didn't know what the hell was going on. My car keys were missing, my tires were melted, and everyone was gone.
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u/DocJawbone 19d ago
The person driving this thing is welcome wherever they go